Hi Everyone! :) + Most Awkward Situation?

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I'm a shy pisser, yet I'm an exhibitionist. I just do not understand why I cannot piss in front of anybody else. It's worse when Im at the cricket or footy or something.. I mean.. you go to the men's and there is a que 5 guys deep with 20 dudes lined up at the trough... I stand in the que busting... get to the urinal... nothing happens... look up.. look down.... a quick side to side... hehe.... still nothing.... But I'm busting to go.... I'ts intolerable.... and the cubicles are so filthy your socks get wet in there... so I leave.. unsatisfied... That's awkward. Really awkward.Well, it get's worse. Knowing that I'm a shy pisser... I find myself in a sexual situation involving watersports.... and I'm there... everyone else is up for it... and I'm the odd man out. I'm NOT into watersports ... but for that reason, it intrigues me. Talk about awkward.HugsStalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Once I was winging for my good mate at the Elephant and Wheelbarrow, he had his eye on this older woman out side in the smoking area, a definate MILF. So we opened up, had her and her friend talking and laughing. When suddenly a huge shadow cast over us from behind. There stood the biggest bikey I had ever seen, fit the stereo type. Bald, tattoos, black shirt with a denym sleeveless jacket. He was PISSED off. The woman was his partner. She simply said "What!? I cant help it!" and walked away. The man remained, we were pretty speechless. It was way too early in the night for a full blown fight with a bikey. My friend opened up his mouth and said "So um.. that was your... wife huh?" "Yeah matey" he put his arms around us and we stood there for a good few minutes not saying anything. He just smiled and kept looking between us sipping his drink. We slipped away and I said "Well we best be going". The guy didnt stop staring at us until we disapeared into the venue. Very weird and awkward.

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  i'll admit, stalky, i'm the same , i couldn't piss in front of others at school (private boys school ) nor in the change rooms for rugby rowing etc , yet i'll get my cock out, and into most places glad to hear i'm not that strange by comparisonMuch Love Jonesy76

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Hi Hamishh, In the "early days" of my RHP fun. I went to visit a guy at his house. I walked in the back gate and INSIDE the backdoor, into the house looking for the guy. I called out his name, there was no answer. I could smell the odour of marijuana and noticed the pipes on the back patio. "Weird" I thought, "the guy didn't seem like a heavy drug user". I looked around the dark interior (there were no lights on) and started to get a funny feeling. I phoned the guy and said, "hey I'm here inside your house, you should turn down your music and come out". To which he replied, "what music" ? I then described the house and he said, "that's not MY house that's the house of the corner" ! I quickly backed out of the house and can not believe how stupid (and lucky) I was ! Cheers, Miss Saturn

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  bondage_reality

  15 years ago

  Well there I was asleep in her bed after a great night of roast dinner drinks and hot sex when I feel this tug on my big toe and a little voice saying wake up daddy.Let me tell you I had clothes in my hand n was out the door before my feet hit the floorIm so glad I didnt get pulled up by the cops as I did the 30k's home in about 2 mins naked

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Hi Hamishh, In the "early days" of my RHP fun. I went to visit a guy at his house. I walked in the back gate and INSIDE the backdoor, into the house looking for the guy. I called out his name, there was no answer. I could smell the odour of marijuana and noticed the pipes on the back patio. "Weird" I thought, "the guy didn't seem like a heavy drug user". I looked around the dark interior (there were no lights on) and started to get a funny feeling. I phoned the guy and said, "hey I'm here inside your house, you should turn down your music and come out". To which he replied, "what music" ? I then described the house and he said, "that's not MY house that's the house of the corner" ! I quickly backed out of the house and can not believe how stupid (and lucky) I was ! Cheers, Miss Saturn I would HATE to find myself in that situation! I don't know what would be worse, smelling the weed or feeling like an intruder.Quoting 'TopeDeckCouple' Once I was winging for my good mate at the Elephant and Wheelbarrow, he had his eye on this older woman out side in the smoking area, a definate MILF. So we opened up, had her and her friend talking and laughing. When suddenly a huge shadow cast over us from behind. There stood the biggest bikey I had ever seen, fit the stereo type. Bald, tattoos, black shirt with a denym sleeveless jacket. He was PISSED off. The woman was his partner. She simply said "What!? I cant help it!" and walked away. The man remained, we were pretty speechless. It was way too early in the night for a full blown fight with a bikey. My friend opened up his mouth and said "So um.. that was your... wife huh?" "Yeah matey" he put his arms around us and we stood there for a good few minutes not saying anything. He just smiled and kept looking between us sipping his drink. We slipped away and I said "Well we best be going". The guy didnt stop staring at us until we disapeared into the venue. Very weird and awkward. Sounds pretty terrifying. A bit protective maybe? :)

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  having a few beers one friday A mates GF tells me the big sob story bout breaking up with him and how she is sobbing sad bla bla bla so me being a good friend give her a cuddle listen.... cuddle and ...etc...well half an hour later behind the pub just as i sink my length into her pussy bent over my mates ute back ....seemed a good way to teach him a lesson at the time ....... he turns up and is just worried we may be scratching his paint work .... ahaaaaaaa the good old days Andy oho yeh we kept going and finished and they got back together the next week ,,,,,,, i was their best man 3 years later

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