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Fun topic time! Pressies - thoughtful/funny/sexy surprise ones and crap/sad/unsexy ones u've given and received?
April 19 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Happy Birthday to you, Boobalicious I will celebrate your birthday instead of Easter or Anzac Day this year, in order to restore balance to the universe :) haha. I am sorry that your birthday is going to be overlooked this year. I have a sneaky suspicion I am coming up on my worst birthday ever this year too, but for entirely different reasons. I don't have too many good birthday present stories to tell, but I will try to think of something. In the meantime, when I am playing "2up" for the first time ever on Monday, I will be doing so with your birthday in mind. It is my present to you. I am hoping that does not go on your worst gifts ever list!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know what I got for Easter this year?? . 1. a week with a 10 yr old boy - now thats mean 2. a rabbit - and no its not the pleasant kind either but a pink rubbish bin in the shape of a rabbit 3...did I mention a week with a 10 yr old boy???????? . MsBooba - enjoy your birthday and remember you get 5 days off this year . Kisses Focus anyone want a 10yr old boy??? Free to good home...actually he's just free...please someone take him......
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RHP User
15 years ago
Byron for Boobs BirthdayWe're going all hippie for you Boobs, Happy birthday!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep thats too bad! Im sure you will be able to think of something fun to do to celebrate ! to quote Sidd72(hello Sidd72:-)) Quote " In the meantime, when I am playing "2up" for the first time ever on Monday, I will be doing so with your birthday in mind. It is my present to you. I am hoping that does not go on your worst gifts ever list!" There are some generous offers of good wishes for your special day. Enjoy in style!! Sach
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RHP User
15 years ago
I feel for you! However my most romantic NOT husband bought me a set of kitchen scales this year for my birthday!! And Focus, no I'm sorry you can keep the 10 yr old!! Mine are well past that age!! Could we also wish me good luck for a job interview this week please?! I hate interviews, mind you its with a bloke so tits out and short skirt may be in order!! Bollocks to feminism! Happy Birthday! Will have a couple of drinks for you too!! Rachael
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hope you get to have a fun day anyway.............. I have a crap birthday coming up this year too. It falls on the Mothers Day weekend which would be ok but it's the weekend my ex has my son. No birthday, no mothers day, no family living close by................boo hoo will have to have a drink or 50. The most memorable pressie I ever got was from my son when he was 5 and it was for mothers day. They had a stall at school and he got to pick something out and keep it hidden from me. On mothers day he was soooooo excited and couldnt wait for me to open it. I opened my pressie to find 3 tins of body butter. I thanked him and gave him a big hug and said how wonderful it was. He then said "Can we eat them now? I wanna taste them." lol so sweet he just cracked me up and I still smile when I think about it. XX
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks Charles, Sidd and Puppy :) well I was born year of the rabbit, so thanks for celebrating me instead of Easter hehe good luck with 2up and hippy hippy shake for the pups! Make sure u shower at least once ova the 5 days... Focus u norti girl, I am scared ur offer of a 10 year old child for a week may interest some people here!! Ekkk!!So no chocolate rabbit or one of those vibrating rabbits 4 u, but a bin??? What the?? I guess u can store ue 'toys' in it!? Hehe if robbers came by they r unlikely to take it, so maybe even use it as a safe? Ok so far only the girls have an example... Mine is when I was 21, my boyfriend at the time was well known for not being the best gift giver no matter how much he tried, bless... So my best friend was there when he presented me with a wrapped pressie, he was soooo excited! Dead sure that this gift was a winner, my friend and I were a little nervous... Anyway I unwrap it and she and I look at it, each other and back at it... He is like do u love it???? The two of us go er what is it? A trophy? We honestly had no idea what it was until he angrily informed us that it was a puta vase and without the sunflowers it had in the shop it just didn't show how awesome it was. Anyway there was no to E for me and my friend to take a second look coz us laughing didn't help his hurt feelings, he snatched it and threw it off the balcony and said that was the last present he was ever gonna buy me lol! I still have it and I use it and laugh about it everytime. He hasn't changed he bought a bottle of most for a friends 30th birthday, she doesn't and never has drunk alcohol... He'd I only hung out with her since she was 18....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thank u Ticklish! :) Double hijacking for u :( well wine or whining always makes it better :) make it a girls nite out? If it is mothers day, other mums can leave their kids with dad and give u a birthday worth remembering and everyone gets a body butter foot rub ?:) at least ur son was old enough to reason with, any younger and he may have eaten the butter anyway!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know how it is...... Just realised my brother in laws birthday is Saturday too. So if your anything like him woohoo cause he is a lovable nutbag. Sooooooo are you gonna catch the bouquet?????? Do you prefer heads or tails????? and Do you have a rabbit????? :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
The ex boyfriend was thoughtful enough to buy a bottle of MOET champas for our friend's 30th and she doesn't drink alcohol?! He isn't stupid in other regards, just gifts!? The worst was a wedding gift, he thought it would be funny to put in 1cent as it was a wishing well wedding gift...?? We all explained that it was 't funny, but insulting! He didn't get it...? And went thru with it... Shudder... Expensive Italian wedding too!
