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Going Out With A BANG!
September 17 2016
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'd loved to be rolled into an active volcano. But really I'd love a mushroom shroud and buried naturally where I spent my childhood as far into the bushland as I could. Less concerned about the service. Though there are a few songs I'd love played but apart from that whatever the family wanted.
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
In my best dress And spread in the water af my fav surf spot. Dunno what my dad would think. Died 9 years agoish, still in the urn at my brothers house. Mum died last year. Guess what....yeah still in the urn at my brothers house. My mums wish not to be spread anywhere near my dads. Gawd. Hope bro hasnt sat them together on the mantlepiece........
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Seachange73
9 years ago
Sit on an urn. Hmm depends. Is it Mr or Mrs Urn you referring to? 😁
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
If i go before my brother, good chance I'll end up on the mantlepice. Family reunion
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RHP User
9 years ago
to have all the meaty bits and organs given to any science or swap shop that can use them.. feed the rest to a dog or cattery..THEN.. give my skeletal remains to my mate... I reckon he could have a lot of fun with it...
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RHP User
9 years ago
burn me, put me in a tiny little bags like they have at weddings for the guests, throw the party of all parties, swingers party of course, then give them a little bag so they can take a part of me home with them haha oh and out of respect for the deceased, no-one over the age of 35
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MissBishere
9 years ago
After just attending a much loved uncles catholic funeral service on Friday it has reinforced my wish for nothing more than a big party. Donate my body, if they don't want it burn it. No service required. Have a party, tell terrible stories and drink lots of alcohol.
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RHP User
9 years ago
my ex used to mock my wish to donate my parts, act out someone holding a phone and saying "yeah mate, I need a 63 model *insert body part* with not too many miles on it" - the adage being my body had taken a battering in it's life and the parts would be no good this many years on, I doubt there's much of any use but they can take whatever they like. I'm down as an organ donor, just the organs have had a good life
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RHP User
9 years ago
A childhood friend passed last year and she wanted everyone who attended her funeral to wear pj's. It was great, so I intend to steal the concept. My favorite colours are green and orange....ha that would make for some interesting get ups. I also want to be cremated after any usable organs are donated ( they definately won't want my liver). Only song I want is"Leave out all the rest" by Lincoln Park When my time comes Forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed And don't resent me And when you're feeling empty Keep me in your memory Leave out all the rest Leave out all the rest Others can choose what other songs are played...but no soppy slow stuff!! A big party afterwards, though the size of the party would depend on how many showed up to the funeral....lol...maybe I'm such an asshole noone will show. As for my ashes, I dont want them kept, I find that a tad creepy...I dont particularly care where they are spread. Any picturesque river would be fine. No - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Then I like the idea of being put in one of those bio-pods that you plant a tree in. As to the service, that's not for the dead person, it's for those who remain. They can do whatever works for them.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I don't really care.I don't have many friends,not much family,only my daughter so I will leave it up to her..scatter my ashes under a tree at the beach near my house Q
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madotara69
9 years ago
have the flux capacitor nutted out, our space ship will be ready for take off, 69 songs and many more with a wicked valve amp for clarity most importantly, chocolate space food sticks and baked cheese cake, bottled liqueur's, Tea for the mornings and vegemite toast, soft cushions covering the walls, sexually explicit sexual aids, strawberries and grapes, a cherry too. You see, we ain't gonna fade away, we're going all the way to the very end, living on the edge crash and burn, carry on hand in hand as our spirits explore the cosmos in awe. "Set The Controls To The Heart Of The Sun" 'Pink Floyd' Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
light hearted subject for a sunday arvo Soft ;) umm created , I'm an organ donor so if that's possible do that. Other than that I don't mind.. but scatter me somewhere prob in the water as thats where i feel most at home. I feel like having a grave forces people to come visit me and feel guilty when they don't / move on with life . My dad is in an urn waiting for my mum to be added one day (hopefully not any time soon)
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RHP User
9 years ago
I want my ashes fired out of a cannon with a fireworks display in the background to the sound of Tom waits' "chocolate jesus" .....A bit like Hunter did.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Now that I am gone think of this Remember I am still here In the breeze that strokes Your cheek softly I am here in the leaves and Flowers blooming in the Garden,while you think Of me how can I be dead Q
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'PoisonIV' light hearted subject for a sunday arvo Soft ;) IV, can I borrow your time travelling device some time? :) I don't really worry because I'll be dead so I won't know, I could be used as a hat rack for all I'll know. I'm happy for everything to go to science, with the UK mad cow thing in the late 80's I can't donate them for transplant, but I'm not sure what the rules are for donation to brain labs which really are grateful to get good brains for the work they do.
