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Good rules for life that may not translate to your sex life
February 26 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Never eat anything thats on fire. . Realise you only have a certain amount of birthdays left, so make them good ones. . Avoid people who claim to know the answer. . Seek the company of those still trying to understand the question. That little voice in your head is possibly not really you but it's hard to ignore. . Artificial inteligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Like:- l * dont piss into the wind * dont eat the yellow snow * If you meet an enemy for a fight after travelling one thousand miles, make sure it is him who has walked the thousand miles l/ that sort of thing
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RHP User
15 years ago
I meant rules that are good rules for life but you disregard them when it comes to sex.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Good things come in little packages Everything in moderation
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RHP User
15 years ago
Play well with others, if not play by yourself. . Be ready to give a sexual favor, be happy you are generous. . Wallow in 'The Wet Spot', it aint that bad. . Sleep with someone you like, marry someone you like. . Someone may have a great personality, but you don't have sex with a personality. . Stay on Topic! (if possible)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Okay, can I play?|- There's no reason for a female over age 12 to wear a bow in her hair. - You only use 10% of your brain.- Hair grows back thicker and darker after you shave it.- You have the right to remain silent.- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.|Little Red Riding Hood ran away from the wolf that was going to eat her... | ...but not in my version of the story.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Boy does this one cross the line of "too wrong"... | - You have to eat everything that's green whether you like it or not. | Yuck! | There...now I'm done.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Never play with your food....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I meant rules that are good rules for life but you disregard them when it comes to sex. PMSL you already said the best one, when it comes to disregarding rules for sex..... never eat anything bigger than your head.... but here's my go..... Always wear clean undies when having fun on the bus.......no wait..thats if you get hit by one damn!!!! Don't run with scissors.......not sure why we would anyway Crusts make your hair curly..........the fortune we now pay on straighteners !! bloody crusts!! Be careful the wind doesn't change........gawd would hate to be stuck permanently with my gasm face.....pmsl Oh and my personal fav.......which is very often overlooked in sex Dont start what you can't finish
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RHP User
15 years ago
dont stick ur fingers in a hole, unless u know what's living in there
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983'dont stick ur fingers in a hole, unless u know what's living in there I know...who ever listens to that one?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hello. I have just stuck my tongue up his arse!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dont put that in your mouth, you never know where its been !!!! . . yeah but I know where its going
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RHP User
15 years ago
"How many times have I told you....quit playing with your dick!" | Sorry, mom...that one was crap!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Spare the rod and spoil the child Too many cooks spoil the broth
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RHP User
15 years ago
The early bird always gets the worm! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Whatever hits the fan - will not be evenly distributed. . If the shoe fits - buy it in every colour. . Stop explaining ineffectiveness - it only persists. . Planting Parsley makes you pregnant. . It's not how big it is - it's how far it can spit. . In arguements - please no name calling.
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