Funny cum shot stories

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  When mr was younger he was with one of his partners, just as he was finishing he pulled it out and onto the belly but wasn't expecting it too go as far and some ended shooting up n landing smack bang in the mouth of her!.. Never seen someone spit so fast!..

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I was with a fuck buddy of mine, and prior to cumming she was betting that I couldn't cum on her from the end of the bed. To prove her wrong I told her to sit up against the bed head to make her face a harder target. Prior to cumming I stood at the END of the bed (the ground), spurted 6 times, 3 times hitting her face, the first in her eye... We both have a good, abs cramping laugh about it just after it happened, but then hit the shower to alleviate her pain with running water haha

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I am very confused at the comment about cum that burnt your eye as on occasion I have been to a gang bang. During such events a gal can get 6 or 7 lots of cum over her face and in the eye and at no time have I heard that it burned. Sorry no cum shot stories.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  We were being hosted at a couple's house for a first meet and I was kneeling on the floor shagging her whilst she sat on the lounge. I pulled out and attempted to direct the product onto her stomach but it went all onto their suede lounge, I felt satisfied and awful at the same time, how conflicted. On the 'in the eye', I came in my wife's eye once trying for a good photo and it really stung her eye's. Had to lie to the family later about why one of her eye's were so red.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  We were in Hong Kong for an overnight stay a couple of years ago.My girlfriend's dad had payed for our room in one of the nicer hotels off the island.We thought it would be rude not to take full advantage, so we stayed in and had a bit of fun.Unfortunately when I went to cum, was so worked up, I missed my girlfriend's back that I was aiming at and sprayed the carpet and expensive rug on the floor. We dabbed at most of it but there was still quite a mark.We thought nothing of it and went out for the day.I'm not sure if it was the hotel's policy to do this with the room cleaning service, but when we got back, there was a brand new rug on the floor and the room smelled like it had been steam cleaned.I highly recommend staying there

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