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March 25 2010

Now I've observed for some time that certain people are really good at creating forum topics that are interesting and get loads of responses.... like over 100 and stuff! I've also noticed that some people make a sport out of hijacking other peoples threads and start them spiralling off on their own tangent. ( This is not a Sheen Inc. endorsed practice...mostly) Well.....it got me thinking..... I said to myself that I am going to create my own really specky thread that gets over 100 hits and is soooo tight that nobody can hijack it for their own purposes. Sooooooo...... What do you think about the newsworthiness of the topic and should I have a seperate post to discuss whether this post gets over 100 hits? ~the big questions sheen~

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hmmm, didn't know it was some sort of popularity contest, who cares if a thread gets hijacked...not me anyway!Gotta say i have never really noticed.If you don't get much interest, so what, you had your say.Cheers Nev....there ya go thats one at least!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I love the citrus smell, and the taste - but what I don't understand is why so many 'natural freshly squeezed' orange juices taste godawful, and nothing like a fresh juicy orange?Does anyone know? (or of any Sydney stores that sell silicone based lube, mail ordering it is a PITA):)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sooooooo...... What do you think about the newsworthiness of the topic and should I have a seperate post to discuss whether this post gets over 100 hits? ummm newsworthiness 2/10.......I wouldn't have a seperate thread, keep it all together, build your tally....lolCheers Nev........Thats two!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Now you wouldn't be trying to hijack Sheenes thread would you! ....Norty little boy!Cheers Nev........

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    blame sydboy!Places local to me that I know definitely stock silicone lube are MaxxBlack (Newtown), Toolshed (Oxford St), Sax (Oxford St), Pleasure Chest(Newtown)Any toy shop will have it in stock though. :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I get you Sydboy and how about when they have a tasting tray out to sample..they are always so sweet, but the ones you take home are sour !! Sorry what was the topic again ??

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Good work team! We are right on message with this one. Nev - thanks for breaking the ice and getting the dialogue going. I cna see that your first will not be your most valuable contribution to this topic. SydB - I'm more of a 'big question" kind of guy as opposed to a 'big answers' kind of guy. Maybe Dr Jean would be better placed to work this one trough with you. Polar - What colours and flavours please? Taipan - It was not Eve's fault. She was tempted by the devil. xx ~working sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mr_sheen_live'Polar - What colours and flavours please? ~working sheen~ Umm, just the usual silicone lube flavour/clear... I haven't heard of flavoured silicone lube before, do they make it? It's hell expensive as it is. Maybe they make an orange one that tastes more like organges than SydBoys fresh squeezed juice?!Hmmmmmm

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Bebe, to get over a hundred hits you need someone ike little Nicky to say something controversial... somthing controversial about me of course.. I mean, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If someone was to hijack this thread I wonder what they would ask for as their demands? Makes me wonderdo you think I would be allowed to choose my own negotiator if I demanded an array of pics first. There has to be some perks in takin something hostage...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    EXCELLENT forum topic choice! See? It's going off! All this hard work is paying off, you'll be at 100+ by the weekend for sure! I'm gonna rate this about a 6.75/10 for newsworthiness at this point. I've already learnt where to find the finest Toy Shops in Sydney, so not only is this proving newsworthy, it's totally educational too! And I agree with Nev re: tally building!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Stalky this really wouldn't be about me if it wasn't for you making it about you! thanks for joining bro... big man love to you...xxx ~blushing sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Dont you hate it when you take a bite of an apple and it is bruised inside!! do you bite around it , or throw it out ?? How we lookin Mr Sheen or can i call you Charlie ??

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I am always disappointed if my favorite apples...Pink Ladys....are bruised inside, and reach for another, worse than bruised inside though, if finding half a grub........yuck! intrigued & curious ~~~no, I dont want to think about where the other half a grub has disappeared to!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Blah Fucken Blah ...add to your post ..going for the tone

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Can I dazzle you with my polish and wit you with my sparkle? Who did take the other half of the grub btw? Taipan, just buy the insides of the apple, that way they can't dud you with just the nice looking skin bit. Oh and it's Emillio actually.... ~pushing it sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Apple growing is a tiresome thing. I purchased a huge apple tree in the country because it came with a complimentary house. The first year it lulled me into believing i was going to be making apple pie and cider every day. I fought bravely against the marauding cockatoos and parrots for the crop. Then it decided the drought was a bit of a struggle and slacked off. To make conditions worse the gas company came along with their underground dig a tunnell camera thingy gadget and dug underneath my tree. This did not tickle its fancy and it went into some sort of withdrawal and i had to get the apple doctor out to see it. Much severing of limbs ensued and the gas company said i could claim for compensation. They didnt offer to pay for any tree counselling tho. Which is really sad because the tree has never been itself since. Maybe that is where bad apples come from.... They may have had tragic experiences. Be kind to fruits. miss b (fruit whisperer)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wow! has anyone spotted Taipan's bum? I suspect Mr Sheen has been showing him how to make it look shiny. So glad it wasnt just me looking at Taipans bum

