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March 14 2011

Hey guys, So ive been trying to meet up with some girls for some girl on girl fun but why is it so damn difficult. Most of us single girls arent paying members so that rules that out and all the girls in couples dont want to play without their partners. See its not just the single guys who have issues.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    if you are ever in perth look us up!! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I remember looking at your profile and was going to send you a message cos i was looking for a single female tag-team partner for FFM but you were overseas. Maybe I'm not the only one who didn't know you were back in aus? xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Pay the god damn membership and stop whinging.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Are you ok with the other girl's partner just watching? Maybe this would give you more of a chance.. Good luck out there!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee'Pay the god damn membership and stop whinging. Though I agree with the sentiment... / I am a single girl looking for some one on one girl action AND am a paying member its really quite simple - we too have to compete in the meat market along with the single guys...our messages are also part of the million or so the single women get on here every day...though you do improve your chances by paying for membership - you are going to get nowhere being an unpaid member looking for girlie action. . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I've been looking for over 12 months... met one or two genuine lass's....been through the whole, "maybe it's my profile" self esteem thing and have concluded much along the same lines as Focusliason's earlier post.........that or maybe I am too fussy but I knows what I likes and I likes what I knows (oh dear, did I just quote Popeye?? ) Hotpippi XX

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Haha yeah Im back in Aus... woohoo!!!! And excuse me, Im a full time student studying vet science, most days im at Uni for 12 hrs a day then there is between 3 - 5 hours of homework... So Im not working right now and cant afford the membership... So who the hell do u think u are???? Sorry Im not 48 and possibly well established in my career... jesus... get off your high horse.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'kate_08' Haha yeah Im back in Aus... woohoo!!!! And excuse me, Im a full time student studying vet science, most days im at Uni for 12 hrs a day then there is between 3 - 5 hours of homework... So Im not working right now and cant afford the membership... So who the hell do u think u are???? Sorry Im not 48 and possibly well established in my career... jesus... get off your high horse. I am also a single parent with three kids, full time uni student and left my partner 4 years ago with NOTHING but two suitcases of clothes, the cat and athe child. Get off your high horse and dont make assumptions.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I probably get more than you...after all...I am not the one whinging about getting no action

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    If we're finished with the catfight now... In addition to your guest membership on RHP - and you never know - maybe you need to look elsewhere as well? I'm not a woman, much less a bi/lesbian one, so I don't know the sorts of places I'd look. Are there other girl/girl personals about? Maybe try your luck at a bar where likeminded women hang out? Good luck!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Vet science. So, UQ? Feel free not to answer that, but if you're looking for women who are looking for women, look no further...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Read my post again, did u forget your glasses???.... I said I wanted FEMALES... I get enough attention from the guys.... Didnt u learn that if u dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all..... You made assumptions first crazy old lady...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Okay so I am at times a "gentleman tart" but there is always a solution to everything? | Here's the deal...open your galleries for me and if you promise that I get pics and/or movies I will pay the membership for you for a month. No strings...Sarah will tell you I am totally trustworthy, a genuine boy scout. | After that you will probably need a membership on here like I need to go eat the entire chocolat mud cake waiting in the kitchen. | Oh too...absolutely no strings attached but I have been known to beg, grovel and make a royal ass of myself to get a shot a gorgeous young lady. Gratuitious sex is never refused...just not expected! | Sarah...if this works I hope you will consider me for the M in the MFF please, please, ohhh please!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Haha yeah Halo my campus is rural so there are alot of sexy ass chicks walking around, there is 1 that im super attracted to but shes in a higher role than me so kinda out of my league :( But considering I get the urge to jump on her everything we are together I might have to take that chance lol....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' I am also a single parent with three kids, full time uni student and left my partner 4 years ago with NOTHING but two suitcases of clothes, the cat and athe child. Get off your high horse and dont make assumptions. Don't you hate when two words roll into one another when you're typing fast and trying to outdo someones hard luck story..You 'athe child'? Were you saying you ATE THE CHILD?? Wow! To get back at your partner? Did it taste like pork? So you had 4 kids? How did you decide which one to eat? The lean one?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'fionabee' I am also a single parent with three kids, full time uni student and left my partner 4 years ago with NOTHING but two suitcases of clothes, the cat and athe child. Get off your high horse and dont make assumptions. Don't you hate when two words roll into one another when you're typing fast and trying to outdo someones hard luck story..You 'athe child'? Were you saying you ATE THE CHILD?? Wow! To get back at your partner? Did it taste like pork? So you had 4 kids? How did you decide which one to eat? The lean one? I chose the fat one...the look better on the spit roast...I actually left with one. The others do not belong to me...I just acquire strays. Mwa ha ha ha ha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Every 2nd day a new starts: Complaining about lack of action: Girls seeking girls. Guys seeking girls. Couples seeking girls. I have figured out why its hard to get one.......There is not enough of them that have not got partners PS agree you need a paid membership

