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How to Bake a Cake - recipie's please...
December 14 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
i got nothing...buy a cake mix i just wanted to post so you know my name roxxy...whoohoo girls baddog's back yaay
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RHP User
15 years ago
not far from North Freo ..... French Cake Shop FAN TAS TIC .. just buy 1
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RHP User
15 years ago
I dont do cakes but do have an awesome lemon chicken recipe!!! Pusscat xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I would even throw in my little maids apron for you to wear. Cherry Mistmas I found this recipe a while ago. It makes me laugh every time I try it, thought you may like to try it too . Wishing you Christmas Cheer. Christmas Cake. 1cup of water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs lots of nuts 1 bottle vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Method: * Sample the vodka to check the quality. Take one large bowl; check the vodka again. * To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. * Repeat. * Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl, add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. * At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is still ok, try another cup, just in case. * Turn off the mixerer. * Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. * Pick fruit off the floor. * Mix on the turner. * If fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. * Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. * Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something..who giveshz a damn. * Check the vodka. * Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. * Add one table. * Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink, whatever you can find. * Greash the oven, turn the cake tin to 360 degrees and try not to fall over. * Don’t forget to beat off the turner. * Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish off the vodka, kick the cat, fall into bed. Hic!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Petticoats that was funny as...il be trying it for my next christmas cake thanks for the laugh roxxy....mmmm wouldnt mind seeing baddog in a frilly apron
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RHP User
15 years ago
Think I got pissed just reading that!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thought this said how to Buk a Kake...my bad :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
this is the sexiest cake i've ever seen - Bill Grainger's gooey chocolate cake... Topping 100g good quality dark chocolate 150g raspberry jam 125ml cream Cake 30g good quality cocoa powder 60ml milk 1/2 teaspoon natural vanilla extract 90g raspberry jam 115g butter, softened 65g caster sugar 2 medium eggs 125g plain flour 11/2 teaspoons baking powder pinch of sea salt 80g raspberries, plus extra Preheat the oven to 180C. Generously grease a 22cm round cake tin. For the topping, put the chocolate, jam and cream into a small pan over a medium heat. Stir until smooth, then pour into the prepared tin. In a bowl, mix the cocoa powder with 125ml boiling water, stirring until smooth, then add the milk, vanilla and jam, whisking to combine. In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar together until light and fluffy, then add the eggs one at a time, mixing well after each. Sift the flour, baking powder and salt into a separate bowl. Using a large spoon, fold the dry ingredients and the cocoa mix into the creamed mixture, alternating the two, then fold the raspberries through. Pour the mixture into the cake tin, ensuring you spread it right to the edge and cover the topping completely. Bake for 30–35 minutes or until firm. Leave the cake to cool in the tin for 15 minutes. (If not serving straight away you can refrigerate the cake in the tin, but you will need to warm it in the oven before turning it out.) Turn the cake out onto a plate. You may need to scrape some sauce out of the tin and spread it over the top of the cake. Best served on the belly of a naked woman, with fresh raspberries.
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RHP User
15 years ago
... Roll it ... Pat it And mark it with a "B" Put it in my oven For Bad Dog and me!! Mmmm.. Nice image of Bad Dog baking away in his Christmas Apron!!! Maybe a smudge of flour on your nose xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Has anyone got any Panadol, I seem to have a bit of a cake hangover headache...*hic*... Think I might have to have a try at the Gooey Chocolate Cake MsValkyrie, sounds scumptious, maybe we can all get together and eat it off badbaddoggie's abs? With our tongues....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Most members of my large family will ask me if they are after a recipe. I have both my grandmother's and great grandmother's recipe books in my collection. These are books that were given to the ladies on thier wedding days and are both over one hundred years old. You know the type...they give wonderful little hints on things like blackening the stove and on washing day it is okay to set the fire under the copper the day before. Recently I was after a recipe for raspberry syrup as I have had a bumper crop and one can only eat so many jars of jam a year, and I came across this recipe in a miscellaneous section for brides. Mix love, good looks and sweet temper into a well furnished house. Add a blunder of faults and self-forgetfulness, stir in a pounded wit, dry humour and sweet arguement, pour in gently rippling laughter and common sense. Bake well untill eternity.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'LoveCurvie'Thought this said how to Buk a Kake...my bad :) Surly I can get at least a snikker !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
No one post a doughnut recipe or this thread will be closed.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I could bake up some brownies. Opps toilet humour.
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RHP User
15 years ago
but you definately got a giggle from me... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' but you definately got a giggle from me... Kisses FocusThanks :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Try this.....was awesome SEX IN A PAN Prep...20 mins ( hmm time for an orgasm there already ) Cook...25 mins....... 1 cup flour 1/2 cup butter 3/4 cup finely chopped pecans 1 8oz cream cheese softened 1 cup confectioners sugar ( castor sugar) 1 tub whipped topping ( substitute whipped cream) 1 pkt instant vanilla pudding 1 pkt instant choc pudding 3 cups cold milk semi sweet chocolate shaved combine flour butter and pecans and press into base of deep 9 x 13 tin bake at 180 for 25 minutes allow to cool combine cream cheese and sugar and spread over base once cool spread 1/2 of whipped topping over cream cheese layer mix vanilla pudding using 1 1/2 cups of milk spread over whipped cream layer mix chocolate pudding using 1 1/2 cups milk spread over vanilla layer complete with remaining whipped topping and sprinkle with shaved chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm best shared ...preferrably naked
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RHP User
15 years ago
Did any one have sex in a pan over the silly season ???????........I promise its delicious.....but then so is having chocolate mud cake licked off ones breasts.......hmmmm what to welcome the new year with.....??
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'missbowpeek'Did any one have sex in a pan over the silly season ???????........I promise its delicious.....but then so is having chocolate mud cake licked off ones breasts.......hmmmm what to welcome the new year with.....?? Have seen this recipe touted on many websites under the name of the Better Than Sex Cake, but am yet to try it for myself. So no, but does cheesecake count??
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