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April 24 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
is not carb free I cannot blame rhp for my corruption
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now where would we be measuring that from missy....lol.....the elbow....the armpit, or maybe thumb to thumb with arms out stretched.....and is that in Rhp inches?Cheers Felonius...and yep think you are seriously corrupted to even be looking that up....Bahahaha
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RHP User
14 years ago
K's per hour is the average speed for ejaculation...average speed of the city bus 40....and i may have another use for the Pussy Pump
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RHP User
14 years ago
contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay! So guys if she doesn't want to swallow or gargle you can tell her this is a medical fact! According to one theory, people who chew alot of ice have a high sex drive! The vagina and the eye are both self cleaning organs! Then why do some smell yukky? :) Hugs...xFunlovingx
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RHP User
14 years ago
have no brains and no backbones...... a bit like some blokes i hear the ladies thinkingand has anyone out there seen a baby seagull?,, just curious
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'coodi_yowie' have no brains and no backbones...... a bit like some blokes i hear the ladies thinkingand has anyone out there seen a baby seagull?,, just curious lol yes.....they are the smaller brown ones.....we had a few that wouldnt leave us alone the last time we were at the beach lol.......... apparrently they are called "Teds"........tho we nicknamed one 'Nigel'...as he was on his own.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh surely not so lets say a young teenage boy starts to jerk the gerkin at the age of 13 and lives to 70 he is ejaculating on average 2.4 times per week in his 57 years of sexual activilty . No chance a teenge boy from 13 til 17 would do that in the 4 years ...after all that is only 5 per day
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RHP User
14 years ago
The biggest cell in the human body is the female egg (which at around 1mm can be seen with the naked eye); while the smallest is reputedly the male sperm (which is little more than a nucleus) is teeny weeny. ....reminds me of an essay I wrote at Uni about the diffence in quality of sperm Vs Egg...good times ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Some female penguins engage in prostitution. In the wild, certain female penguins (even when in a committed relationship which is the norm) will exchange sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating. Having bagged their stone, they would then run off.|Never give a female penguin your credit card.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh shit! If my calculations are correct, Ive cum 7188 times now. Pus bucket! I'm nearly spent!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bonobos like humans, have sex to resolve conflicts,to improve social status, and reduce stress.They also enjoy the missionary position....kinky lil chimps x Hugs Hessione Fossey
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Now where would we be measuring that from missy....lol.....the elbow....the armpit, or maybe thumb to thumb with arms out stretched.....and is that in Rhp inches?Cheers Felonius...and yep think you are seriously corrupted to even be looking that up....Bahahaha thankyou felonius........i think though felonius just your thumb.....how about the second knuckle
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RHP User
14 years ago
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...the reason for this is that under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. |I want a refund on the money I spent going to uni.
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RHP User
14 years ago
So the female penguin CM ,just tricks the male out of his rocks and doesn't deliver?......hmm clever bird....a scam artist not a prostitute...my what a relief.
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RHP User
14 years ago
The average orgasm of a pig lasts for 30 minutes. Reincarnation, anyone??
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RHP User
14 years ago
Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man. An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version!Humans are only second to cats for having the dirtiest mouths.Approximately 69% of all Internet content consists of pornographic material.According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Anyway, I felt my scientific calculator twitch in my hand after reading those figures, after all it has a squared button!
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RHP User
14 years ago
it was quite common to see woman breast feed pigs. currency comes in many forms....never did see a spit roast though.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay! So guys if she doesn't want to swallow or gargle you can tell her this is a medical fact! According to one theory, people who chew alot of ice have a high sex drive! The vagina and the eye are both self cleaning organs! Then why do some smell yukky? :) Hugs...xFunlovingx apart from the smelly fanny bit....that is me to a tee Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?
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RHP User
14 years ago
really bothering you innit RUby
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' Why dont sheep shrink in the rain? wool is covered by lanolin, which is 'wool grease' or 'wool wax'.... in other words, they are waterproof, and the rain doesn't affect them in the way u think it might....it makes their wool act like a raincoat...the water just runs off the surface........
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yep D_G_T....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' Why dont sheep shrink in the rain? ...all that wool insulates their dick
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RHP User
14 years ago
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes...in my next life I want to be a pig.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour...I'm still not over that pig thing and now my head hurts too.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thanks Manly
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RHP User
14 years ago
Are you sure? You cant be serious? I think I would notice if my mans thumb was THAT small.
