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Gynecologists: Top 3 things they say....

September 12 2009

I used to rent a nursing home for $100 a week... we had the whole place to ourselves as it was being demolished to make way for a new building.. 7 wards in all... we even had a trampolene ward and the whole family wore roller blades becuase the halls were so wide and the floor was commercial vinyl. The most fun was because of the Doctors and Nurses parties we had there. Colostomy bags filled with alcohol... and all those backless theatre gowns made for some interesting adult fun... with rubber gloves. I would have made a great gynecologist - perhaps topping my class and without a doubt I would have been the first to have my licence to practice revoked... and that's why I chose to be a Baker. Three top things that your gynecologist says: 1: Trust me, I'm a Doctor 2: This won't hurt a bit. 3: You might feel a little prick. So what did your gynecologist say?

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RHP User

16 years ago

Man....that sounds like the most awesome place ever!!!Hmm....the one I "like" the best is how they say..."now this might feel a bit uncomfortable" as they slide a usually cold metal speculum into ya vag then crank it wide open.....then delve around in there with a king-sized cotton bud....well der.....uncomfortable is an understatement!!Hence why I only go to female gynies....at least they have an idea of how uncomfortable and undignified the whole process is...and they tend to get it done with the least amount of fuss. Mine even warms the speculum first....bless her!Just my opinion....BJxxx

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16 years ago

I am actually the opposite on that I prefer my male gyno. Due to complex medical history I started seeing a gyno at aged 11. It was a fermale and I never felt comfy with her. She had terrible bedside manners and often maderude and presumptuous comments.....I was 11 ffs!!!!! A few of my friends have had similar experiences that have turned them off female gyno's.....although my sister swears by her female one so it really is down to who you see. When my illness became worse at 21 I went to see a lovely gyno who was male. After performing several operations on me I went back for a check up and was lying there legs in stirrups wheile he investigated the operation site....and then he said to me "Well you have a beautiful cervix....I did a great job!!!!!!" I burst out laughing and have been seeing him ever since.....he even delivered my baby (the one that i was never meant to have...but that's another story!!!)

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RHP User

16 years ago

I have a very hot doctor..He is very gentle with me...I am sure he has an erection when he is checking me..Ohhh the tease of it all when I visit him!!

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16 years ago

My gynae once said to me that the minute a lady tells him she likes it........he's changing jobs!!!!

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16 years ago

The funniest thing i have ever heard, was when a girlfriend of mine was having an internal.The doctor was a lady, very hot and yummy.She said she got up on the table and spread her legs.The lady doctor reached in and started feeling around inside her vagina..all was good and she was feeling okay...till the cute lady doctor said." you have a shallow vagina".. well then she lost it....she gushed all over the doctors bed....the doctor just said to her." dont worry honey that seems to happen a lot here"..Way funny.hence to say , she never went back there again due to embarasment

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16 years ago

An Elderley Widow was prepped for an exam by her Doctor. Just as he was ready to do the exam she proclaimed "Cobwebs Doctor" To which he replied that it hadn't really been that long since her husband had passed on, smiling she politely replied "No on the ceiling Doctor"

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16 years ago

Sign on OBGYN Clinic in Auckland: DR W. Tongue apparently hes very popular for some reason! :)

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