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Guts or Ball.....

April 24 2010

There is a medical distinction. We have all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference beyween them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say: " Are you still cleaning or you flying somewhere?" BALL - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: " You're next, fatty"

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RHP User

16 years ago

Very good JJ !!! I like my my men to have both guts and balls BUT they have to be prepared to get their balls kicked occasionally ! xx Miss Saturn

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RHP User

16 years ago

Surely you mean suicidal!.......lol Cheers Nev

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RHP User

16 years ago

Unfortunately for the scenarios stated above the results are similar.Scenario 1: Broom connects with head several times, man locked out of house for night, spends weeks sexless (although in some marriages this is normal anyway). Wife deciddes she has had enough of said man, starts divorce proceedings, takes him for 36% of his gross pay to support the 2 kids they have, takes his house in the divorce settlement, and is a constant scurge on his future existance.Scenario 2: Fatty connects with an uppercut to the jaw, throws man out of house. Gets restraining order against man (for slapping her on the arse). Starts divorce proceedings, takes him for 36% of his gross pay to support the 2 kids they have, takes his house in the divorce settlement, and is a constant scurge on his future existance.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Loven, so you have met my ex wife huh lolSeriously this is why the only piece of furniture the man should ever have a say in buying is the sofa - cos sure as shit he will end up spending more nights sleeping there than the marital bed so he might as well make sure it is a comfy to sleep on lol

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RHP User

16 years ago

Well I've never been married so I wouldn't know but have heard some stories

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RHP User

16 years ago

What if you actually did say either of those things you mentioned, and got away with it. You'd be "A Bloody Legend" Personally I don't think I'd have the Gaul.

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