M44
Green Balls !!!
April 26 2011
Comments
-
RHP User
15 years ago
If you can fit one frog ball in each hand...that is one big Mofo of a frog.
-
RHP User
15 years ago
cause he always plays with pooh :)
-
RHP User
15 years ago
the poor bastard , ok it's the weight , leaving crumbs EVERYWHERE , always with the frikken crunching sound and those nutcase eyes , they're rolling around like you're watching bloody Powerball , mate it's a pair of sunnies and rehab for you or there'll be no bear-huggin Oscar the Grouch's trash-mouthed sister. Get it together you freak show!
-
LollipopLover
15 years ago
Ok I've got one for you.. What did the banana say to the vibrator?? I don't know what you're shaking for ....... She's gunna EAT me!!
-
RHP User
15 years ago
What do you call two nuts on a wing,,,,,, wing nuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest,,,,,,, chest nuts What do you call two nuts on a chin,,,,,,, deep throat Why can't females count to 70,,,, because 69's a mouthfull What do you call a blonde with a dollar coin on her head,,,, all you can eat for dollar THIS JOKE IS FOR THE GUYS There's a black rooster sitting on a fence,and there's a white cat sitting on the ground looking up at the black rooster. How many eyes does the rooster have ???????? How many wings does the rooster have ??????? How many legs does he rooster have ??????? And how many becks does the rooster have ??????? Now the white cat sitting on the ground looking up at the black rooster How many teeth does the cat have ????????? don't no you say Well it just goe's to show you know more about black cock than you do about white pussy,,, hah ha a haah
-
RHP User
15 years ago
Here is my contributions.... Did you hear about the blind skunk?..... He married a fart... What is the definition of a fact?.... It's the spot between the muck hole and the fuck hole and if you miss you are in the shit and that's a fact !!!!! Why do they call special light beer sex by the sea?.... because it is fucking near water.... What is the definition of a vegetarian?.... Lousy hunter!!.... I could go on.... but I don't want to get into trouble Cheers Lady....
-
RHP User
15 years ago
If animals aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat? AND If humans aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat? LOL
-
RHP User
15 years ago
what do u get if you have a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball in the other...a frikken huge moth...what do you call a cool terrorist?da bomb
-
RHP User
15 years ago
A lady walks into a store and asks the attendant ' how come this little handbag costs so much ????????? The attendant replies 'it is made of foreskin madaam, if you lick it , it turns into a suitcase !!!! I went to a muslim bday party recently , it was the quickest game of pass the parcel i have ever seen
-
RHP User
15 years ago
what do u call a deer with no eyes?no eye deerwhat do u call a deer with no legs or no eyes?still no i deerwhat do u call a deer with no legs eyes or genitals?still no fucking eye deer
-
RHP User
15 years ago
Massive explosion in da pants , Ka-BOOM!!!! So young , So hot , the guys can't hang on for long can they? :)
-
RHP User
15 years ago
Two eggs on there honeymoon night..Female has ner nEGGlegie on jumps into bed. Male comes out with a helmet on his head. Female egg says "honey why do you have a helmet on" and he turnsaround and says.."Cause the last time I was hard some bastard hit me over the head with a spoon!!!" BOOM TISH!!!!!! ( I secretly love that joke...)
-
RHP User
15 years ago
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and your donkey bites off my chickens feet.What do you have?Two feet of my cock in your ass.A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken is looking miserable. The egg is looking proud of itself, sitting back smoking a cigarette.The Chicken turns to the egg and screams"Well I guess we answered that question".
-
RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'butterflybabe90' what do u call a deer with no eyes?no eye deerwhat do u call a deer with no legs or no eyes?still no i deerwhat do u call a deer with no legs eyes or genitals?still no fucking eye deer Seriously??? lolFrankly i expected better butterfly.
-
RHP User
15 years ago
There was a young fellow named Charteris Put his hand where his young brides garter is She said 'I dont mind, Up higher you will find The place where my pisser and farter is' There was a young man named dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave said he 'I admit, She does smell a bit But look at the money i save There once was a lady from Arden Who sucked off a man in the garden He said, 'My dear Flo, Where did all that go??' And she said -I beg pardon There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a mates wife, so he borrowed her When they got into bed He cried,' God strike me dead! That aint a cunt- its a corridor!
Boards
-
Hot Topics
Topics: 15123 Comments: 88157
-
Girls Ask
Topics: 1417 Comments: 10229
-
Guys Ask
Topics: 2521 Comments: 11673
-
Couples' Corner
Topics: 2506 Comments: 9759
-
Swingers Lifestyle
Topics: 1008 Comments: 5263
-
Fetish & Fantasy
Topics: 1303 Comments: 5776
-
Hot Travel
Topics: 782 Comments: 1988
-
LGBT
Topics: 170 Comments: 867
Forum help
-
Something related with that
-
Going somewhere & want to hook up?
-
Hasn't that topic been posted before?
RHP's popular dating tool
-
Where the heck did that topic go?
Discover what RHP is doing offline
-
RHP member's RL secrets
reply
like
Share