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RHP User
15 years ago
My answer: "Yes how may I help u?" If he is anything like me, then he'd be the last one standing at most parties! Can't get me enough of a good time oink oink! I am currently married (separated a year ago) so if a bouquet gets thrown, u'll c me sprinting in the opposite direction! Heads and my first pet was a rabbit and guess what his name was??? Rabbit (I was 4)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Boobi, I wish you a very happy birthday for Saturday xox If it makes you feel any better, mine is right on Mothers day this year, and it's the big four oh too . and as for terrible gifts, well I could write a book on those but the most memorable one was, "I'll get you next year" WTF ??? well that was last year, and he won't be getting me this year or any others from here on in, so it turned out to be the gift that just keeps on giving and all those special naughty pressies he used to get on fathers day and his birthdays, well I'm regifting those now, to the special men in friends list PMSL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ooooooooooo wot is in ur regifting box of treasures ??? Maybe u should auction them off to the RHP highest bidders? And use the cash for a huge mothers day birthday party for u and ticklish? Then u can tell the ex that u bought urself that present y were owed!!! Hehe :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Im regifting the actual treasure box Boobi
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ohhhhh!!! Derrr I wish I could say I've had a bit to drink or that I am blonde ... I am claiming fatigue on this one and all my other post muck ups 2nite!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've done some doozies today I dont need any help making myself look like a dork some days LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy'Byron for Boobs BirthdayWe're going all hippie for you Boobs, Happy birthday!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'puppy'Byron for Boobs BirthdayWe're going all hippie for you Boobs, Happy birthday! Are you possibly going to Byron for the Blues fest? Don't you want to stop off on the Pacific Highway, and pick me up? I can get hippie in a hurry I am jealous of you both, and I hope you have fun...especially seeing Bob Dylan and B.B. King on one stage! Did I mention I was jealous?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' You know what I got for Easter this year?? . 1. a week with a 10 yr old boy - now thats mean 2. a rabbit - and no its not the pleasant kind either but a pink rubbish bin in the shape of a rabbit 3...did I mention a week with a 10 yr old boy???????? . MsBooba - enjoy your birthday and remember you get 5 days off this year . Kisses Focus anyone want a 10yr old boy??? Free to good home...actually he's just free...please someone take him...... And I do promise to take him home with me on friday so you can have five uninterupted days off work! As for the rabbit bin fellow RHP'ers....me think Focus doth protest too much. Has the bin come in any other colour than pink she would have seen the funny side of it. A pink rabbit with what makes you happy Rabbit? written on it just reminded me of Focus so much it was too hard to resist.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
I will spend part of my easter driving to a correctional instituion to pick up a parent of my girls as she gets released that day. Not much fun there either.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I got a Mars Bar from an Aunty once for my birthday........................
