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June 19 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Poor sore tiger balm dick!Bet you wont do that again....(trying my best not to laugh 'cause it is funny....might sore I am sure....but funny)Tip for helping the problem.....and this is true....pour some vegetable oil on to your hand and rub into poor sore tiger balm dick...then pat off with tissues...and reapply veggie oil.Do this maybe 4-5 times....with help reduce the amount of tiger balm on the skin.
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RHP User
15 years ago
given that I'm not in the age category that needs to daub themselves in various ointments just to be able to play sport, that hasn't happened to me ;) ... though I have had a similar mishap while in the middle of making chili oil.deep heat in the cup used to be a common rookie prank, back before it was decided that playing a joke on the new guys was barbaric...
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RHP User
15 years ago
I had the same problem a month ago and I know the feeling, all I can say is ouch and that you are not alone in this world. I remember the only thing that stopped the pain was a nice hot spa
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RHP User
15 years ago
After a lovely night of sex I get up late and make my way to the toilet. As I have only just met the lovely lady I am a little unfamiliar with the house. As im relieving my self I see something that I think are baby wipes besides the bowl. As I had a little chafing I thought I would give the area a little clean. I grabbed a couple of wipes and gave my self a good clean. Felt refreshing and did good job. All good so far...I spent the day relaxing as she was out to work.. Then lay down for a nap. When she comes home and wakes me I notice a uncomfortable sensation on my cock and balls. WTF I look down and its all red.. Arrrrrhhhhhh and ouch painful to the touch.Well what to do. I show my new girlfriend the horror, the look in her eyes where as bad as mine. OMG whats was going on. So we go online and researched STI's relating to burning red balls. Ohh after lots of shocking images we where left perplexed. Nothing added up... Ohh but the pain..... ouhhhSitting there contemplating hospital we discuss the days events, I say I cleaned my self in the toilet and she says "You didn't use the wipes in there, did you???""Yes.. matter of fact, I did."Ohh did the penny drop.. I had applied White King Bleach Wipes directly to my tender cock and balls..... Well it is only 5 days hence and it is still as little tender. Could not have sex, I could not walk and through it all I was so horny for my new lady.... ohhhhhhhh Joy..
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RHP User
15 years ago
I did a similar thing while making a model airplane. Glue on the fingers.. man that stuff stung like a bastard. I thought my dick was going to fall off.HugsStalky Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' given that I'm not in the age category that needs to daub themselves in various ointments just to be able to play sport, that hasn't happened to me ;) ... though I have had a similar mishap while in the middle of making chili oil.
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RHP User
15 years ago
So what's the recovery time on tiger balm? How much did you use and was it applied directly to penis or do you think perineum would work well too or would that be a trip to the hospital?Just, ya know, curious....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' So what's the recovery time on tiger balm? How much did you use and was it applied directly to penis or do you think perineum would work well too or would that be a trip to the hospital?Just, ya know, curious.... "Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." Albert Einstein"Get Tiger balm on your dick and balls, and it seems like eternity, That's Tiger Balm." nameisinuse
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh no... you used those industrial cleaning wipes on your cock? ahahhaha! That's all I can say!!HugsStalky Quoting 'Blindman67' After a lovely night of sex I get up late and make my way to the toilet. As I have only just met the lovely lady I am a little unfamiliar with the house. As im relieving my self I see something that I think are baby wipes besides the bowl. As I had a little chafing I thought I would give the area a little clean. I grabbed a couple of wipes and gave my self a good clean. Felt refreshing and did good job. All good so far...I spent the day relaxing as she was out to work.. Then lay down for a nap. When she comes home and wakes me I notice a uncomfortable sensation on my cock and balls. WTF I look down and its all red.. Arrrrrhhhhhh and ouch painful to the touch.Well what to do. I show my new girlfriend the horror, the look in her eyes where as bad as mine. OMG whats was going on. So we go online and researched STI's relating to burning red balls. Ohh after lots of shocking images we where left perplexed. Nothing added up... Ohh but the pain..... ouhhhSitting there contemplating hospital we discuss the days events, I say I cleaned my self in the toilet and she says "You didn't use the wipes in there, did you???""Yes.. matter of fact, I did."Ohh did the penny drop.. I had applied White King Bleach Wipes directly to my tender cock and balls..... Well it is only 5 days hence and it is still as little tender. Could not have sex, I could not walk and through it all I was so horny for my new lady.... ohhhhhhhh Joy..
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Curious Tiger Balm would be one of the most wonderful aides to massage and sore muscles etc, however placed deliberately and directly on the nether regions should be avoided or hospital could just ensue, although i'm not sure they really can do much for you Deep Heat, toothpaste, the list grows of heat sending products available to the privates JMOLets
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why, you're not crazy at all! LOL ok so no tiger balm but deep heat is fine, yeah?xx Sarah
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Lol Sarah Can I be the fly on the wall to watch the fireworks........hehehe Lets
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erotictouch4u
15 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'Tip for helping the problem.....and this is true....pour some vegetable oil on to your hand and rub into poor sore tiger balm dick...then pat off with tissues...and reapply veggie oil.Do this maybe 4-5 times....with help reduce the amount of tiger balm on the skin. Well if the re-application of oil 4-5 times does not help relieve the pain, atleast the enjoyment of rubbing oil into your dick should give you some pleasurable mind diversion ET xox
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hmmm ... having run a mexican restaurant for a period of time I came across the old chilli on the penis thing once. Poor guy had been finely chopping chillies for me when the urge to urinate struck. He returned from the bathroom in agony. Being quick thinking I grabbed a container, filled it with cream and sent him back to the bathroom to soak the affected member in the cream. My reasoning for this treatment being that milk products lessen the burn in the mouth when eating chilli so surely cream would be effective used externally as well? Much to my surprise he returned shortly after saying the cure was a success. Kisses all,L
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Honey, honestly, I was cutting up chilli/had put some tiger balm on and accidently applied it to my penis coz I didnt wash it off my hand and I put cream on it to stop the heat........honestly........its not what it looks like..............hehehehehehe Lets
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RHP User
15 years ago
Whilst I have never done it to myself I did have an incident a few years ago. I was laying on the bench getting rubbed down before a soccer match when unbeknowns to me a team mate grabbed a hand full of metsal cream ready to attack. This was in Toowoomba getting ready for a night game, bloody cold and all I had on was a towel. When our lady strapper said roll over ( She was in on it) I rolled over and as I did he jams a hand full of metsal cream all over the family jewels. Well you can guess what happenned. As I started running around and warmed up the pores of the skin opened up and omfg the heat was unbearable. I can tell you I ran all night trying to get cool air moving. I would not wish this on anyone. Looking back nowadays I think it is one of the funniest things ever done to me but at the time NOT IMPRESSED.
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