  • Mr_MrsJones

    Mr_MrsJones

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee'Pay the god damn membership and stop whinging. Everyone else pays the membership so why shouldn't you?? Us stoopid people who pay up are subsidising you, and you are complaining about not being able to message??????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I think you will find that the word in question may be "ethos". | It has notihing to do with pubescent cannibalism although I admit that on a woman of legal age...I find that look almost overwhelming. The word is used frequently when trying to convince a child that a healthy diet will lead to a healthy mind and body.... | ...ethos carrots, they will help with your eyesight. | ...ethos pineapple chunks, they will make you taste better later. | Things we tell our children...or worse, say when we act like them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I think I have popcorn lodged in my throat!!!! Who wants to take a shot at dislodging it? ... I bet if I'd have bought the iPhone, I'd have been able to access the emoticons. This shit rivals Family Guy some days! ... ROFLMFAO, but in a dignified, ladylike manner :-D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You know the lyrics...so just sing along. | ♩♪♫♬♬♫♪♩ ...but please, keep it ♮. Those damn ♯♭... | ...sound a bit like a cat on the fence singing at the moon at night. | | ...but it's still rock-n-roll to me!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I gotta say.. when it comes to girl on girl action there's some I like... and some that is just plain boring. reow indeed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' Quoting 'fionabee' I am also a single parent with three kids, full time uni student and left my partner 4 years ago with NOTHING but two suitcases of clothes, the cat and athe child. Get off your high horse and dont make assumptions. Don't you hate when two words roll into one another when you're typing fast and trying to outdo someones hard luck story..You 'athe child'? Were you saying you ATE THE CHILD?? Wow! To get back at your partner? Did it taste like pork? So you had 4 kids? How did you decide which one to eat? The lean one? Besides she picked the youngest the rest of us wouldnt spit roast as well...lol . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Umm...sweetie??? Why did you pick on one post that mentions paying for membership when 2 others (and 1 of which is an instant poster) also said the same thing prior to your attack??? . It really is the only way to fix your problem...serial flirting gets you no where...Pippi is a paid memebr and 28...I am a paid member and 33 and are obviously having a little more luck than yourself but we both recognise we would have no luck if we were guests...so we pay up...while I understand your financial constraints some things are just easier when paid for. . Also with your 15-17 hrs of study a day...then factor in the occassional nap...eating...maintaining hygiene...housework and other day to day things when would you have time to play??? You say you dont have time to work...even a casual job??? Yet you want to spend quality time with another woman...I know I like to take my time - same as a casual shift at local restaurant/cafe/supermarket - whatever takes your fancy. Could the reason you are having so much difficulty finding someone to play with be your schedule??? You seem rather busy to me. . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'I think I have popcorn lodged in my throat!!!! Who wants to take a shot at dislodging it? ... We think you will find the answer to dislodging the popcorn in the recent thread titled "Swallowing Cum"PS No need to thank us glad to be of assistance. yawn.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard'I gotta say.. when it comes to girl on girl action there's some I like... and some that is just plain boring. reow indeed. Well Jean_Girard we were thinking of inviting you along for the show but after that comment, computer says NO. xx Meeks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Jean_Girard' I gotta say.. when it comes to girl on girl action there's some I like... and some that is just plain boring. reow indeed. I'll have your seat anytime!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Jean_Girard'I gotta say.. when it comes to girl on girl action there's some I like... and some that is just plain boring. reow indeed. Well Jean_Girard we were thinking of inviting you along for the show but after that comment, computer says NO. xx Meeks I can assure you that yours would fall into the type I like, and would be prepared to beg or perform some other degrading act to ensure my seat remained. I was referring to forum catfights.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Jean_Girard'I gotta say.. when it comes to girl on girl action there's some I like... and some that is just plain boring. reow indeed. Well Jean_Girard we were thinking of inviting you along for the show but after that comment, computer says NO. xx Meeks I'm in awfully fine company today ... Very pleased to see I'm not the only one missing his punchlines today . Meeks, I thought he'd make a fine towel boy for us all, have you seen what he does with a flag?? Oh, wow! Look what the cats dragged in *eyeroll* ... Kinda leaves an odd taste in my mouth unlike anything I've ever swallowed*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yes Flirty I have seen what he does with a flag - but I think you have missed the most important thing he just said then and I quote"and would be prepared to beg or perform some other degrading act to ensure my seat remained "Oooh I just lurve hearing those words out of a man's mouth don't you? God - now I am picturing a nice chalet somewhere in the moutains with you & I in a hot tub and JG standing beside the tub in an apron waiting on us. Ooh yeah!But I am wondering JG how far are you really prepared to go?? xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Yes Flirty I have seen what he does with a flag - but I think you have missed the most important thing he just said then and I quote"and would be prepared to beg or perform some other degrading act to ensure my seat remained "Oooh I just lurve hearing those words out of a man's mouth don't you? God - now I am picturing a nice chalet somewhere in the moutains with you & I in a hot tub and JG standing beside the tub in an apron waiting on us. Ooh yeah!But I am wondering JG how far are you really prepared to go?? xxMeeka I definitely did not miss this important point... hehehe... I draw your attention to your Inbox. The beauty of the timing that instant posting affords is at times poetic, the possibilities of a hot tub infinite. . PMSL.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well when I get something into my head I just want to do it. How about the snowy mountains that is kinda half way for everyone. Because now I want JG to be our house slave for a weekend! I mean he said he would do ANYTHING!!xxMeeksI will bring my strap on - Adolf. (LOL)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Oooh I just lurve hearing those words out of a man's mouth don't you? God - now I am picturing a nice chalet somewhere in the moutains with you & I in a hot tub and JG standing beside the tub in an apron waiting on us. Ooh yeah!But I am wondering JG how far are you really prepared to go?? xxMeeka I'm ready - just assure me that all I am wearing is an apron... and not for too long. Erm will a Margarita be ok madams? Or something more creamy... perhaps a Pina Colada? Now excuse me while I stretch my massage hands and oil them up.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well after having a giggle at the bitchfest between kate08 and fionabee.Must say having free guest membership and paying membership means nothing.You can't just expect partners to fall at your feet cause you pay for membership or even if you are on for free.Messaging people on here works for some and doesn't for others. If someone was meant to be with you it will happen. Is there really a need to whinge about not getting any on a swingers site? Sounds a bit moronic to me...N

