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Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating ?
April 21 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep we were caught by the daughter , she was about 9 at the time. It was a hot night with no sheets on us and we didnt hear her at the door, it was doggy style too, we just heard OMG mum and we both turned to see her so shocked . I took her back to bed and she said "mum what were you doing " and i has to think quick ummmmmmmmmmmmm massage i said and at 9 she turns to me and says MUM THAT WAS NOT A MASSAGE .......ummmmmmmmmm yes it was . well she is in her early 20`s now and we have asked her do you remember " YES I DO " .......hahahah funny now was horrible at the time............
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RHP User
16 years ago
We have been caught a few times, maybe because the drunk horny sex when out at parties and functions also limits our ability to be discrete...or quiet. Never been locked up for it though.... We have been caught by the night security guards at work using the boardroom table, other guests when sneaking off for quickies at weddings, at the beach out "swimming" by friends, about 500 people walking past us one year at flemington when we went into the trees near the start line on the 1200 (got a great cheer then)... hotel manager returning a forgotten handbag- insisting we come to the door to get it....really poor timing that but he learnt his lesson !! All adds to the fun...plenty more as well,,,,,gee, we are horny little buggers....
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RHP User
16 years ago
not telling...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
having sex outdoors... but does it really catch as 'sprung' when you're happy to put on a show (erm, except for the cops - fortunately they thought it was a laugh and suggested a more secluded spot)never been caught having a wank, but a teammate had clearly forgotton that our team meeting that afternoon had been scheduled for his room.t'was like a deer in headlights - cock in hand and porn on the bedspread as the team burst in. priceless
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RHP User
16 years ago
one night with my then boyfriend....i was tied to the tv cabnet....nah im with jose on this one Quoting 'comeandgetme68' not telling...jose... roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
never but intentionally......now thats a different story Kisses Focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks for the confessions people :) keep them coming
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RHP User
16 years ago
like to watch esp-squirters-very rare to find-lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
We got busted by my granny one night, back when we were only dating, and staying at granny's in Sydney. Now granny was pretty old school so it was separate rooms for kj and myself and none of that sex before marriage malarky.under her roof. Now Granny always claimed she was deaf as a post, so after a suitable time delay after we had all gone to bed i thought i might sneek up the hall way to kj's room.So up i go quiet as a church mouse and were starting to get it on, next thing Granny is singing out NEVILLE NEVILLE are you in there.....FFS...busted......so i says Yesss Grandma i was just saying goodnight....and boy was i saying goodnight in fine form...lol........i was one unhappy camper as i left her room.Cheers Nev....Moral of the story....if your granny tells you she is deaf....don't believe a word of it!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am betting a lot of blind men if that was the case "mc" LOLWell I was cute by my daddy with my ex husband....Oh lordy I have to saw I had to see the funny side otherwise I'd still be cringing till this day. Not every day you expect someone up at your window seeing if your home and having it be your father while ur legs are sky high and help apart LMAO!!!Perhaps its Something my father would prefer to never recall too as my back then Hubby was dying on the spot as he looked up and saw Dads face.....WHOOPSY!Bubbly ;o)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I had cleaned my big purple double-ender and forgot I had left it out to dry in the bathroom. My 10 year old daughter came home from her fathers. Next minute she appeared beside me looking like a debauched statue of liberty, holding the double ender high and asked what it was? I did it again with my vibrators and strapons a week later! Thankfully I got to them before they were seen. lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Working back late one night with a very attractive younger female colleague when she indicated she had enough of work and needed to release some sexual tension. Locked up the office went down to my car and whilst going at it like there was no tomorrow a torch shone through the window lighting up her perfect peaches and cream D cup puppies then the torch went down to the parts that join neatly. It was a cop drawn to the car by the moaning, OMG and Yes, Yes, Yes noises. Over a two year affair, screwing 4 nights a week we were only caught on one other occassion, at a local cemetery by a security guard who waited til it was quiet then told us we would wake the dead if we went again....too funny. Loved screwing that girl and her multiple orgasms....god bless her! Ray of Sunshine
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'showoffs' Yep we were caught by the daughter , she was about 9 at the time. It was a hot night with no sheets on us and we didnt hear her at the door, it was doggy style too, we just heard OMG mum and we both turned to see her so shocked . I took her back to bed and she said "mum what were you doing " and i has to think quick ummmmmmmmmmmmm massage i said and at 9 she turns to me and says MUM THAT WAS NOT A MASSAGE .......ummmmmmmmmm yes it was . well she is in her early 20`s now and we have asked her do you remember " YES I DO " .......hahahah funny now was horrible at the time............ OMG...that would be my worst nightmare. Mine is sort of similar except it was on video...and my kids watched it. We never mention it but my eldest who is nearly 17 now says to me...I remember things mum that you have no idea i remember...just so you know. I know its that damn video...
