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Fractured & Broken bones...
February 28 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep few things, both little toes, my left pinky finger and my nose . *warning..do not let the dog jump off the pack rack of the motorbike while heading for a branch of the Blossom tree*
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RHP User
15 years ago
I learnt this tip working up the snow and its proven invaluable! Treat the injured area as you would a sprain....eg : ice it. If it is a sprain it will go cold/numb and you will feel relief. If it is a fracture/break , after about 5 minutes you will experience intense pain in the affected area.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think substained should be sustained........substained sounds like something you do to a sub at the end of a session.............
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Yep few things, both little toes, my left pinky finger and my nose . *warning..do not let the dog jump off the pack rack of the motorbike while heading for a branch of the Blossom tree* Note taken, no dogs on bikes!! :-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' I learnt this tip working up the snow and its proven invaluable! Treat the injured area as you would a sprain....eg : ice it. If it is a sprain it will go cold/numb and you will feel relief. If it is a fracture/break , after about 5 minutes you will experience intense pain in the affected area. Hey Ruby, I did ice it and no reflief etc.. I was feeling pain like you dont believe. And yes stll very painfull today. Doctors are yet to confirm a fracture!! NOthign too visable except on area that one doctor claims might be a fracture.. but yeah.. no confirmation yet.. But thanks for your reply! Waggy83
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'exitonly'I think substained should be sustained........substained sounds like something you do to a sub at the end of a session............. Sorry posting this stuff from my blackberry, very hard to read properly and spell check is odd
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RHP User
15 years ago
Never broken a bone but i've dislocated both knees and both shoulders. One at a time, of course. still hurts like a bitch tho PS a broken bone is a fracture, it's the same thing, just common term vs medical term.
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RHP User
15 years ago
in all over 13 various breaks during my life from toes, ankles, all the way up to my skull.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Broke my ankle when I was about 10. I was playing commandoes with the boys (no, not going with out underwear) Part of our course was to jump off the garage roof. I made it twice but on the third time, landed wrong. But all was not lost, I hired my crutches out for 20cents a go during lunch break at school. I broke my cheek bone, the socket under my eye and a bone in my hand when iin my early 20's. Well I didnt break them, they were sustained in a physical attack. I got smacked in the face with a hunk of wood. Then in my late 20's I cracked a rib running down the shearing shed board and collided with the wooden corner of the wool table.
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RHP User
15 years ago
i've broken my left index finger, my left collar bone, 3 times, my left metatarsal bone, (in foot), my right wrist, right thumb, two ribs in my back, fractured my hip in 5 places. (that one fucken hurt)
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RHP User
15 years ago
just realised i was being a bit self indulgent. hope ur ankle isnt broken. crutches suck ass. even if u did break it, it could be worse...think of the other bone ur famous for, and imagine what a bummer it would be if u broke that.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983' just realised i was being a bit self indulgent. hope ur ankle isnt broken. crutches suck ass. even if u did break it, it could be worse...think of the other bone ur famous for, and imagine what a bummer it would be if u broke that. it's a great excuse for laying back and doing none of the work
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RHP User
15 years ago
Never broken a bone myself :D but did manage to fracture 3 ribs when I got impaled on my weights bench.
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RHP User
15 years ago
true, but its a shitty way to blow all the annual leave you've saved up.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Insomnian'Never broken a bone myself :D but did manage to fracture 3 ribs when I got impaled on my weights bench. I am sure 3 fractured ribs qualifies as broken bones.
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RHP User
15 years ago
a fracture or break is the same thing.... sooooooo waggy, I would be treating your foot as broken until the Dr tells you otherwise.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I broke my right ankle when pissed and dancing to Midnight Oil in 4" stiletto's lol. I was so drunk that they took me to the hospital and as soon as I got the cast on I went out clubbing again! People wanted to sign it...but it was still wet haha! But OMG when I sobered up...the pain was so unbearable...I wanted to be put to sleep forever! < Have also broken my little toe on my right foot and OMG it is amazing how that little thing brings such pain and how you can't walk properly...who would have thought that a little toe can have so much effect on how you walk...Oh yeah, was pissed again when I did that too! < Luckily I don't drink anymore...so touch wood!! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
If they are finding it hard to work out what it is if it is swollen...be careful...as that happened to a friend of mine (finger) and they had to operate on his finger and insert rods as the break was found pretty late! And they had to re-break my daughters wrist when she did hers as they didn't find it in the beginning either! < Good luck with it! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Officially, I've never broken a bone.Unofficially, I'm indestructible.I did sprain my ankle pretty badly though, then did it a few more times after that and that was good for 3 operations in the end.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I blame the high heels and not the vodka...but i went over on my ankle...and it swelled up like a mofo...couple days later...had xrays...nothin.So I hobbled around on this ankle for a monthbefore I went back to the doc and told him it was still killing me.Had a bone scan...and yep....Busted!Seems the swelling had been holding the bone together.Took nearly 2 years for it to come back to nearly 100%So get your doc to get you a bone scan.Then you'll know for sure.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Broken arm, hand, ribs, toe all at different times.Had an X jumping around ridding me cowgirl once and my penis got bent and made a snapping noise. Bruised and had an obvious kink in it for some months but it sorted itself out. Lucky or I could have been kinky for life.
