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Getting yourself ready and it all goes wrong ,lol
August 04 2016
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RHP User
9 years ago
Dislocating a thumb getting a pair of tight jeans on. Got them on, couldn't get the things off. Slipping when getting out of the shower in a flurry, and brusing my coccyx Burning my scalp with a ghd. I'm sure there are others. Not to mention on-date mishaps. Derp
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RHP User
9 years ago
Always do waterproof mascara in my car at the lights.... Always end up with it all over my face... Can't wash the stupid stuff off!!!!!😁🙈 XxMiss L. Ed
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RHP User
9 years ago
I gave myself a decent sized partial thickness (second degree) burn with hot wax for a home brazilian. Still finished the job though!
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RHP User
9 years ago
getting a period would have to be the worst, and then having the guy not believe you, or not saying that, but you get the feeling they think you're putting them off because you have other plans. Onset of menopause also plays havoc with that, don't have one for 6 months, then get them every other week lol whatever, no way of predicting, and then you bleed for a week or more. TMI there, sorry. Last year, I had a problem with yeast infections, PH imbalance in the pussy, caused by my tight skins that I wear. It causes bad odour and each time, would take at least 4-5 days to clear, no way I'd hook up until I was tasting nice again, so that was a pain. This year however, all good so far with that My biggest concern is that I'm a smoker, and most of the time, hook up with non smokers, and am really fussy about how I smell, my clothes, breath etc, clean between my teeth, brush my tongue lol I don't want any trace of it when I meet them, so that can make quick hookups difficult, but I always carry toothpaste and brushes with me. No cutting from shaving issues, got that down pat
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
and hell, do we even mention diy fake tans gone wrong ,from big missed parts ,to the traditional ,not dark enough but at least it was even ,to lets throw some more and create the steaky oomph loompa looking idiot ,only to have to spend the next hour trying everything from the garage to lessen the ridiculous look ,btw brake cleaner and a loofa work well ,lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
dropped a heavy can of hair spray off the counter onto my toe in a rush - didnt think much of it other than a few choice words - couldn't walk on it properly for a week and it was black and purple. shaving too often leading to razor burn / shaving rash telling the hair dresser to put copper foils in my hair and us both having different interpretations of what the colour copper looks like. razor cuts below the belt razor cut on my ankle that got infected and landed me on crutches
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RHP User
9 years ago
This is when you need the range of reaction buttons on Facebook.... "Like" is not appropriate... Ouch!!! Fits better... That's horrible!!!! Xx Miss L. Ed
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RHP User
9 years ago
Cuting below the belt a lot just before hand, leaving a scene resembling a horror movie Getting into the car and the whole side of my dress split open from the armpit to the waist Ripping part of my fingernail off trying to get suspenders done up Getting changed on the side of the road with some girlfriends to go from one swingers club to another. Only to realise that my corset was put on upside down when we hit the entrance of the club 😝
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AnnieWhichway
9 years ago
Getting top caught in zipper of skirt at the back. 1 hour to get it undone. Hole in top. Too late to go out. Trackie daks and icecream to fix.
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
Some winners in there but summer has my vote ,lmao ohhhhh the pain of it all - Posted from rhpmobile
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Sawadee
9 years ago
Was fucking my then GF up over this big mother rock in the National Park. When we finished she was trying to get up but couldn't, so I helped her to her feet and she fell back down again. ? .... Where she'd been laying on the rock and with my weight on top it cut off the circulation at the back of her leg. She was laughing and falling everywhere.. She's married now and I haven't seen her for awhile , but the last time I did , we still have a laugh.
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Littleinnocentme
9 years ago
I've done some pretty dodgy DIY tan in a can with feet and elbows looking splotchy and rubbery. Once I didn't dab my face properly after applying a tan, therefore making my face several shades darker than the rest of my body.....countless washing of said face pretty much with gravel to try to get the shade down over the period of the day, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious and was completely useless in the crisis only looking at my face to start her off again! I put toothpaste on a spot on my face, perhaps too much and fell asleep so the paste actually got wiped down my cheek and on awaking in the morning I had toothpaste BURN, bright red....OUCH! I had to cancel several meetings and site visits during that week at work and a play date so I didn't have to explain myself....loads of Googling the problem, a bit of terror it wouldn't go away. Pretty hilarious looking back on it now. I'm not saying any more....