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RHP User
15 years ago
My brothers chipped in for a mug and a pair of socks for me... . Happy Birthday Booba! I hope you find a way to make it special just for you. Buy yourself a present from a company that delivers discreetly and charges your credit card discreetly :-D
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RHP User
15 years ago
When you are at the wedding and you spot the cutest guy you want to dance with, just barge over and say "Its my birthday and I am giving you a dance with me as a present". You'll make his day, and possibly yours. After all the toasts are done, toast yourself with those sitting at your table. They'll think they are helping you celebrate your birthday and marvel at the synchronicity of your friend getting married on your birthday. There'll be good feelings flowing, and IF after the wedding you go out on the town, they will buy you drinks. My best ever birthday was when I was 48. Friends of mine have a property in the Huon Valley that sits on a rise looking out over the Huon River to Sleeping Beauty, a most gorgeous mountain that really does look like a beautiful woman in respose. They set up a bar and served cocktails. The woman of the house and her daughter and another friend, donned cocktail waitress garb and served people from the menu of cocktails they had created. It was a stunningly mild evening and with psi trance music playing we danced outside in the beautiful night until the wee hours. Hope you enjoy whatever you do.Gypsy
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RHP User
15 years ago
My ex (and he wonders why he is ) bought for me.....and he excitedly told all my girlfriends beforehand in secret.....a razor !!OK OK....... it was a fancy razor...one of those with the soap embedded around the blades....which prevented any murder being enacted at the time.I bought him......a flight over Antartica..............I guess one of us just listened better
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RHP User
15 years ago
What better birthday could you have.......all your friends (ok and maybe some gate crashers you dont know) are going to get all dressed up put on a great meal, party like its.....2012 ? and you get to eat chocolate all weekend......chances are there will be some single bloke (s) so just make like a bridesmaid...I hear they have all the fun.....happy b bb
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why did the Rabbit laugh? It had a Hare in it's hole. . Never trust a Bunny, never!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'merrywife'I feel for you! However my most romantic NOT husband bought me a set of kitchen scales this year for my birthday!! And Focus, no I'm sorry you can keep the 10 yr old!! Mine are well past that age!! Could we also wish me good luck for a job interview this week please?! I hate interviews, mind you its with a bloke so tits out and short skirt may be in order!! Bollocks to feminism! Happy Birthday! Will have a couple of drinks for you too!! Rachael Always unacceptable!! (unless it is by request). Wish I got to post this reply earlier, on a masturbation thread (the OP called it mastibition or something?!) someone mentioned that they'd masturbated b4 3 job interviews and got all 3 jobs, then a fourth time didn't masturbate and no job!! I mentioned this to a friend who actually just got a great job, i suggested they masturbate b4hand, I am gonna have to ask if he did it or not hehe You'd have to be slightly less up tight surely? Lol Fiona, you have a big heart, what a wonderful thing you do... Exitonly - my good friend of over ten years would always get a VERY CRAP pressie from the same aunty each year, yet her brother and sister and everyone else always got nice presents from her?! And the aunty didn't seem to notice, nor treat her differently any other way! I wish i could remember what some of them were... Did your aunty give everyone else awesome pressies too? lol! Irresponsibility - i hope your brothers were all in primary school at the time! Yeah i should order something, but THERE IS TOO MUCH to choose from?! lol PaganGypsy - that place sounds beautiful!! My friend has decided to organise me a belated b'day, nice huh (she is very thoughtful and super organised!)? :) MissBowPeek - RAZOR? It would have to be diamond encrusted to warrant being a gift? Guys are soooo strange sometimes... if it was for your first shaving mission, it makes sense, but other than that, not so much?! What came first? Razor or Antarctica? Was that a message to him, cold day in hell b4 he'd get anywhere near your shaved bits? hehe TE - MissBowPeek probably doesn't have that problem as she has a special birthday razor
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RHP User
15 years ago
Happy Birthday Boobalicious !!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey sweet girl, its your birthday & I hope its filled will lots of surprises Tess
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RHP User
15 years ago
The ex some how got in first and flew to Melbourne for 5 days for a mates weekend, and I get the dog, cat and toddler *steam coming out of my ears* so went down south to party with ma and pa, thank god they aren't shy 4 a bottle or few of bubbles :) it will be here's to u and here's to me'zzzz later!! Lol bub is a party girl too, I'll just dance on the lounge with her or something and pretend I am a toddler again hehe Thanks focus, is there a cotton tail on that bin?
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RHP User
15 years ago
That u had to cancel the kids party, clowns, and now u r up to ur armpits in party food? Plus tomorrows trip to the Easter Show and sunday's Teddy bears picnic and the water park Monday, did u tell ur mum what u had planned and how disappointed u were when she just went and changed the plan at the last minute like that? Parents eh? Pffft ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason'Happy Birthday Boobalicious !!!!!!! I second that...Happy Birthday, Boobalicious! Now, the question is, do you do Birthday spankings here? One for every year...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Happy Birthday Boobi big mwahhh's xxooxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Happy Birthday! Hope its great!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have had the odd spank here and there, but I have never been bent over someones knee for a run of them b4!? 36 could get me quite tender! So tell me Sidd, where pray tell does this birthday tradition originate from?? And is there a choice of what I get spanked with? Oh and I am allowed to laugh the whole time? hehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Have a great one anyway Boobie. xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'BoobaliciousFG'I have had the odd spank here and there, but I have never been bent over someones knee for a run of them b4!? 36 could get me quite tender! So tell me Sidd, where pray tell does this birthday tradition originate from?? And is there a choice of what I get spanked with? Oh and I am allowed to laugh the whole time? hehe You get one for each year, and one 'to grow on.' You know, for good luck :) As I remember it, it is a bare handed thing (no WMDs) and you can laugh all you want. It is all in fun.
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