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Fruit.....
February 09 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Awwhhh I see what you did there... but truthfully you're just hung up on the old brazillian "face like a dog eating a mango" saying... I assure you once you try slippery you never go ummm... errr.... crunchy... :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
hi 5's BJ!!!!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
im sorry but this body does NOT do fruit...NO fruit at all i didnt get this gorgeous body eating fruit...no way although when i was pregnant i would eat oranges by the bag...but only peeled if they were cut or anything else i wouldnt touch them...so i would sit on the couch with a towel and a plastic bag and a bag of oranges and just peel and eat them but im not pregnant so i wont be going near any fruit ever again roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
and I really wish i could eat all types....but I gotta say...tropical fruit...there's just something about the texture of it...nope...cant do it.oh..and I wont do any of the melons either..they all taste like cucumber to me..But I dont hate those fruits..I just dont want them in my mouth.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
biting through their hairy skin gives me the creeps. Canned peaches FTW!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I Love: < Pineapple Cherries Goji Berry Strawberry (especially dipped in chocolate) Banana (dipped in chocolate too) Watermelon Blueberries Peaches Oranges Plums Mandarines Pears Can't stand: < Apples Mangoes Paw Paw Lychees xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
What? I dont believe it. People really don't eat mango? I haven't met a fruit I didn't want to eat. Living in Hurstville I have to say we get some pretty bizarre things hanging in shopfront windows compared to ... umm.. Dubbo... Take Durian for example... I mean that stuff tastes a little like I imagine a solid block of soggy snot would taste like... "the smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as almonds, rotten onions, turpentine and gym socks" (google) . ... but I have eaten a whole one on my own.... all on my own.. lmfao... quite an interesting texture to it... I thought... something like custard apple.I love summer fruits best... all that juicy stuff smearing down my jowels... the delicate stone fruit are a prize... figs.. exquisite.... and how can you not enjoy lychees?... And all of them are great fun with a naked partner.Hey Tassie..... how are you with vegetables then? do you fancy a sweet lebanese cucumber? HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I lurrrve fruit.......the slippery dribbling soft fleshedcrunchy tangy furry skinned peelable poachable stewable, stick em in a pie sort,diced sliced singularly or mixed all together.The exotic, the regular, the foreign. Nothing better than experiencing the fruits of a new country. Bit like people really................xxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm not Fruitest ! I love all fruit...little pieces chopped up and placed in a clean bowl. I start by sniffing then I follow with a deep smell. Mmmm... gets me in the mood. Then I plunge straight it, grabbing a mixture of fruits all at once. Once I start I want more and more. My appetite doesn't stop. Sometimes I like whipped cream on top. Ohhh that is extra yummy. Whipped cream and the fruit juice dribbling down my chin. Mmm now I'm horny ! xx Saturn
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mangoes are out. Give me a mandarine any day, best fruit going around. Mind you not a big fruit eater though.
