RHP

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May 23 2012

Dear RHP PTB*,   fab site, thanks for the forums** and instant posting, love your work. One thing though. Could you please change the size/reduce the height of the smilies, so that when you post them in-line you don't get a line break? Yes, I'm being a pedantic git, but it's making me develop a nervous tick every time I read a thread or go to post something, and see that hideous gap in what would otherwise be beautiful rows of expressive prose. It would take about half an hour with a graphics editor and a few lines of code to fix, and probably save me a half dozen worry lines by the end of the year.   Visually yours,   Neptune   *Powers That Be **This is to pre-empt those that would go on to correct me and tell me "forums" is wrong, I should say "fora" because of the Latin blah. Technically either are acceptable in modern usage, so if you want to use "fora" go for your life, but if I don't point this out I feel I'm inviting trouble. Don't be that guy. That's my job. *** ***That line break looks terrible.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Neptune....not much going on in your life...or anal much! Bugger...everyone has instant posting but Moi !!...don't think the PBT like me very much....lolLove ya work Neptune.Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    For a you is a jolly good fellowneptune _drift x Hugs H

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Love it neptune.....very funny! Brought a to my face.....xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    i'm visualizing your pantry and it's uniformity

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I think you're cute!!!! Hugs roxxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    We have somthing for those that are ANAL amongst us dont we girls? . Check out the topic on strap on fun if you dont beleive me!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Felonius F, surprisingly, neither. In fact, the opposite - a) too much going on, so of course the sanest thing to do is sink a couple of hours into a sex forum and pretend nothing else is happening, and b) not much anal recently, but I've got a new friend and she says she's keen to change that! Not necessarily what Handmaiden is referring to, but then not necessarily not! It's a big wide world out there. Wait, that's a poor choice of words.   Coodie Y, don't you know the fastidious detail obsessors are the ones with the rest of their lives in total chaos? You're a brave man if you want to open my cupboard without protective gear on. It's like Jumanji in there.   roxxyrose, I'd be flattered if just hours ago you hadn't said "cute" held no sway over you!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    places your smileys in strategic places....where you'd be starting a new paragraph anyway...and it will look perfect...no one would be the wiser about those line-breaks....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Brought a smile to my face too ...hehe cheers for that xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I get very worried when I look in a cupboardand it's too tooperfect......I feel the need to look behind mefor a person smiling witha knife in theirhandjust like thatmovie umsleeping with theenemy , Julia Roberts annoyed mea little in that movie but I got over it in the endespecially when I locked eyes on the sexyschool teacher who lived next door,singing his heart out with a hosein his hand........................Hehe I made you something, hope it doesn't do your head in, because I coloured outside the lines.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    *Shrug* Paragraph spaces format properly these days. I'm happy.

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    14 years ago

    I could get paragraph brakes and indents on here with an iPad.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Impressive though and Mrs. P has your problem sorted for you with the font size, Neptune, but what about the emoticoms themselves? Surely RHP should have some customised versions, like "the orgasmic face" or "the cocksucker face" and that little devil is just not evil enough for my liking.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'jensman1903' Impressive though and Mrs. P has your problem sorted for you with the font size, Neptune, but what about the emoticoms themselves? Surely RHP should have some customised versions, like "the orgasmic face" or "the cocksucker face" and that little devil is just not evil enough for my liking. You are right Jensman, I could have spent that 5 minutes on a more worthy cause but it was fun I want a shocked face smiley, there is a real need for on here lolThe orgasmic face might be a little hard to differentiate from one's poo face and ummm , Im not actually certain I want to see that. I do agree that the devil looks far too happy to be evil though.Like the idea of a cocksucker one, but can see the possibilities of one with his fingers in the shape of an L on his forehead going global

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    My watery kingdom for an 'Edit' function. Let's try and be realistic though!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Oh I think of all those times I could've saved myself from looking like a goose *sigh*