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How embarrassment !
April 04 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Snap Boobalicious we must be on the same wave length today. Wow !
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RHP User
15 years ago
I often talk my way through my grocery list at the store, looking a lot like a slightly taller, slightly less famous version of Rain Man. "Ok, I need this pasta, and then I need garlic bread...and I need..." A physchiatrist? Maybe so...I sing in the car too, and I am sure I look funny, but I am sure those close enough to hear must think it is some new form of terrorist threat!!! And then there is the ever appropriate stumble over a raised spot of sidewalk, or just plain clumsy feet...I am sure there are more...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sometimes I just don't do myself any favours... This one time at band camp......nah jk . One night while out with the girls my eyes fixed on this really really hot guy, and when I realised we had that old eye lock thing going on I had a flustered moment and in my ever present coolness I went to have a sip of my drink without breaking the gaze..........the bloody straw went straight up my nose !! Which could have been salvagable had the straw not hung there for a moment before dropping to the floor :| Needless to say he disappeared by then, ahhhh the clutz strikes again. . Another day while on my lunch break, tight skirt,sky high heels I popped into the shopping centre,,put the point of my heel right in the middle of some thoughtful persons hot chip on the floor and skated my way to embarassment. Legs went from under me, and while I was laying there on my back I asked the floor nicely to just fkn swallow me whole. Pmsl there IS NO sexy way of getting up from that in a tight skirt. I looked like a baby giraffe :-/
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well one time at band camp (yes i did go to band camp, in 1989 b4 the movie lol) a bunch of mates thought at 14 i was under a boat on the beach having sex with a boyfriend, so apparently they all stood and they starred at it for ages, then walked around it to try and catch us...but we were just innocently taking a walk down the other end of the beach. that wasn't really embaressing, i just wanted to say 'band camp'. HAHA My ex-boyfriend told me an embaressing story the other day, and it is to do with a WALKMAN too (well old fashioned ipod)... he was in highschool when they just came out (I can't rembember when they made it to our shit town? plus we went to different highschools, so this coulda been a deal breaker...hehe joking), so he took it to school the first day, and in the lunch break he had i clipped to his pants and on, was walking past everyone, thinking how fucking cool he was, maybe even doing a little wiggle to the music, SOOOOO many stares, envy he thought, but then he noticed it wasn't just staring... it was laughter and then pointing....errrr his fly was down, his jocks buttons were undone and his mini me was pretty much out having his own dance!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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RHP User
15 years ago
When I sat down now...I just broke wind. | | Children behave...anything to do with farting always makes them laugh?
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RHP User
15 years ago
I had one of those monster yellow zits on my forehead and when I drained it the damned thing kept bleeding. I was in a hurry to get some errands done so just popped a bit of tissue on it and yes, you guessed it, I forgot it was stuck there. Couldn't work out why so many people were smiling that day.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
you people are too damn funny i have tears rolling down my face...thanks guys roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know how your mother always tells you to wear your good underwear in case you get hit by a bus. Well here is another reason. I was walking along the street one day in my new red flowing skirt and feeling pretty special. Now it was quite a windy day so every now and then a gust of wind would lift my skirt. But hey I’m no fool, I had my hands ready to keep my skirt down whenever this happened. So this particularly long gust of wind comes along and I manage to keep my skirt down. All good. Then I happen to catch my reflection in a shop window and was horrified to realise that the back of my skirt was flying way above my head with my arse on full display. Awesome! Lol. Xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I mean no disrespect here and I hope I don’t offend anybody with this. This happened a long time ago when I used to actually catch public transport. I was on a very busy platform waiting for my train when a down syndrome couple come along and stood next to me. I wouldn’t have ordinarily noticed except for the fact that he started to heckle me. In a VERY loud voice. “Just get shorter why don’t you” and other very witty remarks. A wooing ritual for the lady perhaps? Now, in all seriousness, what do you do in this situation? There were sooo many things popping into my head but how do you say anything without sounding like a callous biatch!!! LOL. And to top it all off he was hardly any taller than me. Derrrr................ xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep sounds like he was showing off for his lady friend Meeka, and pmsl at 'just get shorter' Nah I dont think there is anything you could have said to help matters . . except maybe to say, "But Im already on my tippy toes" LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Once I had met up with an incredible older woman, at a house she was looking after for a friend. Well, we had arranged for me to go down on her (all I am after as per my profile). The only problem was she was very flatulent that day and kept passing wind while I was eating quite feverishly on her. I just had to stop, couldnt go any further, she was from out of town, so didnt have the opportunity to make another meeting.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Forget the Bridget Jones Diaries for cringe worthy situations... my friends joke I should start the Suzi Wong diaries.... lol!I just came back from the shops, so here is a supermarket related one...The night before a party, heading out to the shops with a gf to get supplies... very quiet, but we happen to pass two cute guys pushing a tolley in the other direction - I recogise them as 2 brothers I used to live near and kinda had crushes on... anyway, after passing them afew times, exchanging the usual flirty, how how you doing? what are you girls up to? oh we are getting stuff for a party blah blah blah kinda stuff, my gf and I get to the personal isle, and she runs up to the condoms section, says "hey we need these" and grabs a sweeping armful of them and then tries to throw them into the trolley I am pushing... her throw is terrible and she misses the trolley by a mile and about 50 boxes of rubbers go skittleing down the aisle, all over the floor!! She screams in laughter and does a runner, leaving me to pick up all those damn boxes..... I am on my knees, my arms overflowing, just getting to the last few boxes, when I hear someone behind me clear their throat.....and "oh you really know how to throw a party huh??" I turn around and its the cute bro's! ggaarrgghhh! They are trying to keep a straight face, I am trying to look inconspicuous.... I can hear my gf hiding down the end of the aisle in absolute stitches laughing her ass of at me, and the only thing I could think to say was..... "well, you can never be too safe, right?"
