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Husband 1.0.............for the chicks

September 17 2010

Installing a Husband Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support

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RHP User

15 years ago

good to see you back sweet thing hope all is good mwahhh roxxy...ohhhh and your a funny bugga ay lol

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RHP User

15 years ago

Have seen it before but always good for a laugh! Cheers Nev

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RHP User

15 years ago

Dear Helpdesk I have just installed boyfriends 5.O and 6.0.and bi girlfriends 0.1 and 0.2 to my wife 1.0 program and have notice a definite increase in her libido operating system equal to the amount of playtime on her applications and game programs. Is this normal? MRSFUN

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RHP User

15 years ago

Where can I get one of those Tyrell Corporation Nexus 6 pleasure replicants from Blade Runner? Model: ENIBW At least you will know from the outset it is not human...it just looks and feels like one...not much different from most people you meet on here..or anywhere... NymphetamineDrm

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RHP User

15 years ago

I was actually considering inserting "orphans preferred" "men with mothers living overseas or interstate may be considered" in my profile... It does not need to be explained-does it?

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RHP User

15 years ago

Always remeber to soft boot when Husband 1.0 is slowing down..Have girlfriend3.0 ready for screen save when the moniter cums on..

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RHP User

15 years ago

Try running a program called CouplesPlay 1.0 This program is marketed by OpenMarriage and many have had great success with it. If all else fails, run Husband1.0 on the PC and use PlayMates1.1,1.2,1.3,1.4 on a laptop. Instigating the application Divorce1.0 can crash Marriage1.0 and restore Husband 1.0 to operating under Hurt and Bitter mode and this is not good as it can lead to a complete breakdown on all communication software systems. I have found that the applications NaughtyWeekendsAway 6.5, TouchandTalk 7.8 can do wonders for the restoration of Romance 9.5 and PersonalAttention 6.5 which I have always considered to be much more valuable applications than Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. These last two applications may be fun but thier uses are limited and the downloads do not last long with the short memory of HUsband 1.0

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RHP User

15 years ago

Husband 1.0 and I hope he never uninstalls me. Prefer uploads to updates

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RHP User

15 years ago

yes you have to love a good load hehe

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RHP User

15 years ago

with wife1.0 not updated, but not fully uninstalled, is it safe to run bit on the side 2.0, followed by melbourne drinks night3.0, 3.1, 3.2, 3.3 all at the same time, or should i run them 15 miniutes apart? and what will threesome 4.0 do to my system? will my hard drive have enough ram or will i have to unload pearl necklace2.0?

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RHP User

15 years ago

All I kinow is I am having a wow of a time! MRS SRFUN

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