Funny sex stories

Ok guys and girls surely there has been some funny/embarrassing sex stories.My friend told me of one of his experiences the other night and i laughed my ass off..He was with a girl and she was into using anal beads. Once the session had finished up he placed them on the floor and they jumped in the shower and had forgotten about them.While they were in the shower, some friends had come over and let themselves in. They were sitting on the couch when my friend and his girl came out to find the dog with a new chew toy!My mate and his girl were horrified to see one of the guest playing tug of war with the dog and beads!