M42
Goats
December 14 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
All is quiet in the paddock today
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RHP User
12 years ago
...as my kids will tell you, but no goats for me :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's when you get super glue and glue the door locks on the passages side and boot lock and windscreen wipers down and what ever you can think about. Oh did I just say that. Or you get a mate to park them in. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm more likely to have a cow.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yesterday's migraine came back and I'm out of meds. I was debating whether to lie in bed in agony, or brave the rain and find chemist while wearing my darkest sunglasses..However the Holy Cow seems to be smiling down on me, and I'm starting to feel a better by myself. My dilemma became a "Moo" point, if you will..
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QLDtwo4fun
12 years ago
I know by now I should realize that when their lips are moving the are lying, but I still get annoyed. Yesterday we went on a charity toy run in Brisbane. The police minister turned up and tried to claim the gathering showed support for anti association laws - that wasn't the reason poeple were there at all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Times like this you need to be driving either an Audi, or BMW. These two cars if you press and hold the unlock button on the remote, after about 5 seconds the windows wind down. This makes it easy to climb in the window.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
12 years ago
Is when "couples" message us through RHP asking us to open our PG's and then tell us to get lost and block us, after we ask them to verify that they are indeed a couple. Just the audacity of it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is a vanilla couple asked us out for tea last night and all the female half did was whinge she whinged about the music ( rest of us liked it) , whinged about the meal , whinged about every other girl who walked in was wearing as in she is to fat to wear that she is to old to wear that , basically whinged that everything is everyone else's fault but hers So we got home at 10 pm from what should have been a good night but was a shocker - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
what old woman doesn't love a horny ol'goat...as long as the defribilllator is handy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Welcome home!
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
When my profile clearly says in looking for - unattached men, do married/attached guys still send me messages???? One guy the other day, was quite taken back when I asked him did you read my profile? Of course he answered, then what part of unattached don't you understand I said to him. Well no need to be like that was his response and a few choice words..so I think I need to work on my profile a bit maybe...ok finished now, thank you....lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
People that snort their snot so that the whole office can hear it. Absolutely gross. I wouldn't think it's unreasonable to say that those people should be put to death.
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RHP User
12 years ago
People this is the first time im hearung of this "goat" thing. I can tell you I'll be having a goat on the spit on Christmas Day:) yuuuumm. Now, from what I can tell going by your answers...my goat would be ppl on the train or bus, early in the morning blasting their music for all to hear. Then the wannabe gangsta school kids who bring a boom box or their laptop to play it out loud. No I don't want to hear your dub step or your pantera or your tupac at 7am or even at 6pm - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Can you survive a migraine with no meds? I had that happen when I was in Melbourne last time for work and forgot my meds, woke up at 1am with a full blown migraine....spent a lovely 6 hours in the emergency of st Vincent's :) hope you are ok now.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'tulips4u' ...as my kids will tell you, but no goats for me :P - Posted from rhpmobile If you had instant posting, it wouldn't seem like I was copying you.
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Am sick of profiles that have no information not even the basics................I don't expect a novel but really come on! At least answer the damn questions, they are multiple choice.
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RHP User
12 years ago
And those multiple choice thingys are just too bloody hard !! Hp xo 💌 Because you're with it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
cure for a headache..sniff camphor...but don't snort moth balls,they are far too small
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MissBishere
12 years ago
That really really gets my goat.....sending the flirt "Damn, you sure are hot, what do you think of me" or " I think you're hot, what do you think of me". And you don't have a photo! Like really, WTF is up with that?
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Yes this gets to me too..... 💋
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' That really really gets my goat.....sending the flirt "Damn, you sure are hot, what do you think of me" or " I think you're hot, what do you think of me". And you don't have a photo! Like really, WTF is up with that? Gets sent automatically when someone rates you "Hot". The men probably don't even know it got sent, so I just delete them..My profile clearly says No married or attached men, but I just got another message from a guy with "Ask me" for his relationship status.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Messages titled "Hi"..I just made the following template reply for those occasions:.Glad you liked my pictures, but....It seems you didn't read my profile..It says:To show me you’ve read my profile, please name one of my "Turn ons" in your email heading. I will always reply, though messages titled "Hi", will receive an automatic "No thanks". So... No thanks, and all the bestM.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just at the moment, because it happened again this morning.... Guys who either: a) Ask to see your private pics even after you've told them you're not interested ("aww that's a shame hun...can I have a perve on your private pics anyway?") b) Guys who send a pointless initial message and ask to see your private pics ("hey, just wanted to tell you that you're really hot, can I see your private pics?") In both cases they're only asking because they obviously think that I have a gallery full of raunchy nude shots, when in fact I have one private photo in which I'm wearing more than I am in my public gallery.
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
I've read it and I must say great profile Mesmerised..... 💋
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RHP User
12 years ago
Luckdragon, maybe you should put up a pic of you in a burka in pg 2 ? 😄😄😄 Hey, can see your pg ? 😎 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Here on the Sunshine Coast, we have a facebook page dedicated to crap parkers where you can take photos of abysmal parking jobs and publicly humiliate the driver on the internet. It's the best thing ever! I know so many people who re-park their cars so they don't end up on the site LOL.
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MissBishere
12 years ago
Quoting 'Highpriority' And those multiple choice thingys are just too bloody hard !! Hp xo 💌 Because you're with it... - Posted from rhpmobile well I say if they cant fill them out then that shows no attention to detail and they will not be allowed anywhere near my body cause they are obviously going to just brush over everything and not delve deep enough to make it worthwhile.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Today, it's being female and having bloody hormones!!
