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HILARIOUS!!!
June 19 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Today as I do from time to time I attended a BDSM workshop. This one about sadistic play. The workshop has a female and male "model" who sadistic play is demonstrated on. The guys name "mr puny" .......Yes it refered to his cock ..... BUT think Robin Hood and "little" John and that will give you an idea of his huh huh huhmmmm size !! Brae
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RHP User
16 years ago
I was said "ohh it's so cute" referring to the guys cock... he was so upset with me. I will never make that mistake again.
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RHP User
16 years ago
You have a mummy tummy...I guess you could say this, if you really want to sleep on the couch, or let the dog sleep on your side of the bed, whilst you are relegated to the dog house!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
probably just as bad as yawning or falling asleep during sex kisses focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
I guess a woman should never be asked ..Did I hurt you, I felt you moveOh you have a headache, let me get the panadolDid someone leave a fish around here somewhere?Did you have an accident with a meat cleaver down there?Oh I love the way your nipples point to the groundOkay gross I know but why is it okay to make light of men but women's inadequacies or faults are taboo? Yes I am in a shitstirring mood tonight.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Never reach for your reading glasses or bifocals to have a look. I guess the same could be said for binocluars. Never look at your nails while he is fucking you....always remember there is a wall to wall mirror closet next to you. Don't laugh when he pulls down his pants. Don't roll your eyes when you see his cock. Don't let out a disappointing sigh when you first see his cock. Don't tsk tsk when he pulls down his pants. Don't pull up his shirt or tshirt up and push back the pubes to find it. Couldn't think of what not to say...as the facial expressions are usually enough. This is a case of actions (or facial expressions) speak louder than words. xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
..how about 1. is there a pump around here surely they havent always been that small 2. i know they say more than a mouthful is waste but i havent even got a nibble here 3. do you have friend that might play? 4. rack em up lets go again 5. *slap on bum* whats for dinner bitch? Just for you Mooka Kisses Focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
Someone ELSES name....
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RHP User
16 years ago
"When are you due" is always a touchy one to drop. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
asked my sister if she was pregnant last yearat a family function. her ten foot tall Moari husbandthought it was hillarious.Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've smoked joints fatter than that.Wow....., and your feet are so bigWill it squeak if I squeeze it...?This explains your carWhy don't we skip right to the cigarettes....?Did you date Lorena Bobbitt....?It's a good thing you have so many other talentsSo this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality
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RHP User
16 years ago
THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A NAKED WOMANWait, let me get a board and rope so I don’t fall in.Cool, I’ve never been to the Grand CanyonI think my chest is bigger than yours.Is that an optical illusion?Are you pregnant?
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RHP User
16 years ago
she said ya dont have a very big organi said i wasnt expecting to have to play in the cathedral
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RHP User
16 years ago
my wife once turned around to a guy, who was very small ,, and having trouble staying hard and said dont worry Ive handled bigger problems than that before, it seems he took it the wrong way heheheh
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RHP User
16 years ago
my secretary has bigger tits than you!
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