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Do you cook as well? Oh and of course the apron is the only thing you will be wearing all weekend. Just can't wait to smack that arse as it walks by me on its way to the kitchen sink.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You know.... Girl on girl is starting to sound very exciting, especially if Jeanza's going to be there wearing nothing but an apron and a grin. :pHugsS Quoting 'Jean_Girard' I'm ready - just assure me that all I am wearing is an apron... and not for too long. Erm will a Margarita be ok madams? Or something more creamy... perhaps a Pina Colada? Now excuse me while I stretch my massage hands and oil them up.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Well when I get something into my head I just want to do it. How about the snowy mountains that is kinda half way for everyone. Because now I want JG to be our house slave for a weekend! I mean he said he would do ANYTHING!!xxMeeksI will bring my strap on - Adolf. (LOL)MeekaI would love you to have your strap on, with just u and me.. consider it? I could bring my strapless one.. and we could take turns ....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' You know.... Girl on girl is starting to sound very exciting, especially if Jeanza's going to be there wearing nothing but an apron and a grin. :pHugsS Quoting 'Jean_Girard' I'm ready - just assure me that all I am wearing is an apron... and not for too long. Erm will a Margarita be ok madams? Or something more creamy... perhaps a Pina Colada? Now excuse me while I stretch my massage hands and oil them up. An uneasy grin. . And I think it's Meeks bringing the... erm... Cock Tail, isn't she? It looks to me as though he's focussing a little too much on the pleasure. It's a well known fact that maids and slaves only ever enjoy themselves in porn... isn't it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh wow hasnt this gotten a little off topic lol Just so you know I got up the courage and asked out the girl at my uni and we are hitting the clubs on Saturday... Yah for me haha... I will let u know how it goes down, I actually really like this girl so we will see xoxo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh wow hasnt this gotten off topic lol.... Just so u all know I asked out the girl from my uni and we are going out this Saturday... Yah for me!!!! I actually really like this girl so we will see what happens xoxo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Flirty - you are so right. So I will bring the Cock. I have renamed him Little Tommy - I think Adolf was a little too unfriendly. So JG will be the maid. He will wear an apron all weekend unless we ask him to take it off. He will massage us, pleasure us, cook and clean for us the whole weekend! And basically do what ever we say. Stalky will be my slave though - because I know he has a thing for maids and you know how good help is so hard to find these days. Down Stalky you can look at the pretty maid but you can't touch. What do you say boys ? Still keen?Meeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Jeannied - wow that is an offer! Maybe you should join Flirty and I in the hot tub. Can you get triple ended dildos? Or maybe we can form a daisy chain. Naturally we would have to tie up the boys first. You can lookie but no touchie. Well not until we say. xMeeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Note to self: Must dull down evil glint in eye. May scare off victims. Woopsie! Slaves.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    try the Beat love.... :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Note to self: Must dull down evil glint in eye. May scare off victims. Woopsie! Slaves. Nah. I can live with the evil glint. It'll keep the adrenalin flowing while I work out how to untie myself, which no doubt, Meeks knows will be required to keep me from leaping out of my allocated corner first chance I get. :pHugsS