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RHP User
9 years ago
That's very true. My mum didn't want a funeral. She didn't want people sitting there during a service while her body lay there in a coffin. Her view was it wouldn't be her anymore just "filthy skin bag" - check out Buddhism for that one ;) I was happy not to have anything but we had a memorial service for her due to lots of relatives feeling the need for one. On the day I saw the funeral director next door and picked up her ashes in the plastic lunchbox and she sat next to me the whole service. Cumplaytime - I played a Linkin Park song for my mum's service at the end: "Shadow of the Day" and for the start Bernard's Fanning's Watch Over Me acoustic version. She liked modern music. I'm an organ donor also and they can take whatever they can use. I liked the idea of everyone getting together, music blasting, my ashes taking off in fireworks to provide some entertainment, and then everyone just having a great time, mingling, sharing stories and celebrating. I've never liked the idea of my life being "celebrated" with everyone just sitting in rows, listening to loved ones choke through some stories, curtain closing, and then tea and coffee being served. I think it's lovely for some but not for me. PoisonIV - hahaha don't get too excited about tomorrow it hasn't arrived yet 😉
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RHP User
9 years ago
I really think death is the end and don't care what happens to me. I'm a happy organ donor but have my doubts as to whether any of my bits will be useful. And I really don't care what happens to my body and I'm happy for my family to do what ever they deem appropriate. ( bury me, cremate me, feed me to the yabbies, put me on the compost heap, etc.) I do hope people think well enough of me to have a rollicking good party and tell exaggerated outrageous stories about me.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'PoisonIV' light hearted subject for a sunday arvo Soft ;) IV, can I borrow your time travelling device some time? :) sad part is it took me a few to figure out what you were talking about.
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RHP User
9 years ago
After my useable bits and pieces have been harvested, I'd prefer cremation please. The only funeral I remember attending was my fathers, and I think they're a terrible waste of resources.And as for the ashes...definitely not in an urn or similar, that's all. The thought of being scattered somewhere poetically romantic( whatever that means.. ) will please me while I'm still here.Like a snowy, alpine hill slope perhaps, or a gently burbling stream or the lush, green rainforests of north Queensland...home...would be even better. Yeah, I like that idea. With a lone Cassowary parent and his chicks pooing on my remains or scratching them into a pile for a new nest. It's nice to imagine that, even in death, I will be useful to someone/something.
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RHP User
9 years ago
hey i would like all major organs donated because id like to help someone else out and then therest of my body cromated and spead out at bathurst - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
...I am no longer romantic about things like having the ceremony somewhere scenic or my ashes scattered...some poor bastard's gotta organise that....so, a simple ceremony wherever is the most convenient, basic venue. My remains will head off to the crematorium while, presuming my executors are the people I've nominated, those in attendance will repair to the nearest Pub to have a drink or 20 on me.
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RHP User
9 years ago
To science... OR From watching too many action movies, send me over a big cliff in a car that explodes in mid-air :) That's going out with a BANG!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Donate anything that is viable and then cremation. A get together wherever suits my executors, drinks at a pub and later have my ashes scattered in the ocean - any ocean. - Posted from rhpmobile
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
I'd Like to donate what ever organs that I can ,and the rest cremated, it's not done in Australia ,but have known a company overseas, that will get the ashes and combine them with a firework mortar,so then up you go and and boom in a pretty display of colour ,while Your freinds stand around and have a party and celebrate ,way cool ,but not in Australia Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
9 years ago
Just make sure Im really dead first. I'd hate to frighten the beegeesus out of everyone.
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Sawadee
9 years ago
Mum left us 4 years ago. Before she passed , we asked her which way she perfered , burial or cremation. Her reply was " I don't give a bugger " obviously not a very religious woman but that's just the way she was .. less fuss the better. After a year of sitting in a urn , I suggested to my sister we scatter mums ashes on a well known football ground . Why ? Because that stadium was only 2 streets away from where she was bought up. She played nearly all her sport and raised us there. It was the home ground of the footy team she strongly supported even years before I became a part of that same team. So on a bright sunny perfect February day in 2013 family and friends gathered to scatter her ashes in the centre of the ground and there she rests...
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Nice.
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RHP User
9 years ago
... - Posted from rhpmobile
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Grouse33
9 years ago
Oh, when I die, bury me In my high top Stetson hat; Put a twenty-dollar gold piece on my watch chain So all the boys'll know I died standin' pat. I want six crap shooters for pall bearers. I want a chorus girl to sing me a song. I want a jazz band on my hearse wagon to raise hell as we roll along. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I was a little surprised as she was the one who brought it up. She knows how much I love my ute and how much her step dad and my sisters always prefer to do "what appears right". She remembered I had once said, a couple of years ago, if I still have a ute when it happens, I'd like to be taken to my grave in my ute and my family told me it couldn't be done because it just wasn't right. She told me she and her brother would make sure this wish would be fulfilled. That idea may sound a little odd to many, but I'm not exactly the type to be a good girl and just do what others may think is the right thing if it's not something that will hurt or harm others. I guess anything else where this is concerned, as long as it reflects how my loved ones have seen me and any impact I may have made on them, I'm all good with it.
