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Holy shit! $70,000,000:00 on the Oz Lotto!

May 08 2012

That's a lot of zeros there, ain't it? What would you do with that sort of money.

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  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...and plan what to do...Contact Santa for his Naughty & Nice list, start from there.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    With what they said in the paper that every second person in Australia will buy at least one ticket that there will end up being 140 winners each winning $500,000 each lol! . Well if you did win...you would want to spend as much as possible in the first year as after that you get taxed for every dollar and cent left over! Mr Swan will be hoping for one winner and will be rubbing his hands together with glee! Hugs...xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'm confident I could find happiness with this sort of cash but then again, I have a lot of happiness in my life already, about 5'8" of it. I do think I would be happier with more money. No debts. A stable future for the kids, all seven of them (well, maybe eight). Travel. Think of all the people I could help.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    But Mrs C assures me she has the winner.Funloving I think it will last a bit longer - you wouldn't pay tax on it unless winning lotteries is your job (but after giving some to me please seek professional advice should Mrs C be wrong and you should win instead).Mr C

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Just stick it in the bank..... and go back to work

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'wowwow11'Just stick it in the bank..... and go back to work There is no way in hell I could stop working...I would go insane and my massage customers would hunt me down! Lol Hugs...xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Same as you Funloving   I enjoy my job i would be here on Monday .. But with more $$$ to throw around

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I know what you mean!!!!

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    ...then I'd just blow the rest

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I'd buy tea, I hate cooking.....Hugs roxxy

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Approx 3 years ago, one of my work colleagues rolled into work late one Friday morning..he looked dishevelled, he was agitated and was very quiet. He asked to see our boss at morning tea and he and the boss were behind closed doors for quite some time......of course we were all wondering what was going on...Joh worked all day but really kept to himself   The following Monday at work we were told that "John" wouldnt be back at work for about a month and could we please work our rosters around the fact that he was gone etc etc...of course we were all concerned, comments were made on how quiet he had been the previous Friday and we were all wondering if something terrible had happened to John or his family etc...gossip was rife....but after a few days, life went on and we kinda forgot about John....   A month passed   John rocked back into work one Monday morning and his work crew were all called into the tea room...there was John standing there with the boss, with a smile that a Cheshire Cat would have been proud of.......the boss then announced that John would be l quitting work...as the previous month he became (at that time) the biggest individual Lotto winner ever ...winning 30 million bucks !!!!!...we were all just stunned mullets.   What floored us more was the boss had known for a month...as John had requested time off work while he and his family went overseas for the month to escape the media attention and to sit down and figure what in the hell they were going to do with all that money and John felt he owed the boss the truth....he purposedly didnt tell anyone (not his friends or family) till he and his wife got their heads together over it all....the story he tells was that they didnt sleep for like a week - their heads were spinning so much....What impressed me more was the boss who kept his mouth shut for a whole month..he never said a word.......how hard would that have been ?   John no longer works with us, he did buy a very nice house in a very nice suburb and you know he bought the usual toys...he did give a lot of money to charity and he set up several scholarships at Uni and believe it or not he returned to University to study himself and he is now a consultant and works out of interest. His wife still runs her own interior decorating business...and although I havent seen John since Xmas (yep he still comes to our Xmas Party) ..he is still the same old down to earth, lovely sweet guy he always was....!!!   As I type this...(due to time diff ) some one or many are hopefully very very wealthy now...I truly hope that 70 mill is shared around...   And what I would I do if by some chance my numbers came up ?...well the list is looooooooooong very long....but two things.....fund more money for cancer research and be on the first plane (first class) out of Perth...bound for home