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RHP User
15 years ago
i took a kid to the hospital with what i thought was a broken wrist after sport one saturday arvo...for the doc to tell us that "no it isnt broken, just sprained" he forced one of those tight bandage things over it with the poor kid screaming her head off i dropped her back to her mum told her what the doc said and left the kid in killer pain...felt awful went round that night to see how she was and there is the girl running around like nothing had happened...its seems it was dislocated...she was running to the kitchen after i left her and her brother (gotta love him) tripped her over and she banged it down on the bench...put it back in place lol...i wouldnt recomend it but it worked, no more pain lol so just watch that what they tell you and if it seems wrong...question it me yep i broke my left wrist as a kid...a boy pushed me off the slide at school...not down the slide, off the side of it...hit the ground like a sack of shit lol...but to say sorry he brought me a purple candle in the shape of a mouse lol plus i had a horse tread on my foot and broke my little toe on my right foot and everyone is right...worst pain ever and i cant blame the 4inch heels like the other ladies so il blame the gutter cause geez they make gutters big these days lol...didnt break my ankle they told me but shit it was painfull...gutters should not be such a big drop, you fall off a gutter its a long way down lol roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
My ankle was crushed when I was 18 months old. I'd only just learned to walk too. And I broke a toe running into a wall on a train as a teenager. It still looks funny. . Hope your ankle heals fast :-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' My ankle was crushed when I was 18 months old. I'd only just learned to walk too. And I broke a toe running into a wall on a train as a teenager. It still looks funny. . Hope your ankle heals fast :-) Hi Hun, Thanks for sharing you stories with us! I'll take care around walls & trains! Thank-you for your get well wishes! I hope to be up and about soon as its really impacting all 4 of my jobs.. Waggy83
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'TassieRose' i took a kid to the hospital with what i thought was a broken wrist after sport one saturday arvo...for the doc to tell us that "no it isnt broken, just sprained" he forced one of those tight bandage things over it with the poor kid screaming her head off i dropped her back to her mum told her what the doc said and left the kid in killer pain...felt awful went round that night to see how she was and there is the girl running around like nothing had happened...its seems it was dislocated...she was running to the kitchen after i left her and her brother (gotta love him) tripped her over and she banged it down on the bench...put it back in place lol...i wouldnt recomend it but it worked, no more pain lol so just watch that what they tell you and if it seems wrong...question it me yep i broke my left wrist as a kid...a boy pushed me off the slide at school...not down the slide, off the side of it...hit the ground like a sack of shit lol...but to say sorry he brought me a purple candle in the shape of a mouse lol plus i had a horse tread on my foot and broke my little toe on my right foot and everyone is right...worst pain ever and i cant blame the 4inch heels like the other ladies so il blame the gutter cause geez they make gutters big these days lol...didnt break my ankle they told me but shit it was painfull...gutters should not be such a big drop, you fall off a gutter its a long way down lol roxxy Hi, Thanks for your sharing your stories. Yes doctors have been know not to be a great as they should/could be. My own mother has her own share of issues etc with doctors. I dont trust doctors myself and avoid them and drugs as much as possible... Waggy83
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'funtwosee'Broken arm, hand, ribs, toe all at different times.Had an X jumping around ridding me cowgirl once and my penis got bent and made a snapping noise. Bruised and had an obvious kink in it for some months but it sorted itself out. Lucky or I could have been kinky for life. Yes I've heard that men can snap/break their dicks. I am lucky to not have this issue
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MissBJ'I blame the high heels and not the vodka...but i went over on my ankle...and it swelled up like a mofo...couple days later...had xrays...nothin.So I hobbled around on this ankle for a monthbefore I went back to the doc and told him it was still killing me.Had a bone scan...and yep....Busted!Seems the swelling had been holding the bone together.Took nearly 2 years for it to come back to nearly 100%So get your doc to get you a bone scan.Then you'll know for sure.JMO...BJxxx Hey BJ, Yes fashion is a killer and appreciate when ladies wear heels. They are sexy and yet risky for women Waggy83
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' If they are finding it hard to work out what it is if it is swollen...be careful...as that happened to a friend of mine (finger) and they had to operate on his finger and insert rods as the break was found pretty late! And they had to re-break my daughters wrist when she did hers as they didn't find it in the beginning either! < Good luck with it! xFunlovingx Thanks for your stories and wishes Waggy83 x
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983' just realised i was being a bit self indulgent. hope ur ankle isnt broken. crutches suck ass. even if u did break it, it could be worse...think of the other bone ur famous for, and imagine what a bummer it would be if u broke that. hi, Thanks for sharing your stories. Yes crutches are annoying. Hinders my 4 jobs! Haha I know this questions sounds like fishing etc, but am I really famous for that "bone"??? lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
