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April 25 2011
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totallygenuine
15 years ago
Mrs palmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Your profile is bland. If you want some interest then give them something to go on. From your profile I know your male and horny.. Wow a revelation..Fill in the blanks, upload some images. Stand out in the crowd..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why not plan ahead? and what are you classing as last minute? same day? and hour's notice??Sorry i don't do last minute myself so i got nothing but will be interested to see what others have to say.Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why should you do all the work.... just relax and let the chick organise everything, I mean she's the desparate one hanging for a root isn't she? . Oh .. . maybe have a shower (actually just a spray of deodorant should do)... but I wouldn't go to too much more effort than that!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Your profile is bland. If you want some interest then give them something to go on. From your profile I know your male and horny.. Wow a revelation..Fill in the blanks, upload some images. Stand out in the crowd.. In a crowd of man-ass pics, yours is always one i want to bitexx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' In a crowd of man-ass pics, yours is always one i want to bite xx SarahGentle does it... what do you want to do to mine then? :-D
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanx guys, new to all this and have some hesitation on etticut and so forth, I have also enjoyed the tounge in cheek humor. Any more advice would b greatly appreciated.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Think you may have just coined a new word, Sarah...love your work. Okay, back to the question at hand...or something like it, as I this may be another one of those trick questions that I always mess up on. | Your right about the hot chicks here...you don't need to bother to plan ahead even by a day or so and to make sure they get it right just pick one somewhere near by then grab your man-brass and tell them what you want, how you want it and when to be there. Period. Don't take any shit off of any of them...they are all just a pack of desparate housewives hanging around waiting for a real man to to root them. Here, just use this as a template, put your own details in and get on with it... | ********** | Sent: Tuesday 12 April 2011 at 3:52 p.m. | I just looked at the pictures in your profile and have decided I will do you. I didn't read any of that shit you typed in there because I don't like to waste my time. Here is all you need to know: | Name: Chasing Midnight Venue: Forumula One Hotel Time: 5:00 p.m. start for a 7:00 p.m. departure | Agenda as follows: | Meet and greet. (Approx. - 5 minutes) You will make me erect by giving me head. (Approx. - 3 minutes) Sex: Missionary position until I come (Approx. - 7 minutes) Explain pre-mature ejaculation (Approx. - 5 minutes) Order pizza delivery (Appox. - 30 mintues or it's free) Food and guest departure (Approx. - 30 minutes) | ********** | This actually worked once and the results were more than I expected. | Thanks again, Sarah...for leaving the knob on the baseball bat sticking out of my ass. It really did help the surgeons in the emergency room when they were removing it and treating me for that massive concussion. I can see again...well enough to type, although I am still standing up to do it. | Good luck.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Think you may have just coined a new word, Sarah...love your work. Okay, back to the question at hand...or something like it, as I this may be another one of those trick questions that I always mess up on. | Your right about the hot chicks here...you don't need to bother to plan ahead even by a day or so and to make sure they get it right just pick one somewhere near by then grab your man-brass and tell them what you want, how you want it and when to be there. Period. Don't take any shit off of any of them...they are all just a pack of desparate housewives hanging around waiting for a real man to to root them. Here, just use this as a template, put your own details in and get on with it... | ********** | Sent: Tuesday 12 April 2011 at 3:52 p.m. | I just looked at the pictures in your profile and have decided I will do you. I didn't read any of that shit you typed in there because I don't like to waste my time. Here is all you need to know: | Name: Chasing Midnight Venue: Forumula One Hotel Time: 5:00 p.m. start for a 7:00 p.m. departure | Agenda as follows: | Meet and greet. (Approx. - 5 minutes) You will make me erect by giving me head. (Approx. - 3 minutes) Sex: Missionary position until I come (Approx. - 7 minutes) Explain pre-mature ejaculation (Approx. - 5 minutes) Order pizza delivery (Appox. - 30 mintues or it's free) Food and guest departure (Approx. - 30 minutes) | ********** | This actually worked once and the results were more than I expected. | Thanks again, Sarah...for leaving the knob on the baseball bat sticking out of my ass. It really did help the surgeons in the emergency room when they were removing it and treating me for that massive concussion. I can see again...well enough to type, although I am still standing up to do it. | Good luck. Damn, you almost make me hope some guys will read this and use it on me. Fine piece of work CM, I hope your leftover splinters don't pierce the new colostomy bag! ... And Sarah, thanks for taking one for the team
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RHP User
15 years ago
nice pic
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RHP User
15 years ago
chasing midnight u make me laugh.... but the sad part is for the couple last-minute (so to speak) hook-ups i arranged on here so closely followed hat formula it is nt funny.. but as they say with age comes wisdom : D and i now refuse to meet someone until they have sent a few messages, met for a drink first etc. means theres a lot fewer guys willing to meet, but at least the sex is normally better! keep the laughs coming : ) xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
we all sometimes hate plans but sometimes they work try this plan.... a week ahead say for friday night 1st contact to confirm by phone to plan the time together and to keep the excitment happening and speak on thursday night ..hey more if u choose ha !decide on that call that its tomorrow night mmmmmmmm that has woked for us. we also find we have great play and are more relaxed,just looking forward to the buzz we get from sexual self expression (hot unbridled sex) cheers and good luck out there
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