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tank__girl
15 years ago
All fruit, all day long. Like Stalky, I'm sure I'm yet to meet a fruit I didn't want to eat! Fruit on my breakfast...strawberries, blueberries, banana. Bred into me I think.. Fruit in smoothies...Mango, banana, strawberries, I use packet frozen berries alot. Good way to 'sneak' fruit to the lil one too..! Fruit Juice in the juicer...Apples, oranges, pineapple, grapes, pears...mixed with a 'fresh' bunch of silverbeet! Fruit in cock/mocktails....MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Fruit and cheese...figs, grapes and strawberries with a variety of yummy cheeses I could eat for every meal. I often eat a block of Brie cheese, with a bunch of grapes and some yummy fig or spicy pear paste with it, for a 'snack' with a drinkeepoo...YUM! Fruit and ice-cream...Fresh mango with a good quailty vanilla ice cream...Or Strawberries'n'ice-cream with icing sugar, naughty. Cold fruit when it's hot Mmmm...juicy 'chilled' stonefruit, watermelon or summer berries..ohhhh yeaaahh..SLluurp! Hot fruit when it's cold Mmmm...LOVE apple pie or baked pears with custard. Or...Everyones favourite, my 'Pear Pizza', YUM!!! Can't stand...Dried fruit. Ewwww....don't be fooled, it's no good for you (most of them!). People trying to lose weight often seem to think they are doing the right thing by snacking on dried fruit. Little do they know they are snacking on what is almost pure sugar...The EMENY. Just quickly...I've just lost 40 kg's, and have learnt alot about nutrition. Eating shiteloads of fruit is sometimes NOT the right thing to do in some cases. It can be doing more harm than good! Talk to a nutrtionist if you're having troubles with weightloss or upset tummy troubles, bloating, lack of energy etc etc. :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Eating lots of fresh fruit makes a man's jizz taste better.(just cross polinating threads and doing a little self promotion here.. :p)HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Really enjoy fresh fruit so much better if you can find a great fruit and veggi shop and you can notice how much nicer it is over the Coles Wollies CRAP. Fresh Fruit everyday Love It
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RHP User
15 years ago
love fruits... even the occasional fruit in a suit Watermelons injected with vodka smuggled into the cricket, Drinks in a pineapple or coconut (with the cute little umbrella) Frozen bananas.....might be a while til I get to play with them again, Thanks Yasi ! Mango massage, mmmmmm So many fun things to do with fruit!
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RHP User
15 years ago
i was talking to some of my kiwi fruit friends, and they were deeply offended by ur comments. next u will be wanting to ban nanas and/or anges. maybe when the man goes u will be sorry it left.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Eating lots of fresh fruit makes a man's jizz taste better.(just cross polinating threads and doing a little self promotion here.. :p)HugsStalky Stalky, I will be around shortly with my fruit basket. I love mangos - the soft squishy texture, the way you have to suck all the juice before it starts to slowly drip down your chin. When I finish a mango my face is usually all covered in juices. Mmmmmm xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Love fresh fruit. Love the fact that with increased technology, aka air travel I can get cherries form the USA out of season and mangoes form Mexico also out of season. I love :- cherries, blackberries, raspberries, bananas, oranges, watermelon, grapes, rockmelon, pineapples, feijoas, passionfruit, kiwifruit, peaches, nectarines, apricots, plums, mangoes, rhubarb, grapefruit and oranges. I am sure that there are more that I have momuntarily forgotten like dates and figs. I dont like apples very much. I have plastic containers iin the fridge with cut up selections of fresh fruit for the kids to snack on at will. When we have athletics carnaval and a cake stall at the school. We make fresh fruit skewers and the kids will buy them before they even think about buying a cupcake in house colours. Frozen bananas put through the food processor with a tablespoon of carab powder.....like yummy chocolate soft serve icecream. Frozen raspberries in the blender with caster sugar......just soooo good. Blackberry season, blackberry smoothies and blackberry and apple pie
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tank__girl
15 years ago
I 'do' hate something...green bananas that make your tounge furry! *Cringes* But then...I LOVE eating whole kiwi fruit??! Again, bred into Me....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mangoes are the bomb!Now you combine that with a nice just under-ripe Banana, and you have a wicked fruitsaladCombine a Mango, Banana, and a gorgeous Mrs Rough, and you have a fruit salad made in heaven Maybe you not eating your fruit the right way
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RHP User
15 years ago
whats a tounge? is it like a lounge, is a furry lounge like velvet, like inthe back of the shaggin wagon, complete with bar and tv set, portable in colour with curtains.
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RHP User
15 years ago
stirring imagery there meeks. methinks its time for a little tug. it shouldnt take me long as u already know.
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RHP User
15 years ago
So elequently put TANK but my ex used to eat it by the bucket load and she farted something cronic. I think there is is a link there.