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
What about one night we went out ,avoid garlic we said and ordered a safe meal only to realise it was heavily laced in onion ,that had been removed ,nothing but nothing could get rid of the onion breathe.,grrrr - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
No time to waste, in a rush spur of the moment encounter coming very soon to pick me up. Save time shave in the shower, face, curlies, and palms. What shall I wear need to look good, mmm yes... no... yes conservative but cool, all done. Do the pre flight check, wallet, keys, rubber, glasses... glasses dang always losing my glasses, never mind not planning on reading the newspaper tonight. Toot toot my ride is here not a moment too soon, quick once over in the mirror, squinting, seems alright and then out the door. Was a good night, nothing more than good chat and some laughs, but something was not quite right. Oh well time for some shut eye and there are my glasses in the bathroom where I left them. Put them on look up in the mirror, egads, that shave in the shower was far from smooth, rather a patchwork of hacked up hedges, LOL no wonder that strange look when first in the light to check each other out.
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RHP User
9 years ago
yes I avoid garlic. Onion is okay but not too close to a meet, yeah trying to get rid of that in a hurry wouldn't be easy
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hey blindy, nice to see your back... Literally. Were you hybernating through winter?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haven't had many mishaps. Nicked my hood and wouldn't stop bleeding. Did the Norman Gunston trick with a tissue. Oh and I also did the upside down corset like Soft did. That was to attend a venue in Sydney. Plane was delayed from Bris, rush to hotel, meet friends, rush to quickly change and throw a face on.All night I was readjusting my corset and pulling it down, only to realise when I saw pics that it was on upside down.
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MissBishere
9 years ago
Not allowing the right amount of time for anal prep and right before he arrives feeling things are moving down there 😳 Got a spray tan once thinking that would help gloss over my stretch marks.... Made them stand out under the lighting so they looked worse then ever.
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MissBishere
9 years ago
Wearing big tummy control underpants under a dress to hold everything firm to a meet and greet .... Not thinking about later when at Mikes place those same panties might be on display and need to come off!
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boobsandbusted
9 years ago
If I had a half assed guess with my mishaps ,it's often too much time for thought where it all goes to crap ,a little bit more here ,and a little more tidy up there ,bit less there ,should just be in a hurry and rush it all through ,like a normal human ,just like that bloody hair removal cream ,leave a patch, careful of the patch, fuck how did my finger get very over there , grrrr ok not using that shit ever again, off it all comes ,till next time ,and the same idiocy happens again ,gotta pull my finger out and get an epilady again ,no hot wax for my balls, also been there done that with what felt like 3 degree burns ,lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Summersolstice' Quoting 'Summersolstice' First degree burns on my private parts that took a week to heal. Worth it? Hell yes, I've still got a scar from my mishap...will probably have it forever although at least it's on my arm and not on the downstairs bits. It was worth it at the time when I was actually getting laid
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BacioCouple
9 years ago
Fake tan ending up looking like an oompah loompa! The most disappointing was going out for dinner - all dressed up - meant to heading to a club to catch up with some friends and ending up with gastro from something dodgy! Suffice to say we didn't make it.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I doubt he would have minded.......I would have enjoyed removing any and all of your clothing
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RHP User
9 years ago
Just flying through while burning some idle moments. Must be careful this place is like a drug and I don't want to relapse ;) Hi to all the regulars... xxx
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RHP User
9 years ago
Running late in the morning after nothing going right. Jumped into the shower to get ready for an overnight stay with my play mate. Filthy hair, hairy legs, and hair on other places requiring removal. Wet myself, my hair and then because it was dirty - piled three times the amount of shampoo on. Lathered it up and fuck! No hot water!!! Turn the cold down to nothing but still nada. Shivering like a mofo. Get out of shower and text hubby - "oh sorry Hun we must have no gas and there isn't another bottle to put on" Go into a panic, it's 12 degrees inside the house. Try getting under the ice bucket challenge temperature water and start turning blue. Jump out like a cat who's spotted a cucumber (YouTube if you don't get the reference) and text an RHP girlfriend. Hubby is texting "Fuck so sorry", I'm running around dripping, shaking, boiling the jug so I can wash my hair out. Manage to get a quarter of the shampoo out before another quarter gets into my eye. Standing with my hair in the basin, washing my burning and swelling eye out with cold water, resembling a hairy deformed avatar and think - hey at least I have a story to post in that RHP thread. Ring mate and say - was coming all sexy. But now I'm coming over dirty, blue, hair covered in shampoo, and looking like a yeti. His response - I have water. Worked out well - we had a very nice shower together! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' Wearing big tummy control underpants under a dress to hold everything firm to a meet and greet .... Not thinking about later when at Mikes place those same panties might be on display and need to come off! love this, reminds me of Bridget Jones Diary, best movie ever. I think every woman can relate to her, in that role, absolutely brilliant
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RHP User
9 years ago
that's so great, well the way it ended at least
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