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    In no particular order.........1. I would make more money.....and give heaps of the interest/ profits to worthwhile causes and projects. 2. I would be a professional philanthropist and randomly make people's lives easier- I would love that so much! 3. We would set up everyone we care about.4. We'd buy a vast cattle station and I'd become a a Jillaroo (seriously) which means I would have to fly (1st class) to Texas and get me a fine set or 10 of custom made cowgirl boots with matching hats. I love working hard but my custom designed ranch would have a Day spa and Aromatherapy Sauna. My partner would be a Social Worker and Life Facilitator. We would set up a long term work program for disadvantaged youth- that give them interpersonal and vocational skills and help them relocate and start independent new lives away from their negative patterns. And I'd put my own kids through it. That's our dream.4. Buy a fleet of Chargers, couple of shiny big bangers and a couple of boats (cruiser + house boat.) 5. Buy a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport $2.4 Million- fastest production car + an Italian race car driver to chauffeur me a around ;)6. We would swap work for travel everywhere. 7. Buy a house with acreage on the ocean, a couple of high rise apartments, a mountain chalet and some Daintree rainforest and give families that are carers for special needs people holidays.8. Have our wedding........is it okay to swing on our wedding night?9. Would get a couple of Russian Au pairs ;)10. Have one hell of an exclusive all inclusive- no expense spared swingers party.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    If I win the first thing I would do is buy RHP a new chat server. One that can handle the load, and maybe even work with iPads so I can sit in bed and chat/perve.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I like to think I aim high.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Would pay my mortgage Buy my sons each a house; give all my friends and my brother and sister money. Go on my dream holiday which is on my dream board. Take a friend to meet my family in Germany and show him my country. The rest I would think about....I definitely would get help so I know what to do with so much money. I would build one or two homes for families and rent them out for cheap rent. My dream on this is and I saw this concept in Europe. You build a complex of homes and mix the tenants. So you have say...single parent...older couple...middle aged professionals and young people...a communal place for bbq and play area for the children...when possible even a garden for all. I read about this in a magazine in Germany and thought wow. Hm, and then I would travel a lot.....I am 55 I could leave work behind. I would ask my mum where we should go on a holiday and spent time with her in Germany because she is already 78. With so much money you would have to be very clever to do the right thing so you can live from the interest payments only. You have to turn your phone off and go total incognito...because the pressure of people asking you for handouts will be enormous. Ohh God, this is hard work. lol Wow what a thought to have this much.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    I would build a spa and retreat centre for burnt out sex addicts on a remote tropical island . Of course there would be a rigorous screening process,you would have tobe able to prove to me just how addicted you are and then appropriate programs for your rehabilitation will be devised. These programs may include, but not be limited to,intensive aversion therapy ie ,compulsory sex at least three times a day,with multiple partners and all activities listed in the RHP fetish list. No patient will be deemed cured until they can prove that they never want to indulge in sex ever again. Refferals will then be made to a monastery of your choice. In the meantime I am taking applications from anyone who would like to be involved in the planning process. Applicants will need to be able to demonstrate their thorough knowledge of all activities listed above. Dr.Hesione phd sexology.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    What a great idea! Should be a clause on lottery tickets that states the winners must fulfill this plan as a condition of winning. I may not qualify as a sex addict and I have no monastic ambitions but I'm up for managing the place.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    The job is yours lovman...as long as you realise I am the CEO,and you will have to do as you are toldx hugs Dr.H

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    Would have to throw a party but say to Cancun mehico did one before for 10 folk was unbelievable but this time for whole lot more and all expenses covered. Then pay for all family members and close friends around the world to come here and see what a lovely country its is, its culture and mostly happy nice people here. Invest 500k for each family member if over 21 they can draw on the interest made each year but always leave the 500K in the account, if under 21 re-invest the money. For me personally pay of the mortgage, finish painting inside outside of the house, deck the pool area, get a new van for work. Invest 2m and only use the interest made for good times be a nice holiday here and there or parties for family, friends and just any one really if they have a nice on-look to life and are friendly. The rest bar 1m i would invest and with the interest it made ask hospitals and or care of the needed what items they require then purchase and donate the items. Hate giving to charities as the actual person receiving is such a small percent of what is given in, hence purchase items that are needed for the needed so no one can take a cut/dip. The last 1m invested and interest made use to just help any one who is pleasant, nice personality but just had a run of bad luck, nothing in return needed, its only interest that some one paid me so why not use it to brighten any unsuspecting persons life up a little if they are a genuine case. After the few trips and parties go back to work part time and only look after the better clients and have a lot more time to play and with my kids So probably a waste in me getting it lol, don’t have huge material needs just enjoy being happy and far more in need than I, so let those numbers role and hope the person that does get it needs it and deserves it. Ha if some one on here does get it and thinks I have a nice butt, maybe you can get me a nice bottle of whisky or port to add to my small but nice collection and I promise every once in a blue moon when I care for a dram I shall toast to you and your kind gesture...now that would be nice.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    As I do trust female Dr's So might just give it to Dr Hesione, as long as i get a little input to the planing stage and not have to have the qualifacations up front but collect them all over planning, construction, opening and party phases, slowly and joyfully. Oh then pay for every forum visitor full platinum membership for a year just so there are no delays in posting ideas for the projectSo either would be good for me, simplicity is the way

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    The 50 million failed to go off last night so it's 70 again next week.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    20 mil in a charity fund where interest is donated yearly to the make a wish foundation/Ronald McDonald house. 20 mil in an account where I live off the interest, @8%= after 50% tax, 16k a week of which a percentage would be put away for my daughter, not that she'd need it. 10 mil to family and friends, 10 mil to buy me a few cars, a boat and a huge property where I could go shooting, dirt bike riding, fishing, stables so I can learn to ride horses, have a huge entertainment room. A few 5k donations to random people in the street. I want to travel but custody issues with my daughter would possibly mean I can't take her out of Australia for too long. And I'd love to go to really poor countries and donate time and money to build schools, get them access to fresh water etc. Yes, I've given this waaaaay too much thought but hey, we all have to dream right???

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ruby_blossum' ...and plan what to do...Contact Santa for his Naughty & Nice list, start from there. Bugger the nice list from Santa :P

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    1. house and cash for parents 2. house and cash for sister   Considering that nearly every charity is full of corruption with Chairmans, Directors and board members just helping themselves i would have to think about the worthwhile organisations to give to.   3. would probably give about 1 million to each of the childrens hospitals in each capital city.   After that i have no idea lol. Bank it then sit down and think.