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Helping female friend write her profile.

March 13 2019

What do you guys think when you read this? She is sick of ordinary, sleazy, creepy guys who thiink a dick pick and dirty talk will get her interested. Also doesn't want a million messages from the wrong types who do not read her profile. Looking for mental and sexual connection. I like good food, wine and flowing conversation. I like men who are fun and energetic. You are at my beck and call. I have a regular boyfriend. I am not looking for another one. You must not bother me in between our encounters and not be possessive. You must be good with your hands, know how to please a woman. Be a considerate, sensual and a competent lover. You must be able to take direction? Aged between 40 and 55. I do not do dirty talk during sex. You must be a gentleman and behave like one. I will not put up with anything less. Can you be a gentleman and are you up to the task?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It reads like one of the Kardashians wrote it...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    LOL She is still going to get dick pics, dirty talk and messages from people who can't read. Pusscat xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It’s perhaps a noble deed to offer to help her. But.... You’re both in denial of the reality in this asylum, which is a sad reflection on almost everyone in this asylum I’m afraid to say. But I’m curious. Why is SHE not capable of writing that, and asking us herself? And Why is she not prepared to do her own screening? Important questions I feel. 🤔

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'll answer your question Mr_Zark, but first I need you to answer two of mine... Are you sexually attracted to this friend of yours? Is there any history of sex between you and her? Good day.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The sleazy, creepy guys usually don't read profiles anyway and will still message. Most of the other guys will probably be turned off by the rather demanding and entitled tone, and the fact that what your friend wants doesn't sound all that enjoyable. To be honest, it sounds more like she's looking for a pet.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    So, I assume men do read. I must be doing something right. If it was me reading that I'd run a mile. She's asking a lot as someone who is in a relationship but expects everything her way. They have to be at her beck and call and expect nothing from her in between times. If she is going to be pedantic about pics, I recommend she doesn't upload anything revealing either. Some of it comes across as unnecessary like the dirty talk that could be discussed after contact? I'm saying that a bit more heart would resonate better if it was me. Some explanation? For eg: I don't have a lot of time because of my boyfriend who I am already committed to, so will not be seeking contact in between times but would like someone reliable who will turn up at the right times. ;-) Perhaps an explanation of what a gentleman is to her considering she mentions it twice. I'm out for now. Peachy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Check your pager, expect a short message. 🙄

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Sounds exacting but fair. The suitable candidate will be as illusive as they pretend and agree to be..Pity about the dirty talk..If I were considering this proposal, I'd have an equal amount of prerequisites to offset the lack of sexy communication and would equally be lumbered with a bossy girlfriend which I also don't require another..Lets just hope she's adept at all the things a gentleman will expect in bed?

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  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    TBH She sounds annoying. Just reading that sucked the life out of me .

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Delete the 2nd, 4th and 5th paras, lighten up a little generally, and get friendly with the block button specifically.

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    7 years ago

    That write might suit a travelling salesman until you get to the beck and call bit.....🤔 yeah nup that’s not going to work either. If she has a boyfriend shouldn’t she be advertising for a gentleman who can participate with the partners consent or is he a cuckhold? Are YOU the cuckhold?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    If I was a guy I wouldn't bother messaging her she sounds rude and entitled.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The boyfriend? Like others have said I don't think this "profile"will attract the men she is looking for..I agree with SD,it sounds like she is looking for a pet. Perhaps you have a conflict of interest here. Hugs Q

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I assumed it was written together but did not think of whether you might be the boyfriend. Thought I'd have a squiz and have to say your profile comes across as far more laid back but it's mostly from the templates new profiles are offered? Much better than what has been put forward in your post though. Peachy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    There’ll always be messages from people who don’t match - it’s the way the cookie crumbles.. To attract more moist cookies you must have a better recipe than what was written... Nothing wrong with honesty but if it makes you want to hastily click the back arrow then maybe it’s not a good method to utilise.

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  • BungCpl

    BungCpl

    7 years ago

    She will still get dick picks and probably be seen as rude for not replying to unwanted messages 😏

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hey guys and girls thanks for all your feed back. I see now where it’s sounds off putting. She has changed what she wanted to say and written a profile and already has a coffee meeting. I really appreciate theee forums.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You have written it like you dont want a guy to message her?Maybe a sweet spot for her yourself?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    My opinion it said that I already have a boyfriend why not swing with her boyfriend? Unless it’s not his seen, also saying you will be at my Bec an call, sounds like she is just using single men to pick an choose have her fun an then that’s it, I would have no interest what so ever, an I’m sure it would be a instant turn of for a lot of single guys.. like what Snap Dragon said, other guys will be turned off but that line of writing... good luck with her profile tho.. cheers 🍻

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  • MissRedFox

    MissRedFox

    7 years ago

    Ponders If a guy wrote a profile like that wonder what we'd think Yeah she's still gonna get the dick pics regardless

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