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches Moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches OMG...I not sure if I'm turning, horny or juz plain hungry! 'nother one for your thread Mr Sheen! Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    heard there is endagered species of leprechaun there thatwill die out within the year if some serious attention is notbrought to there plight. pots of gold needed urgently.please send to "Earl c/o Bulsbrook RSL"ahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches Moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches OMG...I not sure if I'm turning, horny or juz plain hungry! 'nother one for your thread Mr Sheen! Jx peaches come frome a can.they were put there by a man,in a factory down town.if i had my little way,i would eat them every day.some golden xxxxxxxxx in the shade. Earl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ..squeezed a rotten peach in my fist and dreamed about you.....woman!! xx ~three string guitar sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mr_sheen_live' ..squeezed a rotten peach in my fist and dreamed about you.....woman!! xx ~three string guitar sheen~ She's my cherry pie...cool drink of water..such a sweet surprise Tastes so good makes a grown man cry...sweet cherry pie LOL...1990 glam rock! (I can see you shaking you head earl...it was just a phase ;P) Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'focusliason' Wow! has anyone spotted Taipan's bum? I suspect Mr Sheen has been showing him how to make it look shiny. So glad it wasnt just me looking at Taipans bum oh i noticed it too yummmmmy xx roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Bright, I'll take your peaches, cherries, apples and melons. You can have my figs, plums and dangleberries! heehee xx ~greengrocer sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Okay important to be known yes it is my bum ( glad you noticed) the stomach is the norm so no sucking in there.!! Now back to charlies post.. Which fruit do we suck the juice out of and enjoy those beautiful juices flow in our mouths !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The answer you are looking for is 42. Oh wait a minute you didn't want to know the meaning of life?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    How many of you have trouble getting undressed in front of a doctor? I mean, if they're asking you to get undressed, presumably they're about to see you naked anyway... lol I myself get naked real quick-like and don't need a screen or separate room to do it in, either... but I have been known to frequent sex clubs so I'm assuming my limits might not be the same as others :P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    have a topic with over 100 responses Most innocently... Mrs PpWeR

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    funny that i thought the saying went when things go pear shaped it meant it was going to shite. so mrs peachy your telling me when thimgs go appled shape which is rather hard to gasp( esp when picking out some of my favorite ideals in life )apple is the new shite ..... geeee kids today i just cant keep up ...:( and mr sheen its my guess you will reach a hundred by sat night ,thats if the peaches and the pears and the apples dont stop rolling they are really holding this forum togeather ...so much about keeping it tight lol looks like sydney boy has stolen your glory shezzz and he was the second comment on here pmsl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    How about those darn soft bananas and when the rains come the prices go up ,i hate that..Too true Miss Sophie, as a guy i played sport through school etc so we were always dropping the shorts so to speak !! and sharing showers..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey that's a cute arse Taipan. :p Are you shifting on the Kinsey scale? I mean... you're talking about fruits... and showing your bum... I just might have to make a move on you if you keep this up! Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    is there any real passion in a passion fruit....? is this the real fruit of pasion or is it the naughty strawberry??

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Stalky i noticed most guys in the forum have showed there's at different times so i joined the club !! Helps to advertise man .. Thats the fruits of my hard labour !! footy training as in the day ..when are our next drinks too ??

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Post number 40 ish

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Quoting 'mr_sheen_live' ..squeezed a rotten peach in my fist and dreamed about you.....woman!! xx ~three string guitar sheen~ She's my cherry pie...cool drink of water..such a sweet surprise Tastes so good makes a grown man cry...sweet cherry pie LOL...1990 glam rock! (I can see you shaking you head earl...it was just a phase ;P) Jx poison, warrent, ozzy and love that song you quoted although the name ofthe band escapes me right now. on the tip of my tounge although i think itmay have been a cover version. listen to 96fm over here (bogan rock).i'm goin down in a blaze of glory............bon jovi playin right as i type,ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    umm you have a nice peach Trishy !