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Love the way you think.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sometimes best kept as pets... and put out to pasture. I could bleat and low all I like about work and such but it is all a moooot point. Did receive a message from a random lady a few days ago (must have been a blue moon followed by the sun rising in the west) and went to look at her profile and got the "Come back later" whitewash.... what's up with that?... worse than having the generic template info and the "Ask Me" in a way... tease! SG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lovinit28' I've read it and I must say great profile Mesmerised..... 💋 And right back atcha! .Amicus, are you a man who likes to stare at goats?
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Meeks I'm making all my Christmas goodies next weekend. Will bring you some rumballs and other choice bits......my goat is that I'm horny and can't get no satisfaction. I'm going to give myself a plug, lol no not a butt plug. Need you guys and girls to get over to Anateur Pix and vote on my oic set so I can win enough $ to put on the bar Saturday night to shout a round......please leave a comment and stroke my already over-inflated ego. Cheers, Fat Head!! Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Please forgive forums posters as they know not what they do. After all the posts I've read, condemning labels and stereotypes, I am truly concerned at the negative connotations posted about these wonderful animals. Shame, shame, shame
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RHP User
12 years ago
Will get back to you on that one Lady Mes... (trots off the the DVD store...) SG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Were a band in Melbourne in the mid/late 80's... Does anyone know them ? I never got around to seeing them... Lovin it and missb, hp loves delving as deep as he is physically and mentally able... True... Mental depth is a struggle... 😋 Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
An awesome little pub in the CBD called Spooning Goats. They do the best mulled wine.
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Horny goat weed anyone? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
I've read your's too, and I quite like it....
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Called the Giddy Goat..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
ytube fainting goats. Very funny stuff. When these goats are startled, they faint and fall over. No animals were hurt, it's a natural reaction.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey Indy, feel like a yodel? Mes, I am genetically predisposed to mulled wine, will join you anytime at Spooning Goats. Mulled wine with Mes. It has a ring to it, like an ABC Radio talkback show. Now there's an idea! 😃
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RHP User
12 years ago
...SHEEP Because everyone knows SHEEP GO TO HEAVEN, GOATS GO TO HELL! Search youtube for Cake's song
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' ytube fainting goats. Very funny stuff. When these goats are startled, they faint and fall over. No animals were hurt, it's a natural reaction. So funny!!My girlfriend use to say that's what I was like when I'd had too much to drink!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Good on ya cause its these guys that screw it up for us guys here that are honest :) L2LU
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RHP User
12 years ago
People (as both sexes are just as bad) who drive on the right (fast and over taking lane) on or just below the speed limit (especially on the freeway) and when there are at least the left and/ or the middle lane to do so. So when possible, got around them safely only to see a cop car in the city exit to be blocking 2 lanes or the possible 4 available and stand on the side of the road. What was wrong with blobking one lane I ask? Dont even get me started on trucks or larger trucks that think they should have a little drag race and hold up the whole world when they should be clearly be using the middle or left lanes.... Guess its a carriages pissing contest.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Unrushed1' Mulled wine with Mes. It has a ring to it, like an ABC Radio talkback show. Now there's an idea! 😃 You've GOAT to be KIDDING me. That was BAAAAAD.
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RHP User
12 years ago
When the neighbour's dog barks, then the neighbour yells at their dog, then the dog barks at the neighbour, then the neighbour yells at their dog louder, so the dog barks at the neighbour louder. On repeat every 30mins. Seriously, who argues with their dog?
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RHP User
12 years ago
@Mes, what have you got to lose? If it all goes pear shaped, you can use me as a scapegoat?!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol.... Is the right lane reserved for people who want to go over the speed limit?? Secondly, the trucks issue....owing to the nature of tyres not being exactly the same, you can have two trucks limited to 100, as per their ECM but still be going two different speeds. Patience is a virtue.....your agenda like many other people's on the road isn't the only out there. I see so many people that are clearly running late due to their own shortcomings, and then try to make that time up.......two words of advice......YOU CAN'T. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
two baby goats, bottle feeding them. They were really are cute. The Alpacas loved them too. Grown up goats on the other hand are a pain in the arse. They break fences and escape at every opportunity. And those horns! Fuck me but they hurt when they jab them into your leg. So, goats get my goat.
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RHP User
12 years ago
those funny little beards
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RHP User
12 years ago
Better not to arrive dead on time
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RHP User
12 years ago
Stubborn bastards... but those three Billy Goats Gruff sure knew how to put that troll in his place!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' The first one Quoting 'Missb72' That really really gets my goat.....sending the flirt "Damn, you sure are hot, what do you think of me" or " I think you're hot, what do you think of me". And you don't have a photo! Like really, WTF is up with that? Gets sent automatically when someone rates you "Hot". The men probably don't even know it got sent, so I just delete them.. Dat der box is only ticked autonatically on women's profiles 'n' dat's a fuct. Why people would bother to send the 'damn I think you're hot' flirt if they don't have pics boggles my mind.Maybe it's a slip of the finger...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Like suckmeoffhard and licktilucum and others with specific sexual references get me annoyed. I would prefer not to have a goat because as paint-me said, they are destructive. Sometimes they ring bark trees . . . . hahaha I can't help what I'm thinking now
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avidmale
12 years ago
In the chatrooms.. People who have multiple instances of themselves logged in. Making the list masssssive.. Actually really pissing me off. Serial offenders. Gingeramma, Lucky7Bar
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