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HAPPY BIRTHDAY STALKY !!
September 27 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hope you have a great birthday week/weekend Stalky! Enjoy xox xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Everyone raise your arms for Stalky as treat for his birthday :-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hope you're having a fantastic day and can tell, just by looking at my special profile pic, what a truly amazing contortionist I would make!!! . Wishing you 50 more years of awesomeness! . Flirty xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'd give you an armpit job for your birthday, but you're too far :P*HUGS*
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bwahahaha! That's beautiful.... Thanks for thoughts. Celebrating the 30th anniversary of my 21st birthday isn't too bad at all and I'll have you know I feel awsomer than ever! :)) The weather hasn't allowed me to laze about on a rock like a walrus but it's still pretty casual here under the sun lamp. :p Maybe I'll have one of those magnificent tans by the time I'm 70.. like the kind from "There's something about Mary"... all I need is one of them little dogs. :)Love and hugsGaz
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RHP User
14 years ago
Grey is the new black,Pilaties is the new yoga,And 50 is the new 40 !Welcome to the fabulous 50's Stalky,party your sexy arse off birthday hugs 'n kisses xxoox
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy birthday stalky, hope u get spoilt rotten,smothered in armpits and pussy !
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy Birthday Mr President !
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RHP User
14 years ago
Taipan in a blonde wig and figure hugging dress a la Marilyn....Great birthday image
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RHP User
14 years ago
Close your eyes Stalky , Marilyn is coming in for a kiss..xxxxxxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Have an Awesome Day!Sex it up StalkyFew drinks, good food, great Company & lots of wet & wild Sex Enjoy! jensta xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
hope you get everything i ever wanted
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Letsgetcrazy09
14 years ago
Stalky Well if I didnt see the thread with my own eyes I wouldnt have believed it......LOL Have a great Birthday and celebrate hard. and remember "The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune." -- English Proverb Lets
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know Stalky littlewings, I am sure it is offered to him on a platter on a aregular basis! xx Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
The big five - oh. I bet you are wondering where the hell that half a century went . Lets hope the second half goes a little slower for you. Have a great birthday Stalky.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Many Happy Returns Stalkmister! Happy Birthday Stalky Hope all your naughty wishes come true! All the breast....xxxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
hey Stalky , Happy 50th!!!! hope youre having a great one and someone/s put a big smile on your face Loz
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RHP User
14 years ago
BEST WISHES...KEEP ON RIDDING....LOLWould add more but it's been said already hahamumma
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' The big five - oh. I bet you are wondering where the hell that half a century went . Lets hope the second half goes a little slower for you. Have a great birthday Stalky. Of course it will go slower..... don't you start forgetting what happened 5 minutes ago ? LMAO Think about it, every day is like a fresh start with endless possibilities. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy Birthday Gaz Enjoy life! Hope to meet that cheeky grin(and other bits) of you again sometime...somewhere! Ciao LH xo
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well done Stalky. You have made it to 50, a legendary effort. Why legendary? Well if you were a car you'd be an EK Holden.... how many of those do you see around these days? Not many! That's because the majority of them were only carefully maintained and spit-polished regularly when they were younger - sure... as time went on, they were handed around and thrashed about in various peoples hands, but eventually they were forgotten and most have well and truly rusted away. You on the other hand are proof that a regular spit polish and regular servicing can take the style of the 60's well intp the next century without a hint of rust. . Happy Birthday. I'm going to have 4 beers in celebration!
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RHP User
14 years ago
all the best chappie hope all life is colourful as your imagination.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Stalky Happy Birthday to you,
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy Birthday Stalky..... lubs ya...XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXO sweetpetite41
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy Birthday Stalky!!!!Luv ya stylexxxxAnnaxxxx
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DropItPuunk
14 years ago
Far be it for me to put two and two together, but can it be possible, considering it's our Prime Ministers 50TH today that maybe, just maybe you have a long lost twin Stalky. OR dare I say it triplets. Gaz, Julia and stalky. Some how born conjoined and seperated at birth only to be "distributed" stolen generation style in a bizare social experiment that I'm sure will be the making of the next Michael Moore hit documentary. (Try and spot my cameo in the Mardi Gras scene..Hint, planking behind a protesting and awkward looking Fred Nile..lol). So have a great Birthday Stalky, You're getting a DNA test kit for your birthday. Now all you have to do is get a sample from the PM. I'm tipping a match. Have fun...Punk.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just remember...you are only as old as the girl or guy you are feeling (up) lol!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Raise your Bat young man 1/2 a ton well batted sir
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thank you one and all... how generous are you guys from pie... I love it!@ I also love the armpit crew.. a little disturbing but none the less.. oh so very tantalising!! I've been hiding out in my bat cave last couple of days taking serious my future workload for once, and secretly wondering if I should go out into the streets sometime soon and test it to see if I'm still fully functional. :p Collingwood... so sad. but I'll wait for Manly to win before venturing back into the daylight... or rather sleazy dimmed lights. Go you good silvertail things!Love and HugsGaz
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RHP User
14 years ago
I always like to be fashionably late for these things, arrive when the party has really gotten into gear hIPPY b'day sexy bum!!! mY MIND IS GOING crazy with images of a huge shagadelic affair, Austin Power's style, but pits being up there with clevage and buldges lol! Do you prefer the hairy, shave or bald pit?
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RHP User
14 years ago
My special pic of pussy armpits with text saying "smell my armpits, it smells like cheese" got rejected TWICE!! it is funneee C'mon
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy Birthday Stalky.... ^^^ what they all said fucking enjoy!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Happy belated birthday you sexy mofo xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I concur with Northchina.Happy Bidet Stalk!
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