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    the old hitch hikers guide to the galaxy......i use that one too....whenever someone asks me about the meaning of life! Most people just look at you in bewilderment.....didn't anybody watch that show.Cheers nev...............He's not the Messiah...He's just a nawty little boy!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    plant the seed and cover it with poo..... push the little daisies and make 'em come up...lol Quoting 'a_dark_gentleman' and mr sheen its my guess you will reach a hundred by sat night ,thats if the peaches and the pears and the apples dont stop rolling they are really holding this forum togeather ...so much about keeping it tight lol looks like sydney boy has stolen your glory shezzz and he was the second comment on here pmsl I guess the whole post is about fruit. Forbidden fruits even. If I'd asked for it to be hi-jacked no one would have bothered. Its the nautiness of being an urban rebel that everyone loves! Now I think the real topic here is that the finest little peach seems to belong to Taipan! xxx ~green thumb sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I had to come in after your comment Mr Sheen , i would love Sweetiepie to take a bite of the peach !!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mr_sheen_live' plant the seed and cover it with poo..... push the little daisies and make 'em come up...lol Quoting 'a_dark_gentleman' and mr sheen its my guess you will reach a hundred by sat night ,thats if the peaches and the pears and the apples dont stop rolling they are really holding this forum togeather ...so much about keeping it tight lol looks like sydney boy has stolen your glory shezzz and he was the second comment on here pmsl I guess the whole post is about fruit. Forbidden fruits even. If I'd asked for it to be hi-jacked no one would have bothered. Its the nautiness of being an urban rebel that everyone loves! Now I think the real topic here is that the finest little peach seems to belong to Taipan! xxx ~green thumb sheen~ am sure those dudes were on shroomsahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl (aka #47, maybe)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    quite a few cows floating round the back paddock here.where'se that fella chasing 9 litre virginas.ahahahahahaahahahahahaaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If Ridge was still around im sure he'd have a recipe for banana bread....banana muffins..... maybe even banana icecream...... sob my girlfriend makes the best banana fritters and caramel sauce ....mmmmmm yum feelin fruity miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What is it about fruit ? Perfecdtly good fruit will sit smiling at you from the bowl all week but the moment you go away for the weekend.......you return to find them a mere shadow of themselves and all miserable. Do they have abandonment issues do you think ??? fruitless miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    We wont hijack MR Sheens thread ...but Sweetiepie you can take a bite out of my peach any day !!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    This thread kinda stinks. Is that Dynamic Lifter you have been putting in your posts? Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Wax and polish in a flash on your way to page 2!!! Hehe... hugs Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I posted a forum topic and didn't even get to 10 maybe next time C xx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I am a pear I like figs, they're sexy........just my opinion Cxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    <<<<

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    16 years ago

    Has Capt Jack Sparrow really returned from a far away galaxy? Must have rid him self of his great coat tho......mmmmmm Lets

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Imagine a dinner party......the table set with the finest of foods draped over the body of a gorgeous fem..... no plates no cutlery just glorious foods to be licked sipped sucked and scooped up with fingers and mouths and tongues mmmmmmmmmm what shall we serve......................

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'missbowpeek' Imagine a dinner party......the table set with the finest of foods draped over the body of a gorgeous fem..... no plates no cutlery just glorious foods to be licked sipped sucked and scooped up with fingers and mouths and tongues mmmmmmmmmm what shall we serve...................... but if should be holdin a bowl of rabbit stew and aplate of steaks, hell, i'm in darl.ahahahahahahahahahahaEarl, the carnivore.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    This post is so last week! pfft! ~bored with himself sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    no, that post was today... you need a new timepiece champ :)and that reminds me about something else I ddi on the weekend, I was looking at watches on eBay - and I'm tossing up between those heart rate monitor watches - the Suunto t3d black polished one looks like it'd make a nice every day watch as well, but the Suunto t6d and polar RS800cx are fancier and have a bit more 'functional gadget' appeal, but they don't look like nice everyday watches... anybody have any suggestions on what to do?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Are we there yet ?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow09'Are we there yet ? LMAO!! And you know what Syd? I wouldn't bother with all those expensive watches in Australia. I went to China last year nad bought not 2, not 3, but six Rolex watches for about $5 aussie! Now I know what you are thinking...but the very reputable chap that sold them to me even gave me a certificate of authenticity! Like right then and there, I even watched him write it out. So my suggestion is save the money you were going to pay to some over priced boutique shop and buy yourself what will essentially be a free holiday to Shanghai. xx ~the ever helpful sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I threw my watch out when I was 16 and I haven't worn one since. I don't require the trappings of man to know what time it is. Thats what the phone is for. Speaking of, do any of you know a good cheap repair place in Melbourne for my Iphone? I smashed the screen and it still works except for the spacebar and symbols so my text messages kinda comeOutLikeThisExclamationMarkButThatsOkBecauseAllMyFwbsKnowWhoIsDoingTheBootyCallsSemicolonClosedBracket Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Mr Sheen getting to the 100 club is easy, ya just have to keep posting to your own post or banter with a few in your topic. The challenge is to get 100 orginal posters to your topic ... that is the real 100 club me finkies..so lets see if you can do that! xx Miss Honey xx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well that just sounds like a ridiculous idea! I mean...who would bother?? I think you are just taking the piss now.....lol ~discovered sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    That reminds me, there was a post recently that made me very upset. I can't remember the exact post, but a bloke discovered his wife having an affair and it had something to do with him contemplating getting his boat welded. CONTEMPLATING!!! FFS! i wish i could grab that boy around the shoulders and give him a good shake! Doeasn't he realise that cracks in aluminium boats get worse and worse if they are not attended to immediately!!! Sheeesh! the indecision of some people makes my head spin! xxx ~indignant sheen~