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RHP User
14 years ago
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standingstill. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now I wanna know...who ever has two inches more than they should have... I want it back...NOW Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb...men are still busy checking their thumbs. | |My thumbs are where they should be...you forgot we can type with our toes.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Semen contains a host of mood elevating compounds. One study demonstrates a link between condom-free sex and reduced levels of depression. The authors suggest that semen may actually act as an anti-depressant! I wouldn't take this as hard evidence, but isn't science fun? Gallup, Burch, & Platek. (2002). Does Semen Have Antidepressant Properties? Archives of Sexual Behavior, 31(3), 289-293.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | |My thumbs are where they should be...you forgot we can type with our toes. So can orangutans I believe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Now I wanna know...who ever has two inches more than they should have... I want it back...NOW Felonius Puts a whole new spin on the "sitting around twiddling your thumbs" thingy doesn't it
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RHP User
14 years ago
Doesn't it what mam! No good can come from idle hands and minds!,especially when you have a ruler handy!Oh and I promise your sheeps won't shrink if you don't put em in the dryer!Well, at least my Dorpers and Merino's don't.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
...the average orangutang has a penis the roughly the same size as all four of it's oppositional thumbs, hands or feet. They do the same thing I do...and I just sit back with my slippers on anyway.| Quoting 'ruby_blossum'So can orangutans I believe..... |Just get the right software on your hardware ... and dick-tate.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I 'd like to see that
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RHP User
14 years ago
Every year approximately 400,000 Americans suffer injurries from their beds, mattresses or pillows. That's 2,000 per day that require medical attention. Step back from the soft furnishings... they could be dangerous.
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RHP User
14 years ago
"Humans are only second to cats for having the dirtiest mouths."I didn't know cats could swear!
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RHP User
14 years ago
that yo u mig ht ju st find it rat her humo rous watc ing me dicta tate on m y touc hpad keybo ard. The only diffic ult part is hitti ng onl y one key at a ti me.| Quoting 'ruby_blossum' I 'd like to see that |I've been banned from the Melbourne Zoo...talk to the animals!
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RHP User
14 years ago
viewed from above, rainbows appear doughnut shaped..TV's Bananas in pyjamas characters are played by women..A claque refers to a group of people hired to applaud an act or performer
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RHP User
14 years ago
The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70. Researchers say that condoms exposed to smog and ozone are less effective.According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex. On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect.
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RHP User
14 years ago
According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkersThe Average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes.Im definitely not average then :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.|Why then, do they manufacture and export vibrators?|Keep your head about you...keep your hand out of the cookie jar.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Any of you ladies need glasses?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Per square centimetre, the average toilet seat has hundreds of times less bacteria than the hand piece of a phone or computer keyboard. Being the case its much safer to take a good magazine into the loo than partake in phone or cyber sex. So next time you feel like it, dig out your dec 1987 penthouse, grab your three thumb lengths and mark off one of your 7200 lifetimes wank quote and have a bit of healthy fun.
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RHP User
14 years ago
....and I am thinking its more like Talk to the Hand
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RHP User
14 years ago
...I already have a Voice Over Internet Protocol phone. | Quoting 'ruby_blossum' ....and I am thinking its more like Talk to the Hand |It's hands free too...I know technology escapes you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Semen when swallowed definitely makes ya happy,particularly if it's chocolate flavoured Jaygraphic...also I hear it may be a cure for the common cold.More swallowing in winter is essential for mainitaining good health Also prevents tooth decay ,and vigorous sucking will ,according to the Swedes, increase the size of a man's penis.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...has shown that a fetus in the third trimester can get an erection.|Let me outta here...do I get to spank the nurse?
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RHP User
14 years ago
The earth could be re-populated to its current level using the number of sperm that could fit into an aspirin capsule.|The future of the planet could be in your mouth...go green.
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RHP User
14 years ago
during a university lecture on human biology, and more specifically, reproduction, the lecturer stated that human semen is mainly a form of sugar... One lass blurts out... "If that is so, ... why does it taste so salty??" At sometimes during the laughter which bust forward, realising what she had just admitted to, she left.. The Lecturer however.. spoke over all.. informing all the students that.. the receptors which detect sugar is on the TIP of your tongue, and as the ejaculate goes straight to the back of the throat, is NOT detected as sweet... So girls.. try this tonight.. Let it spray over your lips and the tip of your tongue.. and see if this truth.. cavey
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RHP User
14 years ago
do you hear the cows in the paddock .... "I am not going in that yard, it is muddy..and the mud will ruin the leather on me...." cavey
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Genius_Ironman
14 years ago
Quoting 'Ride_me' On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect. I call bullshit on that one. The volume increase in my cock is obviously way more than the 2 tablespoons, and it can't be anything there besides blood.
