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RHP User
15 years ago
I thought title read "Horse's arsecrack and hole the only way to go"....Wasnt too sure if this was some new age term for a guy with huge cock that wanted a bit of anal play or something more sinister..now I have to question why in the hell did I consider reading it if thats what I thought?...Ummm OP if you are pointing said ass near anyones face or even wiggling it in there general direction, I'd say a big hearty YES!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65'I thought title read "Horse's arsecrack and hole the only way to go"....Wasnt too sure if this was some new age term for a guy with huge cock that wanted a bit of anal play or something more sinister..now I have to question why in the hell did I consider reading it if thats what I thought?...Ummm OP if you are pointing said ass near anyones face or even wiggling it in there general direction, I'd say a big hearty YES!! A Beastiality Topic? OTT!!! ewwwwwwwwwww baaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa Yep if it is facing ya face, then yes (to the non-beastiality version, i only dig humans...)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' I thought title read "Horse's arsecrack and hole the only way to go".... I'm pissing myself - I can't stop laughing.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Reaching around there is a bit of a tangle but it sure beats trying to clean it up with my sister's loofah. Go the back sack and crack.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
"Nads" easy as.......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Gawd...... charming! Well I just hate it when my tongue gets caught.... you know it's a real bitch to cut out. hehehe I get my crack waxed :P xxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
A smooth, hairless hole is so much sexier for girls and guys .....not to mention easier to play with!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
To be hairy or hairless is merely a fashion statement. I am sorry to say being hairless does NOT make you that much cleaner than a hairy guy. It is a mateer of personal preference and these days many are chosng to go hairless (including myself). I do not do this because I prefer it but mainly because it seems to be an accepted thing. Personally I could not give a flying F@#* if the guy I am with is hairless or not. To me it is totally immaterial. I have absoluelty no problems with the odd stray pube getting lodged in my throat and have become very adept at hacking them up in a ladylike fashion. I actually like chest hair and a hairy back does not even bother me at all. So long as I cannot see the hair up his nose or in his ears...it is all cool.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Was just in the process of placing a spoon full of coco pops in my mouth when I read the title of this topic......lol....scrumptious and classy...however I did feel a compulsion to respond.....so...despite the rather impalatability (if thats a word) of the subject ....certainly deforestation in that region is the preferred option.....the Ned Kelly 'bushranger look' ....."such is life" ......should be relegated to a thing of the past.
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
Lighter Fart Lets
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RHP User
15 years ago
Of course its much nicer without a hairy crack, but I am kinda partial to that light fuzzy peach hair over some men's bum cheeks smooth is good too dont get me wrong. But Im more likely to lay there running my hand over the fuzz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Letsgetcrazy09' Lighter Fart Lets ROFPMSL so hard that my tummy hurts and I am crying with laughter!!One question - does it work?
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Letsgetcrazy09
15 years ago
MistressT The long and the short of it......yes. Had a mate light one up in trackies, took care of the trackies and all hair in vacinity........now we really ROFPOSL at that point......in fact we still do today having a sherbert or two. Cheers Lets
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RHP User
15 years ago
Meeka and Chilli...Atta girls! Personally, I prefer the cream. Works a treat.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Nah KD... I prefer to go to these two lovely ladies who do my back, crack and flap with wax. PMSL sorry obviously time for me to go to bed.xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
You go to 2 girls to get your "flap" done?? You mean...you only have 1??? What the?!?! LOL!I'll take that as you were tired when you wrote that, and needed sleep. We all make mistakes when we're tired. Which also means I have one fuck up in the bank ready for when I make my next fuck up, and I'll just blame it on being tired. Don't worry...won't take me long to need to use it...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Letsgetcrazy09' MistressT The long and the short of it......yes. Had a mate light one up in trackies, took care of the trackies and all hair in vacinity........now we really ROFPOSL at that point......in fact we still do today having a sherbert or two. Cheers Lets LMAO again.
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RHP User
15 years ago
But it's the fact that I DO have balls, that waxing scares me! I have these nightmares that i'll wax the ol sack n crack, and rip my balls right off with the hair...I'll admit it, I'm a fraidy cat. *blushes*
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RHP User
15 years ago
word of experienced advice.... set yourself up in a hot bath and soak your spuds for a good 20 minutes to soften them. A taste test is best at this point, so you will need an accomodating friend for assistance. When both spuds are squeezed comfortably in a n open mouth, pull away gently... releasing one at a time.... you know they're ready when released, they will roll... one at a time in a slow harmonic motion.Now... raise your hips... and this is where your assistant really comes into play.... soap up those spuds good and proper... and using a SAFETY RAZER.... never side to side.... give your scrotum a good going over at least twice... dunk, lather, repeat... and then finally.... perform the the mouth test... if properly prepared, your spuds should be smooth on the lips... then test them out and make sure they still function.No probs. Don't mention it. Oh... should you ever need a sponge bath... Have you seen that movie "The Reader"?HUgs Stalky Quoting 'KD7884' But it's the fact that I DO have balls, that waxing scares me! I have these nightmares that i'll wax the ol sack n crack, and rip my balls right off with the hair...I'll admit it, I'm a fraidy cat. *blushes*
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RHP User
15 years ago
be careful with the cream... a certain ex-rhp member once burnt himself, and was then too embarassed to go into the chemist to ask for help (for the record - mild steroid cream, and don`t try and de-hair yourself whilst stoned...lmao)
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RHP User
15 years ago
To be fair Stalky I think you can probably do all that without having to teabag your nuts. But it's okay, I won't tell your assistant. :PxxMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've already been pre-warned about the cream, heard the horror stories and such. But I've been using it for quite a while now, and nothing wrong yet!! No irritations or anything. Seems to just work a treat. (Probably helps that I don't get stoned too! lol)However Stalks, if you've got an assistant in mind, I'm more than willing to give the teabagging my balls idea a go... (Not that I haven't before...but NOT with an assistant!)
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