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June 01 2011

hot on the heels of the "guys profile thread" and how they all "stretch the truth some" heres a funny but sadly often true break down of Girls profiles for you newbies to online dating DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S DATING PROFILE40ish……………………………….............. - 49Adventurous……………………………….. - Slept with everyoneAthletic……………………………….......... - No titsAverage looking …………………………… - Ugly Average build …………………………… - 14-16Beautiful………………………………........ - Pathological liarContagious smile.......……………………... - Does a lot of pillsEmotionally secure…………………………. - On medicationFeminist ………………………………......... - FatFree Spirit………………………………....... - JunkieFriendship first …………………………….. - Little chance of romanceFun……………………………….................. - AnnoyingNew Age……………………………….......... - Forward lookingOpen Minded ……………………………….. - DesperateOutgoing personality ……………………….. - Loud and embarrassingPassionate ………………………………....... - Sloppy drunkProfessional ……………………………….... - Bitchy (even worse from sydney)Voluptuous………………………………........ - Very fatLarge frame ………………………………...... - Hugely fatWants a soul mate ……………………………- Stalker

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RHP User

15 years ago

Beautiful………………………………........ - Pathological liar This one cracks us up big time

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RHP User

15 years ago

So by those standards i take it your partner has slept with everyone and you are a sloppy drunk lol

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RHP User

15 years ago

Does B cup mean no tits... lol sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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RHP User

15 years ago

Hahahahahahahha... We got a great laugh out of this post. Although, seems I (female) need to change some things in my bit - since 'Average' apparantly means 14-16. I'm a 10-12!~ Thanks for the giggle!

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RHP User

15 years ago

Thanks for the laugh. Some of that is very true!

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RHP User

15 years ago

I am not checking our profile aginst this list I am not checking our profile aginst this list I am not checking our profile aginst this list I am not checking our profile aginst this list I am not checking our profile aginst this list I am not checking our profile aginst this list :)

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nort4t

15 years ago

B Cups on a 5.1",slim frame is just fine

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RHP User

15 years ago

I needed that laugh! , Kisses Focus

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RHP User

15 years ago

Hurro darls ! So ...Mikle how's the veet? pmsl that was a cracker night ! huggies to Mikle sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxx ppsttt.. shall we keep everyone guessing? lol..

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RHP User

15 years ago

Mikle ..you don't remember the hair cream removal episode.. That was too funny !! lol sweetpetite41

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