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'kate_08'Oh wow hasnt this gotten a little off topic lol Just so you know I got up the courage and asked out the girl at my uni and we are hitting the clubs on Saturday... Yah for me haha... I will let u know how it goes down, I actually really like this girl so we will see xoxo Well done Kate! I think pictures are worth a thousand words... so maybe, erm... if things 'go well'.. you know . Good luck!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sorry Kate - I highjacked your thread. Good luck this Saturday - hope all goes finger licking good ! xxooxxMeeka

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    All the best for the weekend Kate and apologies for getting off topic. If for some reason all does not go well, head south, you're welcome to join the fun and games down here! :-D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I am female and chose to pay for my membership a long time ago. It sorts out the time wasters and I can contact the girls and guys that I am interested in. Good to hear you have a date Saturday. It seems Kate, with your uni commitments that you have don't have much time for play. My Uni days were some of the best times I had! Have fun

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    and it's queer club. Or just the nice young ladies you see around who are eager to try new things...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Kate reading the forums I would have to say your attitude could be the reason also as far as cpls go I dont mind sitting watching whilst my wife has fun as i get to have her after which she enjoys but being the age we are we are more accepting than what you sound

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'kate_08' Read my post again, did u forget your glasses???.... I said I wanted FEMALES... I get enough attention from the guys.... Didnt u learn that if u dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all..... You made assumptions first crazy old lady... Kate verify your profile and go into the chat room to meet ladies, for both friendship and fun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh is that why I cant get into the chat rooms these days, I will verify in the next couple of days and go from there, cheers!!! And in reference to the attitude comment... last time I checked defending myself wasnt classed as having an attitude... Im just saying :D

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    15 years ago

    Kate, as Crazywhitechick said, the chatrooms are a great way to chat to single women. And yes, while it is frustrating to not meet women on here (i've given up on single women really), as others have said, it's all about networking. You meet people who know people and you get to know other people through those that you meet and through verification and validation. I get that paying members are annoyed when single girls whinge about not meeting the right people, but hey... Good luck with your date!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' I probably get more than you...after all...I am not the one whinging about getting no action I would love to see you two get it on...lol can i watch please?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'focusliason'                                  Quoting 'fionabee'Pay the god damn membership and stop whinging. Though I agree with the sentiment... / I am a single girl looking for some one on one girl action AND am a paying member its really quite simple - we too have to compete in the meat market along with the single guys...our messages are also part of the million or so the single women get on here every day...though you do improve your chances by paying for membership - you are going to get nowhere being an unpaid member looking for girlie action. . Kisses Focus