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tank__girl
15 years ago
Quoting 'prestwich' furry fruit flange for female smokerellawhats a tounge? is it like a lounge, is a furry lounge like velvet, like inthe back of the shaggin wagon, complete with bar and tv set, portable in colour with curtains. Presty, have you been fermenting your fruit...???
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RHP User
15 years ago
I thought this thread was going to go in a different direction too. I wonder what that says about me... haha I know mangoes are pretty devisive- people generally either love 'em or hate 'em. Well I still love 'em even after mango picking two summers in a row. When they're picked mostly green (as they need to be to get to the markets ripe) they shoot sap out of the stalk. You have to point it towards the ground quicksmart. Some of them dribble and ooze, like a guy having a mediocre orgasm, but most of them shoot a hardcore stream like no guy can. The sap is acidic. I got burns across my stomach that blistered from leaning against the trailer. After 2 and a bit weeks the skin on my hands went dark brown and started to peel - but I think that was more from the neautralising solution we washed them in to get rid of the sap. Just as nasty only on the other side of the pH scale. (Don't worry, ladies. This was years ago. The hands are silky smooth and the scars from my stomach have disappeared. Heh.) So next time you're tasting some delicious mango, spare a thought for the poor bugger who had to pick it! And if you don't like mangoes, there's a good reason to add to your list for not doing so...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'prestwich' whats a tounge? is it like a lounge, is a furry lounge like velvet, like inthe back of the shaggin wagon, complete with bar and tv set, portable in colour with curtains. lmao.. that's funny. I always stick the tounge in..... to the back of my sharona.Meeks.... You're giving me a wet spot with all this dirty talk of wamming and innuendo. :pHugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Take Durian for example... I mean that stuff tastes a little like I imagine a solid block of soggy snot would taste like... "the smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as almonds, rotten onions, turpentine and gym socks" (google) . ... but I have eaten a whole one on my own.... all on my own.. lmfao... quite an interesting texture to it... I thought... something like custard apple.Durian is actually supposed to increase your sex drive too apparently ...wanna experiment with that Stalky? hehehe and if you don't eat it all I'll have to smack that bum of yours...Oh who am I kidding? I'll smack it anyway hehehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Mangoes...yum Paw Paw.... yum Jackfruit...yum... all exotic fruit from the islands.. and all have aphrodesiac qualitys.. The more you eat the thicker the ejaculate for guys and a more sensual tingling feeling for the girls..Now what can be wrong with that ??? Also like ... bananas.. peaches.. plums... .... apples? hmmm nope..
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RHP User
15 years ago
this was meant to be a tongue in cheek shot at all the haters out there....but i like where it went...good to see lots of fruit lovers out there!JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ'this was meant to be a tongue in cheek shot at all the haters out there....but i like where it went...good to see lots of fruit lovers out there!JMO...BJxxx I love the fact that ANY thread in here can go completely off track and get fruity without warning! xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ' this was meant to be a tongue in cheek shot at all the haters out there....but i like where it went...good to see lots of fruit lovers out there!JMO...BJxxx i tried really hard to turn this thread nasty...but RHP wouldnt let me but il say it again... YOU PEOPLE ARE GROSS...FRUIT IS DISGUSTING you all make me sick roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why do some prefer hairy fruits to smooth skinned ones? How sensual a banana feels when it fills your mouth with its sweet pulp and yet some dislike the mere smell of it. I guess that's just how people are. We all have our preferences.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep, You are right... some with hair.. some smooth... hmmmm what are we talkin about here ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
is guava. I cannot be in the same room as one without feeling sick. (This post was for Roxxy)
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RHP User
15 years ago
finally some one understands...good for you irresponsibility are rasberry lollies a fruit???...they are nice roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' finally some one understands...good for you irresponsibility are rasberry lollies a fruit???...they are nice roxxy Oh....I would say ANYTHING raspberry is fruit!!Be it lollies....golden circle cordial.....raspberry choc covered bullets...zooper doopers!Mm....lmao!
