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April 21 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ahh you have quite a dilemma there Miss Saturn. My standard reply is: " Thanks for your message. I'm sorry but you're not what I'm looking for. Good luck in your search and enjoy xo"...I like to reply to all my messages and if I can't find a nice thing to say...then that is the nicest I can think of. When I get a message that says "Do you have MSN"? This is my reply: "I do thanks for asking..and am happy with your service. Do you work in their call centre? You can tell your supervisor that everything is fine. It is so nice of you to care about your customers on an Adult Site...Thanks Once Again" xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
have had two men send me their pg's with the accompanying message that they would like to fcuk me nice and hard...egg on their faces when i looked at their profile and saw they were straight...and my message back was along the lines..."ok sweets", "but you DO know that i have a cock AND balls"...roflmfao...haven't heard back from them...but curious that they have now blocked me...hehejose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
All i can say is Dumbarses! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think perhaps the one that made me laugh the most was from a very lovely woman that I had previously met for the day only a week or so before. I received a very graphic and descriptive text message that would not have been intended for me by on the best of days. Damn bad luck but... I did a bit of magic on my iPhone and pasted it back into a text, agreed to Option 1 with delight, refused Option 2 to avoid a potential back injury and suggested that I would be happy with Option 3 if she bought dinner after? The best part were the following texts trying to unwind the mistake. I was not unkind and we did agree to Option 1 and 3 as a suitable way to make up for the blunder! Who says the mistakes blondes make are always so funny? My case rests!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Perhaps Miss_Saturn can let the guy down gently by saying she's never seen a cock quite like it, as opposed to saying it's odd. I mean, us men are fragile critters. Having said all that, I don't practise what I preach. I just had to comment to one man recently who messaged me as his Profile describes him as 'atnletic'. Hey, don't they all? lol Sadly, his profile pic of his naked torso, would've made him a prime candidate for the next series of Biggest Loser. Instead, I asked him which athlete's body he was comparing his to.......and was surprised when he told me it was a runner. I told him he needed to run a lot more, but not to the local doughnut shop.........but we were having a laugh, so it was cool. The upsetting thing is the fat bastard knocked me back. lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gordygordy... that's very funny ...I've thought the same thing about many profiles ! Chasing Midnight.... I'm blonde and that DOES sound like the kind of txt message I'd send... but I'm pretty sure it's not me you're referring to ? I am getting a little demented in my old age. xx Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Chasing Midnight.... I'm blonde and that DOES sound like the kind of txt message I'd send... but I'm pretty sure it's not me you're referring to ? I am getting a little demented in my old age. xx Miss Saturn As always Miss Saturn you are delightful in your response. Were you indeed that blonde and agreed to the settlement options, I would promise never to tell another blonde joke for as long as I ...were in your company. Let's not get carries away with vacuous promises I could never keep? As for being demented, well...I would certainly not see that as a defect of character as I have suffered from that condition since puberty. And anyone that knows anything about electrical current would easily confirm that 140 is far more adaptable and stimulating than 220 any day. Age is simply mind over matter? If you don't mind, it doesn't matter...no?
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RHP User
16 years ago
I know this is an adult site and most conversations come in that form... But, the other night as I was chatting to a lovely man, just about the normal "non" sexual every day things... I get a message on my screen that said... "Oh baby, you know I like when your pussy is shaved" .... Funny enough, I was like wtf??? wrong window eh? and had the lol at the end....we havent spoken since... I wonder... something Ive said??? lmfao!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'comeandgetme68' have had two men send me their pg's with the accompanying message that they would like to fcuk me nice and hard...egg on their faces when i looked at their profile and saw they were straight...and my message back was along the lines..."ok sweets", "but you DO know that i have a cock AND balls"...roflmfao...haven't heard back from them...but curious that they have now blocked me...hehejose... You would have thought they recognise that hot ass as a mans Jose......LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
At least we can all smile and have a laugh... I received this message yesterday, haven't replied yet: "Do you like anal? Can I cum inside you ? Can I cum all over you ? " Any ideas on how to reply to that one ? I had been replying honestly to previous messages but just because I LIKE something doesn't mean I'm going to do it with a particular (or even ANY) guy ! It's that old assumption... if I talk dirty I must like to fuck random strangers and not care what they look like, smell like, taste like etc. Hugs, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mrs Saturn,Easy one, just reply with:" Yes; not even if your cock was solid gold; not even with someone else's dangly bit"The mad monk
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' "Do you like anal? Can I cum inside you ? Can I cum all over you ? " Come on...go in for the kill on that one? How about .. "Yes, I absolutely ADORE anal and of course I would be ECSTASY with the latter..but the quesition remains, can YOU do it? NO. Please note that this is a complete sentence in itself. I prefer to stay within the gene pool of my own species but thanks for the offer and kind regards!" There is beauty in simplicity and honesty...no?
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Hello, my name is ...Who IS this?"Jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Hello, my name is ...Who IS this?"Jose...
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kassmebits
16 years ago
I have been asked if I am real or not, My standard answer is "no,I have been told I am unreal"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sounds like some of the messages are tame compared to yours...lol oooops just between us.Love the responses...so funny..simply love humor..when in a fix...hahahahahaaha remindes me of someone?EWWWWW cause i think the same as you.i had that issue arise only when i've chatted on msn..Hmm know some that are all talk and no action...let me do all the seducing exploration. and teasing.As for your dilemma..i'd say maybe/maybe not...No ....No...i practice safe sex..that excludes strangers.xoxoxomumma
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RHP User
16 years ago
well Kass, you had me fooled.. when we were talking last year you seemed pretty real :) How's life? Am finally back in Perth so when are we having that drink? lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
and i have a face pic and a beard man.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahawhats with that........ahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahadesperado....why don't you come to your senses.you been out fixing fences......fer soooo long..........ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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