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RHP User
9 years ago
And scattering to return to the Earth where I came from. Some interesting trivia is that certified diamonds can be made from hair or ashes. They extract the carbon to create the diamond. Peachy :-)
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RHP User
9 years ago
They were found with a book on their lap called, Oh, Bury Me Not. Cremated they were. Peachy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'WiccaWitch' I was a little surprised as she was the one who brought it up. She knows how much I love my ute and how much her step dad and my sisters always prefer to do "what appears right". She remembered I had once said, a couple of years ago, if I still have a ute when it happens, I'd like to be taken to my grave in my ute and my family told me it couldn't be done because it just wasn't right. She told me she and her brother would make sure this wish would be fulfilled. That idea may sound a little odd to many, but I'm not exactly the type to be a good girl and just do what others may think is the right thing if it's not something that will hurt or harm others. I guess anything else where this is concerned, as long as it reflects how my loved ones have seen me and any impact I may have made on them, I'm all good with it. of a song titled 'Willy the Wimp' performed by Stevie Ray Vaughn... Willie the Wimp was buried today They laid him to rest in a special way Sent him off in the finest style That casket-mobile really drove 'em wild Southside Chicago will think of him often Talking about Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin That casket, it looked like a fine Seville He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille Willie was propped up in the driver's seat He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet Fine red suit had the whole town talking Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin In his Cadillac to Heaven he was waving the banner He left like he lived, in a lively manner With hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight He had flowers for wheels and flashing headlights He been wishing for wings, no way he was walking Talking about Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp, Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp, Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp, Cadillac coffin Songwriters: Bill Carter / Ruth Ellsworth-Carter
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RHP User
9 years ago
Recently i heard about and researched an idea called bios urn In a nutshell( 😉😉haha im hilarious) you are cremated and placed underneath the seed your favorite tree in a fully biodegradable potplant i dont mind the idea Thoughts?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Tarajords86' Recently i heard about and researched an idea called bios urn In a nutshell( 😉😉haha im hilarious) you are cremated and placed underneath the seed your favorite tree in a fully biodegradable potplant i dont mind the idea Thoughts?? - Posted from rhpmobile You could get your ashes planted with Cannabis Sativa. The harvested buds could be rolled in a big spliff to be passed around a later memorial service. You'd be "double smoked" !
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RHP User
9 years ago
Only possible reason i can see for someone i don't know or care about to be so rude would be the because i somehow did not see this exact idea mentioned on pg one Going out on a limb and suggesting you probably didn't see it either Sad it seems lately that 9 out of 10 times i stumble upon these conundrums its because someone decided to stop licking windows for long enough to attempt a career change because all their mates think them to be a fu#@ing riot Stick to licking those windows buddy 💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Keen for a bang myself - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Wow... Really?! You guys are way sentimental. I don't care... Chuck me in a hole... I'm Dead. Hopefully you have epic memories. Mrs A xx - Posted from rhpmobile
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b_dog64
9 years ago
Yes being fucked to death would be the only way to go.. Always wanted my ashes to be keep in a urn on a shelf, so when the grand kids knock it over and spill my ashes they can vacuum me up and put me back into the urn...
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Tarajords86' Only possible reason i can see for someone i don't know or care about to be so rude would be the because i somehow did not see this exact idea mentioned on pg one Going out on a limb and suggesting you probably didn't see it either Sad it seems lately that 9 out of 10 times i stumble upon these conundrums its because someone decided to stop licking windows for long enough to attempt a career change because all their mates think them to be a fu#@ing riot Stick to licking those windows buddy 💋 - Posted from rhpmobile Rude? My humour may not be to you liking, but I didn't (and still don't) think it rude. Called "dark", or even "black" humour, it is employed by many in response to morbid topics. If you reread the OP, you might detect a note of that tone... Like it or lump it, I simply used a pun in developing the biopod idea a step further. (Much like your own re: "Going out on a limb"). Those streaks appear to be on your side of the pane! They say nine out of ten men who've tried Camel prefer to smoke Yokohamas. Buckle Up.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Fill my holes with C4 and detonate me in a mosque - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'biandshameless' Fill my holes with C4 and detonate me in a mosque couldn't you have warned me so I could prepared my popcorn in advance before you posted this?
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MissBishere
9 years ago
This threads about to go bang 💥.... shove over S_ and share your popcorn 🍿
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RHP User
9 years ago
I think we all r talking about the body , the body is like changing clothes and the conciousnes lies beyond the body , immortal , like thought !!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Would like to be placed on a whicker raft, pushed out to sea then everyone shoots flamed lit bows at the raft & then when burnt my ashes will naturally be scattered into the sea or the four winds. If that's not possible there are four places around New Zealand I would like to be scattered. Also anything salvageable can be donated to science. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Being a funeral director myself and reading these responses, I find some very interesting and some pretty funny. The things people do surprise me sometimes. - Posted from rhpmobile
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