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aldus1
15 years ago
Oh BJ you are such a fruitcake, but a lovely one
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love fresh fruits of all kinds...and have been known to have a bit of "fun with fruit". Hiding and finding frozen blueberries is on one of the lists of my favourites...but damn they can be a lot of work. Efficiency and fun...chuck these all in a big blender with some ices and a little fresh creame ... | Pineapple, cherries, strawberries, bananas, watermelon, blueberries, peaches, pears and mangoes. Blend just until thick and still chunky...too I assumed we would remove the pits, right? Now then...find an cooperative and attractive sous chef, ask her to undress and help "serve"? | Nothing beats a fresh frappe.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' finally some one understands...good for you irresponsibility are rasberry lollies a fruit???...they are nice roxxy So is chilled lemon/lime or orange cheesecake...especially homemade. Not sure about triple-chocolate, though.....can anyone enlighten me?
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RHP User
15 years ago
yes its time to squash 'fruitism', to berry the hatchet so to speak, and blend all of our juices to produce something better than any single element on its own. if fruitism is allowed to flourish, the day will come when blackberries wont be safe to walk the streets unless they're in pears. i for one am always happy to share some of my cream in the interest of creating a better world.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'TassieRose' finally some one understands...good for you irresponsibility are rasberry lollies a fruit???...they are nice roxxy So is chilled lemon/lime or orange cheesecake...especially homemade. Not sure about triple-chocolate, though.....can anyone enlighten me? OMG its a fruit....i have no idea what website this is from, but i believe it lol Under their "motherly" care the cocoa trees develop. Their fragile branches are not capable of supporting the weight of the precious fruit, which always grows directly on the trunk of the tree, or close to it, near the forks of the main branches. google is never wrong...so cocoa beans are a FRUIT...so that would mean "triple-chocolate" anything has to be good for you roxxy
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DonnaBrett
15 years ago
I love mangoes..but they have to be really cold!! Paw paw yum..but it must have sugar with it. Apples I used to like..but find nowadays they give me a stomach ache...too acidic ..same with oranges!...Hmmm...what an odd thread to have on a sex site forum
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'rcflyer69' Quoting 'TassieRose' finally some one understands...good for you irresponsibility are rasberry lollies a fruit???...they are nice roxxy So is chilled lemon/lime or orange cheesecake...especially homemade. Not sure about triple-chocolate, though.....can anyone enlighten me? OMG its a fruit....i have no idea what website this is from, but i believe it lol Under their "motherly" care the cocoa trees develop. Their fragile branches are not capable of supporting the weight of the precious fruit, which always grows directly on the trunk of the tree, or close to it, near the forks of the main branches. google is never wrong...so cocoa beans are a FRUIT...so that would mean "triple-chocolate" anything has to be good for you roxxy WOOHOO!!! So eating chocolate is the same as eating FRUIT??I'll go with that one!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Donna_Brett' I love mangoes..but they have to be really cold!! Hmmm...what an odd thread to have on a sex site forum | theone1983 ...don't know about you, but that looks like about as close to a volunteer as we might get here to help in kitchen? | You explain it to her...I am about to fire up the blender and meet you out back. I'll bring a plastic sheet to cover the picnic table...this could get messy. | Jamie Oliver got it so wrong. Glad I watched Nigella instead.... | ...this was her very own original recipe.
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RHP User
15 years ago
worked in the Brisbane Fruit Markets (sunshine produce) sampled just about everything...........loved most of it but cant go mangoes or passion-fruit........think its the aromas........ fruits a great way to start the day, natural sugars and lots of water content.........yummo
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erotictouch4u
15 years ago
I don't mind furry fruits like kiwi fruit and peaches. Eat them whole just like my women Just don't eat lychees and pears.