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Off on another tangent to diver the non topic at hand.... whats everyone doing for the Easter long weekend??? For us... we are holding our 4th birthday party.What colour easter egg wrappers are your favourite?Do you like white or milk chocolate eggs?Thanks for starting up a really good non topic forum... its been fun.Partyinsatiable

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mr_sheen_live' And you know what Syd? I wouldn't bother with all those expensive watches in Australia. I went to China last year nad bought not 2, not 3, but six Rolex watches for about $5 aussie! hahaha, Dad picked up one of those and it kept better time than the real thing.... then there was the other ones that had the hands painted on. I don't much care for expensive watches... or rather, my wallet doesn't, but the heart rate monitor ones are actually functional.On the topic of authenticity, I like the way the Greeks have an official governmental lead metal seal attached to items sold to tourists that are 'official authentic replicas'.But about aluminium welding, I'd like to get into some TIG welding - anybody in the field have a suggestion on something that would be OK for home usage on aluminium upto about 5mm thick? maybe a little bit of thin (3mm) stainless welding too?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'sydneyboy3au'But about aluminium welding, I'd like to get into some TIG welding - anybody in the field have a suggestion on something that would be OK for home usage on aluminium upto about 5mm thick? maybe a little bit of thin (3mm) stainless welding too? Have I ever got suggestions for you! Well, start of simple, maybe some stainess cuffs & collars. Then you could maybe work your way around making a male chastity device... or how about a stainless steel bra? Or... hmmm, have you a lathe, could you turn steel? Dildo's and plugs of shiny ahoy!Actually, re-reading your post, I misread it completely and have just allowed myself to become a victim of my own fetish for shiny. Oh well, I'll still post, it's just another to add to the pile-on eh Sheeny?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Sweet cheeks and juicy fruit!You're the cutest thing I ever did see, I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree....But hmmm, If Bluberry Hill is where the thrill is perhaps too Quietcolt is the passion?Though I must agree with you Mr Sheen and in the immortal words of the Wiggles...Fruit salad, YUMMY YUMMY!Ahh, all this talk of bananas and dangleberries makes one want to cumquat!xx Salina

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ... in a Hundred who is moving neatly into Vegetables! (same sort of grocery line produce) And Cucumbers in particular. OH here we go you say, know whats coming e.t.c BUT not about the fun we've all had with them but a rather amusing behaviour I noticed years ago when in woolworths. I discovered that when a man (me for example) is choosing a cucumber from the nice array on the shelf, women stay away until you've moved on. I am twisted anyway and tested the theory when possible. Example: I notice the average house wife hovering, so take an awfully long time, testing several for firmness, bending a zucchini to see if its going to be up to the job and finally depart,only to time my swoop back on her approach run at the cucumbers only to arrive late and throw her trolley into turn away as I've returned....and so it goes on. I have taken several friends over time to observe this peculiarity (resulting in amusement or mild embarrassment) so confirming, not only my theory, but also that I am a menace to the occasional housewife who is affected by the stigma surrounding the cucumber. That's not the only fun to be had at the supermarket, spotting an undercover store detective and taunting them brings an element of excitement, but will let you get back to the Fruit topic. Good luck on the Hundred total drawing ever closer...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I like those little lebanese cucumbers myself... does this mean anything I should be aware of? Hugs... Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Lebanese cucumbers. Unless you're on a Kabutz in Israel.....No, you should be fine utilizing them.