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Grab a Granny - Cougar - Whatever

February 15 2010

The disturbing trend of granny grabbing, aka cougar hunting took a nasty turn in the Whitsundays this weekend. Reports indicate a 60yr old was swimming near Dent Island in the Whitsundays when she was grabbed on the buttocks by a much younger reef shark. Onlookers were shocked - "There were quite a few hot young back-packers from Airlie Beach also in the water" said one, "but it would appear this shark had seen the first episode of "Cougar Town" and was looking for someone more experienced". Things turned nasty when the shark also had a grope of the cougars leg, without so much as buying her a drink, or offering her some seaweed. The cougar exploded into a rage and punched the shark repeatedly in the nose. A crack commando squad has been despatched to Airlie Beach to track down and satisfy the young back-packers, coming from as far as Melbourne, Sydney and Buderim - they are expected to arrive in time for happy hour at Club Crocodile. Reuters AP

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RHP User

16 years ago

Shall I at least wear a thong... or do you really want me to go commando? Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

unit of lawn mowers,re; Jeans mowingahahahahahahahahahaEarl

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16 years ago

Cougars, sharks, whats the world coming to. RIP disco

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16 years ago

She was a pretty hot granny! they reckon she was in her 50s but you looked pretty damn good! lovebittenxoxoxo

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16 years ago

They wouldve been in their late twenties...one said...oh yeah he scored himself a GILF...a what? said his mate?.... a grandma Id love to F*&k.... It took every ounce of restraint to refrain from turning around and hurling over all three of them...

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16 years ago

What's wrong about that Lippy? My lil brother is a grandfather. HUgs Stalky

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