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RHP User
16 years ago
not busted but..I got the..mommy..Why did I hear you going ..mmmmmm...ooohhhhh...mmmmmm...one night? errrmmm..Mommy was having a massage... He said he woke in middle night to go to the toilet and heard me...and he thought he best not knock on my door.... He is 7..and over the last 6 months or so been asking me about birds n bees..I have been honest slowly with him. Even about girls periods ... we were cleanoing out the bathroom cabinet together and he saw my pads and asked why I had funny looking diapers! lolz So I explained it to him..and why mommy sometimes cant go swimming or her tummy hurts..all cool with that.. few weeks after he keeps asking about sex. So I go about ways to tell him...Still wanting to see his reaction.. then a few weeks ago he wanting to know more..So I told him. He reply was....eeeewwwwwwwwww...mum! That is gross!. He then asked does it feel good? Yes sweety it does..With someone you care about does. At 7 seems too young you might think to explain this..But I am blessed as he is a very tuned in boy who has mental ability of a child much older.. And he is my best friend... huggies.. sweetpetite41<<<<< now has to be quiet when using her toys...hahhahhhha...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Was on a tour with a cricket team and was hot and horny for one of the opposition players. As everyone was out we decided to have sex in his hotel room. He tied me up and was doing wonderful things to my body. About half way in..I opened my eyes after having a very loud and fantastic orally charged orgasm .. when lo and behold...all of his team mates are standing at the door with big grins on their faces. In the heat of passion I didn't hear them (but am rather loud myself)! The guy that I was with then casually walked up...closed the bedroom door and continued having his way with me...well there was nothing I could do...I was tied up lol. xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
a few years back on a saturday arvo we were both very horny, unfortunately all the kids were home with friends so nothing was going to happen so I suggested we needed to go to the supermarket and detoured to a building site and drove around the back of a unfinished building. we were going at it when next thing a car pull up along side us, we were both naked. he got out as I jumped in the drivers seat and took off. didnt releave us but we had a gret laugh.
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RHP User
16 years ago
my parent(s)varied bf's parent(s)transit copsbfsstrangers
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just once. By her dad.Nice bloke, though. Told me to finish up and fuck off.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'jengirl' my parent(s)varied bf's parent(s)transit copsbfsstrangersyou got caught by your boyfriend?.. bet that didnt go down well....
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RHP User
16 years ago
boyfriends, it happened more than once lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
well remind me not to be your boyfriend :P.. but.. I wouldnt mind being the one you get caught with :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
HEY JEN WOULDNT MIND BEING ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE UR TALKING ABOUT :))) SOUNDS GREAT AND I THINK UD THINK THE SAME TOO. UF U LIKE hbk.is.on.his.way atgmale if u get wat im saying and u keen find me there :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
No, seriously, is anyone really trying when it comes to the censors?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just the once since i moved to Perth, It was on port beach in freo late one night when me and my partner were having sex in the dunes, this guy walked past with his dog and the dog came over and started sniffing us! He call the dog back and wondered off after he'd had a good eye full! She was on top really going for it at the time, kinda killed the mood.
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