I broke my left ankle running after a mob of cattle. Didn't see the post hole that had no post in it and *snap* My husband heard it break and he was about 25 metres away. So of course I"m laying there screaming, and the dog rushes over to see what was wrong with the boss, I screamed "sit" at him, which he promptly did.... on the ankle! I was 31 when that happened, first broken bone. Snapped the tendon in the same ankle 5 years later. Personally I love crutches, I've just now returned from hospital and dearly wish I had some. VB
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RHP User
15 years ago
I broke my left femur in a car accident when i was 9 y/o. Had to spend 10 weeks in hoospital, in the bed, without getting out. Talk about boring!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
*I tripped over a train when I was 8 and broke my arm near the elbow and where the arm connects to the shoulder socket.About 4 years ago I was seeing how many pushups I could do in 3 minutes (you know.. as you do... showing off to the boys at the gym)... and I hear this crunchy sound. MRI reveals a partial tear where one of the muscles connects to my shoulder.. x-ray reveals arthritis in the shoulder where the old break occurred... therefore the partial tear cannot be reciified without a plastic shoulder reconstruction. Don't use it.. says the surgeon... because a shoulder reconstruction is only good for around 15 years and you can't have two.That pissed me off a lot... .no bench press.. revised training routine... no freestyle or backstroke..... nurturing the shoulder now for the last 4 years.... it's unstable because a part of the shoulder bone broke away..Anyway... my dick still works.HugsS
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' *I tripped over a train when I was 8 and broke my arm near the elbow and where the arm connects to the shoulder socket.About 4 years ago I was seeing how many pushups I could do in 3 minutes (you know.. as you do... showing off to the boys at the gym)... and I hear this crunchy sound. MRI reveals a partial tear where one of the muscles connects to my shoulder.. x-ray reveals arthritis in the shoulder where the old break occurred... therefore the partial tear cannot be reciified without a plastic shoulder reconstruction. Don't use it.. says the surgeon... because a shoulder reconstruction is only good for around 15 years and you can't have two.That pissed me off a lot... .no bench press.. revised training routine... no freestyle or backstroke..... nurturing the shoulder now for the last 4 years.... it's unstable because a part of the shoulder bone broke away..Anyway... my dick still works.HugsS Hey Stalky, No one said you was old! And good to hear your dick works too! :-) Waggy83
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'VikingBitch' I broke my left ankle running after a mob of cattle. Didn't see the post hole that had no post in it and *snap* My husband heard it break and he was about 25 metres away. So of course I"m laying there screaming, and the dog rushes over to see what was wrong with the boss, I screamed "sit" at him, which he promptly did.... on the ankle! I was 31 when that happened, first broken bone. Snapped the tendon in the same ankle 5 years later. Personally I love crutches, I've just now returned from hospital and dearly wish I had some. VB VB, Thanks for the stories, um why do you love crutches? Waggy83
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RHP User
15 years ago
That reads really badly doesn't it waggy? "I love crutches"... hmmm. What I meant to say, for the filthy minded out there, was that I find walking aids, so named crutches, very useful. Firstly for the purpose for which I currently need them for, i.e walking aid (really really f*cked my foot and leg up and the swelling is impressive), and secondly for beating cheeky youngsters about their earholes ( just cause I'm a little old lady and occasionally I feel the urge to beat some sense into the younger generation.) Now where did I leave me teefs? VB
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have never broken/fractured/sprained anything, had stitches or even feinted - which is a miracle coz I have had quite afew dodgey opportunites too! lol!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I haven't yet had a full break, I did get my foot cracked blocking a shot in sport (just laced the boots up extra tight and played the rest of the tournament that week) - I thought it was just bruising, but when the physio did the ultrasound therapy it made the cracked bone ends vibrate against itself. Wasn't very pleasant, but thankfully didn't need a cast.The times I had casts as precautions, the X-ray showed no breaks so off they came.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I may not be very mobile atm an' I may not be able to lay hands to me teefs right now, but you can bet your fukken bippy I can still peg a thong at some cheeky sheila what needs it! VB xoxo
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erotictouch4u
15 years ago
In my early teens was swinging on a tarzan rope over a small creek and lost my grip falling across a not so submerged log. Unfortunately no Jane to come to my aid.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Riding a motorcross bike i hit a tree and snapped my femur, knee cap, and a spiral fracture down my shin.. fully fucked the bike never to go again, it bent like a bananna. It took a while to get over and still today sometimes even walk with a bit of a limp and got some gnarly scares to show for my time in prison..i mean hospital... For all those out there that say they've never broken anything, YOU BETTER TOUCH WOOD, i forgot to.lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fractured, cracked & broken ribs, broken nose, fractured shin, broken fingers and toes, hand bones messed up by a dog, right index finger almost cut off and a fractured skull. Mostly from farm work as a kid, stupidity as a teen, and a bit of everything as an adult. Most of the specifics behind my scars and injuries sound pretty messed up (hatchets, knives and claw hammers) but its all just innocent mistakes and a good amount of bad luck.
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