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RHP User
15 years ago
you could have been on a bus platform, with your arms absolutely full of stuff, when a strong and lengthy gust of wind blows up the bus stairs and of course there you are with NO hands free.....!!!! the applause from the guys behind me at the bus stop just served to alert more people to what was happening... ya! (cringe) Quoting 'Meeka100' You know how your mother always tells you to wear your good underwear in case you get hit by a bus. Well here is another reason. I was walking along the street one day in my new red flowing skirt and feeling pretty special. Now it was quite a windy day so every now and then a gust of wind would lift my skirt. But hey I’m no fool, I had my hands ready to keep my skirt down whenever this happened. So this particularly long gust of wind comes along and I manage to keep my skirt down. All good. Then I happen to catch my reflection in a shop window and was horrified to realise that the back of my skirt was flying way above my head with my arse on full display. Awesome! Lol. Xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
*pinky finger wish*I got your back, boobie.might just be a perth thing....xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
ok I am remembering some more... hope you all get a laugh and feel less self conscious the next time you have one of "those moments", knowing that we all have them, and some more than others.... lol ;)One Sunday morning I wake up to hear my house phone ringing, so I bounce out of bed, crack my door open to see if my housemate Paul is awake, and after not hearing any movement from behind his door (no surprise, as I knew he had a big night out and prob wouldnt be woken up by a bomb), I flung my door open and in my doorway had one of those big luxiouous just woken up head to toe kinda stretches.... without a stitch on. I was just about to skip into the bathroom on my left to get my robe, when I notice movement to my right in the loungeroom... I turn in all my glory to see my housemates bestfreind, Ben, who unbeknownst to me had come back to our house to crash out & obviously woken up by the phone too, sitting bolt upright, absolutely staring and me!!! I screamed and slammed my door and left Ben to answer my phone... lol!This is only seconded by the time I came out of the shower, while drying my hair, padded up the hallway to see the back of my boyfriend standing in our bedroom doorway, I slide my arms around him and press my naked body against his, only to peek over his shoulder to see my bf actually sitting on the bed across the room!!! OMG! I was naked and hugging one of his mates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who had come to visit while I was in the shower and I didnt realise....the guys were same height/build/hair style&colour from the back.... something I had never really taken much notice of till then.... baha!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' *pinky finger wish* I got your back, boobie. might just be a perth thing.... xx SarahUs Perth people seem to have our own language as well as being a billion miles away! *sigh*
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RHP User
15 years ago
This one time in band camp there were quite a few guys spectating ... why they were all there I have no idea, as they were obviously straight otherwise they'd have better things to do... like each other..... anyway This friend of mine was on top waving her fantastic norkoes about but somehow while I was thrusting she was grinding but pushed on my fat gut and I farted! What was that she said.... I mean it was going to be difficult to deny with all those bloody witnesses, so it's a good thing I don't easily get embarrassed when I'm feeling horny!! I would normally have said it was a queef by the way.... But for some reason I was feeling generous. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I got nothin! Vodka , Metallica live at Wembly stadium 2008, WTF.....lolCheers Nev.....comprehension ability 0%, typimg ability 50% ......lol party on wayne.....nite all.....sweet dreams!
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RHP User
15 years ago
So much so, that everyone close to me knows what I mean when I say "I just had a watermelon moment". . It's in reference to a scene in Dirty Dancing, when Baby says "I carried a watermelon". Johnny walks away and she stops and realises what she just said ... "I carried a watermelon???" *cringe* <---- That's me! All. The. Time.
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