M47
Fraudulent vanity
November 11 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
Bahahahahahaha Oh I can imagine the disappointment! The funniest thing I have read all day :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Applestrudel, you are a unique and delicate flower, a glittering star, a diamond in the rough, if you will. And yet, entirely without equal (or even similar)! I laughed. Laughted so much my dog is looking at me oddly now. Thank you. Good times. P.S. Confession time, have had the exact same mental process when viewing my own profile. Substituting, of course, "lady" for "man".
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just wanted to say that your post and profile have me a giggle. Wit is nice change from the usual things i read.
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RHP User
15 years ago
You are a funny man Applestrudel!Can't say I have been caught checking out my own profile yet...not sure I would admit it if I did!I also liked the 'Dr Zeuss'-esque tone of your profile, as justlace said, it makes a nice change from all the usual ones.As for drinking milk....well I think I have already said all i need to on that subject in the breastmilk thread Mrs NTN
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RHP User
15 years ago
My delightful Luxemburg. I am most pleased I have provided you with a helping of humour.. if even at the expense of one' own self. Dearest brownbrown from funky town.. I wear your compliments well... however, I might add I'd sooner not be a delicate flower. A dear friend once likened me to that of a Durian tree. A tree bearing somewhat offensive, pungent fruit that is sort after for it's exotic properties. Make of it what you will. PS- glad to see I'm not the only person rowing the PG error boat. PPS- I'm aware that "P.S." should be written as such... however, at times I like to rebel. Much like "thankyou" :) Justlace. A tip of the hat to you my dear. MrsNTN. Thanking you oh so kindly. Dr Zeus or Dr Seuss? I'm vaguely familiar with both... so I'll have to take your word to the likening. Much love kidlets. xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey Applestrudel - as I have mentioned to you before I just love my strudel with lashings of cream........ mmmmmmmm One of my favourite deserts - seriously.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh dear. How frisky of you Meeks. I'm keeping my good eye on you.
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RHP User
15 years ago
...thats all I got Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
I was looking at my own profile too and noticed that RHP proudly told me I was 50% compatible with myself...hmmm I know I sometimes what I do with myself should rate higher than 50% but then again ... the fact Im a male I would have counted for a substantial whack to my compatability... with this mysterious rffnut dude... :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
as you are one of my favourite things........... Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings These are a few of my favorite things Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes Silver white winters that melt into springs These are a few of my favorite things When the dog bites When the bee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad
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RHP User
15 years ago
A bitter cup to swallow? It wasn't mine to begin.. No, sweetest was the milk that finally came-I spilled it on purpose. It's impossible-I don't want to do it anymore-my hand is unsteady, My head hurts and my soul is still drunk and confused on furlough Whores, lies and absent goodbyes-is the new me. Outcomes unknown, unpredicted, communications-danger ahead. My discovery, the Tell-tale heart of many I've seen it-all of it, in the forest or was it the desert? A dominant heart of glass, a visionless vision in a room... I confess, It's a pastime any time, Time is all that I have now.. The vintage is now acrid, flavourless, to inhabit the tasteless-flat. There is a light-leading the way out-I looked away, it was still there F*** it's gone-again it's all dark now-I hear a noise... At the window I listen as she laughs although in tears with a friend: "Drowning in the Serpentine-me, a repeat performance-you have to be kidding?" Best I return to this path leading down-destination known but it is so well-worn...ho hum Brecon, the beacons...hasten the march, once more into the breach.. Distance, disharmony and absence of any consolation... Armed response, declined advance, left to consider, they're right-surely wrong? Wrong time, wrong one now, all the words are wrong, wrong, wrong... "Close the wall up with our English dead!" Slumber is definitely absent from this, the "convenient" distant shore Company kept-behind the blind-leading them now to what? To lead you now? Will you ever really be led again? Can't forget the smell, taste in the throat-what incredible waste... Fear nothing, see no one, as the same-what is that anymore? Will the full cup I crave ever sustain me or will I only bring it to curdle and waste in the heat of my Hell? Here we go-begin to go around-again-no Master no Mistress within or without to guide. Give the orders one last time-your promise to yourself-pointless-if the battle is not yet over Why have you abandoned your post-you were to lead not follow You have to, say it, do it...get over the trench-you're rotting away in your well worn boots "Bring the bricks and mortar then-it's time-to finish this edifice of pain.." ************************************************************************************* Is that a pitchfork in your pocket lover-are you so displeased to see me? NymphetamineDrm
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RHP User
15 years ago
A bitter cup to swallow? It wasn't mine to begin.. No, sweetest was the milk that finally came-I spilled it on purpose. It's impossible-I don't want to do it anymore-my hand is unsteady, My head hurts and my soul is still drunk and confused on furlough Whores, lies and absent goodbyes-is the new me. Outcomes unknown, unpredicted, communications-danger ahead. My discovery, the Tell-tale heart of many I've seen it-all of it, in the forest or was it the desert? A dominant heart of glass, a visionless vision in a room... I confess, It's a pastime any time, Time is all that I have now.. The vintage is now acrid, flavourless, to inhabit the tasteless-flat. There is a light-leading the way out-I looked away, it was still there F*** it's gone-again it's all dark now-I hear a noise... At the window I listen as she laughs although in tears with a friend: "Drowning in the Serpentine-me, a repeat performance-you have to be kidding?" Best I return to this path leading down-destination known but it is so well-worn...ho hum Brecon, the beacons...hasten the march, once more into the breach.. Distance, disharmony and absence of any consolation... Armed response, declined advance, left to consider, they're right-surely wrong? Wrong time, wrong one now, all the words are wrong, wrong, wrong... "Close the wall up with our English dead!" Slumber is definitely absent from this, the "convenient" distant shore Company kept-behind the blind-leading them now to what? To lead you now? Will you ever really be led again? Can't forget the smell, taste in the throat-what incredible waste... Fear nothing, see no one, as the same-what is that anymore? Will the full cup I crave ever sustain me or will I only bring it to curdle and waste in the heat of my Hell? Here we go-begin to go around-again-no Master no Mistress within or without to guide. Give the orders one last time-your promise to yourself-pointless-if the battle is not yet over Why have you abandoned your post-you were to lead not follow You have to, say it, do it...get over the trench-you're rotting away in your well worn boots "Bring the bricks and mortar then-it's time-to finish this edifice of pain.." ************************************************************************************* Is that a pitchfork in your pocket lover-are you so displeased to see me? NymphetamineDrm
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RHP User
15 years ago
apparently i'm only 35% compatible with myself *pout*
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