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Friday funnies.....enjoy!

October 01 2010

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson have his son circumcised?A: He needed a new set of eyelids.