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RHP User
15 years ago
donna_brett, i think u have the final ingredients that we need for our fruit/cream smoothie. we wont put in any apples or oranges if u dont like them, but i dont think we'll need them anyway. we've already got plenty of bananas and ripe, juicy plums, that ass looks like a real peach, and im sure u have some nice tasty melons. sweetened to taste with honey from ur pot, (in place of sugar), and finishing off with a few healthy dollops of cream. mmm...just brilliant.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Grew up surrounded by orchards in the Perth hills. All year round there was something to pinch. Mum had a hard time forcing us to eat fruit at home. We had to eat the hole thing, but sneaking into an orchard and only eating the best sweetest parts, leaving a trail of half eaten fruit in our wake, mmm was so nice and naughty. My parent knew we did it but they never told us off, we where just not allowed to take any home. My parents are ex army fitness freaks, guess they thought, if we where to steal, at least its healthy. We would stuff our selves till our bellies bulged or the farmer came after us shaking his fist, us running for the bush teeshirts full, laughing with excitement. We knew when and where the best picking where.Peaches are my favorite, the best grove up high on the hill with plenty of sunlight, we had to get in before the harvest, so got very adept at spotting the early ripe ones. A giant old fig was a hide out many a summers day, from the top we could see the entire valley, munching on sweet figs we could spot the farmers working, and plan our raids. We would spot our opportunity, monkey down the tree, dash across several orchards, expertly pluck the bounty. Returning to our hide out pumped with adrenaline, to feast some more.My best fruit moment was after a very long push bike ride around 120km, on my way back to home I deiced to pop into my parents house to get a cool drink and something to eat. It was around 38-40c, the sun beating down. They where not home, so starving for energy I grabbed a passion-fruit. Their dark and get very hot in the noon day sun. Reluctantly I bit open the first one and sucked out the contents. Oh my god... Nothing sweet had ever tasted better then hot passion-fruit, 15min and there where no ripe ones left, had around 30 even the ones just turning I had sucked and scraped dry. Left a note, sorry about the passion-fruit but was hungry.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Chocolate is a fruit!! and so is Maggie Beer's burnt fig jam, caramel and honeycomb ice-cream!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' Chocolate is a fruit!! Guess it could be...made from beans that puts it in the zone. Now about that mention of "trace protein" on the wrapper...it's virutally impossible to get every bug out of the the bean bags before warming your Amedei Chuao and drizzling it over your melons...or even those lucious mounds of ice cream. | Oh well...I am addicted and recovery is for those that want to stop!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Standing in the warm sunshine , plucking a round slightly fuzzy ball, biting gently into the tangy soft juicy flesh and feeling the succulent juice run down you chin, MMMmmmmm.Eating peaches straight from the tree is orgasmic!Most fruits are sexy, and worth sharing.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fruit is a metaphor people!!!think for example...apples = skinny minnies, mangoes = fatties, BBW...whatever you wanna call themfuzzy fruit = smokers etc. etc.Tastes are much more acceptable when you talk in terms of fruit.No-one here is being derided for not liking mangoes...but change mango to "fat chick" and the world goes crazy!JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
absolutely. is a fruit, or the seeds of a fruit...the theobroma cacao. the pod has a soft sweet flesh and the 'bean' is a seed..........so yea, if fruits good for you it stands to reason that chocolate is good too lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
What it is...is one of lifes necessities...and if you dont believe me...enter my house at the wrong time and try taking my chocolate away.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am now laughing to damn hard to type. Just tell me if she agrees, will you? | I can be airborne almost immediately! | | ...I want to take home any leftovers!
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RHP User
15 years ago
lmao OMG, you are a baaad man.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thats sounds great, I,m into fruit now, I didntknow that.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Justalloveryou' Thats sounds great, I,m into fruit now, I didntknow that. | Hi there, gorgeous...quick question, do you like to cook? Actually...if you just like a good spit roast and the sound of a well prepared mixed fruit frappe, I have been looking for a willing sous chef to train. | The guy in charge of the bar-b...you know the one, opps theone. I don't even have to ask him about this...he is a very bad man. But then again...we are not here to talk about gardening. So what do you think... | ...want to come and learn to cook? | ...and both at the same time!
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