M53
Fuck my wife !!
August 31 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ooh BigO, I love a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to ask for it. Who am I kidding, I love a man with a huge cock. You are just the man I am looking for. Just reading your OP has turned me on so much. Fuck it, I'm even willing to be your third wife. Tie me up, lock me away. Use me. Check your inbox and PLEASE reply. I think I already love you. *muah muah MUAH* - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Have read yr profile, & would love to fuck you. I am available for a quickie in the back of my car on Mon & We'd mornings from 10 to 12 am only. This is when my triplets ate in nursery, & hubby allows me to drive. Please ensure complete & utter discretion, else he will force me to watch him having multiple chick sex, whilst cutting yr cock off with a knife. Its never a pretty sight...& the blood stains only mean extra housework for me. I prefer a 9 inch circumsiced cock, with a piercing, & a discreet dolphin tatoo along the shaft. All sexual activity must be fully clothed from the waist up, & it must be soundless. Will park the car at the side st of Cabra rd, near Maccas. Have found this spot is fairly secluded... You can contact me using the confidential sex ap called 'fuck it!'. Words r scrambled but can be read using another downloaded app, though a degree in cyber encryption is also beneficial... Hoping to hear from you soon.. Discretion & a fuck guaranteed... Xxx - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Great story Bigocean, and equally good reply tulips. Read it twice and lmao both times. Good start to the day
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RHP User
11 years ago
the man I have been looking for
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RHP User
11 years ago
Im your dream partner, always look immaculate, numerous strings attached and live in a basement (in my own box). I cant talk so can tell no tales, and you dont even have to feed me! Oh, and did I mention, Im a marionette masquerading as a real woman....... I I I I I I ______________ I 888888 I I O O Sorry, yes I was bored, but I love Oceans posts, cheer me up every time!
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RHP User
11 years ago
The puppet dislocated herself during posting!..........
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RHP User
11 years ago
Excellent post Big-O!!! Welcome to the SMPAM (single man posing as married) club!. I joined after winning $44 million in Lotto 3 years ago. Reduces my success on RHP somewhat, but very useful in keeping potential gold diggers away! Obi1
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RHP User
11 years ago
O fuk it she just said eat it so I'm wanting to have a feast
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RHP User
11 years ago
I can put you in touch with the WA branch if you wish. They meet in a private venue near the Yacht Club every second Friday of every month to drink, assess their Net Worth and discuss tactics. If you happen to have a date planned just tell her that your "wife" wanted you home (or just don't show up at all as your date will simply assume the same!). Member benefits include: Continued financial and emotional freedom. The ability to change plans without notice or explanation. Easy disassociation and ditching of sexually boring partners or those who are becoming too clingy. You will have to run the gauntlet of the RHP morality police from time to time (as well as comments from frustrated genuinely single males) but hey!, thats a small price to pay!. Just remember the cherished motto: "Sexus Cum Libertas" as you will have to quote it when they do the toast to RHP's profile status requirements! Obi1
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RHP User
11 years ago
May i provide a brief update in my position ! Ladies and of course gentlemen , i have been completely overwhelmed with a bag full of top first class fuck able humans , however i could be slightly setback a number of days!! Tulips 4 me , i have an old engagement ring waiting for you just get those twolips on my cock immediately and we have a deal :-)) spanglishfun, i have completed the online degree in decipher encryption and just waiting on my certificate and final exam i cant wait to fuck you in your car near maccas , can i get an upgrade with that also ?? Cuckle shells the ocean will make you dripping wet and yes lets tie him up for sure i have much rope left over from last season! Cant wait :-)) Single Guy 4 Me !!!!! Thanks mate but i dont want to be gay !! No harm in trying i guess i will cum back to you later .:-)) My Queen Velvetnoir the true love of my life oh i have waited 1000 years to cast my lonely eye on such a goddess i wanna fuck you bad umm ohhh ! I meant to say i am in the deepest deepest in love with you will you please marry me as well ?? please please pretty please ????? Kokoflamingo ! Do you really think i fuck puppets ?? And puppets with many strings attached ?? I am AFRAID KNOT too many strings . But i suppose hmmmm you cant talk and will not eat dinner ! Hmmmm you could be a nice cheap fuck exit stage left ok you got a deal .:-)) Obi1 , i will definately look into applying for membership and i do like a club that is full of happy go lucky members that have nothing but heart breaking and terrible stories about there miserable lives makes mine feel fullfilled , btw could you lend me a couple of grand i will pay you back friday ?? I Promise :-) Warning69 !!!! Yes i should of listened to you my friend ??? Earlier today while preparing my dangling beast for action a quick cut'n polish was in order , while i was attending to my member my inbox tweeked me and bingo im on!! With excitement i rushed to open and to my delight i have a window of opportunity to fuck this hot bitch as long as i can do her now . So i stuff my member back in its box and read the final instructions hmmm interesting! kinky ! hmmm fucking hot. I was instructed to go to a hotel close by room payed for and open! Bonus :-) when i arrive i am to wait inside naked so i did , but also i must hand cuff my hands and feet to the bed and wait i found this intriguingly erotic kinky sexy and a real turn on . As i lay naked and vulnerable waiting a sudden feel of horror and dread runs through my veins?? my ass clenched shut like a steel gate for my horror !!! Its a setup i turn to see the smurk of my cunt sister inlaw and my second wife !!! OH NO !!! FUCK MY LIFE Nooooooooooo!! Honey Nooooooooooooo!! I loooovee you !! Ouch ! Ouch ! Ouch ! Aarrgh !! The Doctor informs me i should be out of hospital and up and moving Within a week but the staples in my ass will be a problem for some time so please folks this will not dampen my spirits and ohh argh i am very keen to fuck you all as soon as im better but please for fuck sake ssssshhhhhh!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am hurt. However, I have a solution. I could "look after" your two other gorgeous wives for you whilst you are playing, to take the heat off you. "as a special favour for a mate as they would never think to question you if they are playing with me" (maybe even look after your sister in-law as well) I would not tell them any of your activities (promise), and may even be able to dispose of your 2nd wives strap-on, so you don't have any repeat painful encounters (they would be distracted though anyway so would not be able to set you up again) You would owe me a beer though
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RHP User
11 years ago
You pick up the hospital bill ! And my friend you have a deal :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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