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RHP User
14 years ago
The sea slug does little more than eat, sleep, and copulate--actually it copulates a lot, often in orgies. One researcher at the University of Miami has witnessed as many as 10 sea slugs at a time engaging in chain copulating.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Hesione' Semen when swallowed definitely makes ya happy,particularly if it's chocolate flavoured Jaygraphic...also I hear it may be a cure for the common cold.More swallowing in winter is essential for mainitaining good health Also prevents tooth decay ,and vigorous sucking will ,according to the Swedes, increase the size of a man's penis. Ah Hesione, I'm going to be quoting those facts for a long time, I hope you don't mind. How does one flavour semen? Other than drinking pineapple juice I mean. Hmm vigorous sucking increases size? Yet another reason for men to attend yoga classes Love your work!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Having normal, sensual sex burns 358 calories, while having rough sex (make it hurt) burns 543 calories. Agree with Ruby, CM - that's a really, really nice blue shirt
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RHP User
14 years ago
Its two feet lon, hard as steel and can go all night long.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sorry forgot the G at the end in LONG
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RHP User
14 years ago
They say that 74% of stats are simply made up
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' viewed from above, rainbows appear doughnut shaped.. so... there is no pot of gold shattered The fairy and St Nick was bad enough lol .....puts children in therapy
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RHP User
14 years ago
penis has a hole at the end of it so men can be open minded
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RHP User
14 years ago
that's too cool..i wonder if that was a "white paper"? LOL Quoting 'JayGraphic' Semen contains a host of mood elevating compounds. One study demonstrates a link between condom-free sex and reduced levels of depression. The authors suggest that semen may actually act as an anti-depressant! I wouldn't take this as hard evidence, but isn't science fun? Gallup, Burch, & Platek. (2002). Does Semen Have Antidepressant Properties? Archives of Sexual Behavior, 31(3), 289-293.
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RHP User
14 years ago
stewed...not sauteed in butter smell like semen! I often draw sperm on my shower screen?
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Lozman66
14 years ago
Did you know that 72.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot??
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'Why dont sheep shrink in the rain? lololol lanolin content.
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RHP User
14 years ago
MMmmm must be something wrong with my anatomy ejaculation bugger I must be fossil Please don’t say the animal was some ancient horse lol(i think it would be a whale)But 11ft just think it would be like a human kebab stickDid you write down or remember the girth?? good on RHP, bet you feel heaps better for it too
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RHP User
14 years ago
I looked, and more websites said it was twice the length of your thumb, not 3 times. The reality, (for me anyways) is neither. Each thumb is 2 5/8 inches long,twice would make it only 5 1/4 inches, 3 times would make it 7 7/8 inches, but my cock is 6 3/4 inches long. for those who only know Metric, my thumb is 66.675mm, so twice is 133.35mm, thrice is 200.025, but my actual size is 171.45mm.Twice thumb size, is more accurate (for me anyways) for girth of penis, mine being 5 3/4 inches in circumference.Happy measuring ;-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
your foot is the same length as the length between the inside of your elbow to your wrist.
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RHP User
14 years ago
some stats are wrong..... lmao hehe and I thought google new everything.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'your foot is the same length as the length between the inside of your elbow to your wrist. My size 5 and a bit measures perfectly!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I just think its funny you actually went out the the shed and dug around for a tape measure.Then found some way in the garage to get a hard on and and tentatively measured your cock with such detail. 171.45mm hey... Just hope the tape measure was calibrated at room temperature and there wasn't any parallax error. I think Small, Medium, Large would satisfy most peoples minds LOLTim Quoting 'heywood_djablome' I looked, and more websites said it was twice the length of your thumb, not 3 times. The reality, (for me anyways) is neither. Each thumb is 2 5/8 inches long,twice would make it only 5 1/4 inches, 3 times would make it 7 7/8 inches, but my cock is 6 3/4 inches long. for those who only know Metric, my thumb is 66.675mm, so twice is 133.35mm, thrice is 200.025, but my actual size is 171.45mm.Twice thumb size, is more accurate (for me anyways) for girth of penis, mine being 5 3/4 inches in circumference.Happy measuring ;-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was likewise impressed that he even worked it out to the thousandths of a mil...must be an Engineer! Cheers Felonius...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Actually Tim, I just converted the inches to metric. And I used one of those plastic dress making measuring tapes, as I dont really feel like wrapping a thin metallic tape around my old fella. Too afraid I might slice into it :-)
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RogueGeek
14 years ago
The barnacle has the largest penis-to-body-size ratio: 40:1For the average guy this would involve having a penis 240 feet long! Cheers,MS
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