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For The Single Ladies
January 24 2022
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MsSuperFoxy
3 years ago
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🔝 A full stop. Probably because they did stop by my profile. 🤷♀️
Rather pitiful, actually.
Ms Foxy
sw1ng3rz
3 years ago
The “wanna fuck”
MissyT
3 years ago
Hi
Literally. Hi. I get that one often.
RHP User
3 years ago
You have really nice teeth
MsSuperFoxy
3 years ago
Cum ere u fertile, thing you.
I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Ms Foxy
Rising_Phoenix
3 years ago
I had a guy keep messaging me on Facebook with “👍”, I’d open it and not reply (because why would I?) so eventually he upgraded to “wyd” 😂
That obviously was never going to go anywhere.
I’ll have to start writing them down because man I get some great one liners and cheesy pick up lines thrown my way, I can remember my reactions but not what was said or by whom.
Player_J
3 years ago
"Do you drive"
Followed by "how much"
Then the most chivalrous line "I can pay for your bus fare"
🙄🙄🙄RHP User
3 years ago
Just first message being only a dic pic.
Not sure what the expectations are in a reply.
I just deny the access to albums now because I'm just not interested in men who think a dic pic is worth a 1000 words. 🤣
Cuddles4fun
3 years ago
"Hello gorgeous, I would like to be in those lovely tits"
Sawadee
3 years ago
The sexiest thing ever said was when l was slow dancing with a girl ld only met that afternoon.. Looking me straight in the eye she whispered . " l cant wait to see you naked " .. 😲.. Amazing what a few words at the right moment can do...
Yellowpenguins
3 years ago
One that just sends "yesss" every so often 🤔😅
RHP User
3 years ago
"Hi" wins it, but here's a example of most of the messages I get, made up of at least 90% pathetic ones:
30% Hi
10% How are you?
10% What are you up to?
20% Nice Profile
10% Wanna fuck?
10% You're hot
I could go on. The other 10% would be made up of other single line messages.Ex007
3 years ago
This has been way more entertaining then my usual Tuesday night. You have not disappointed team 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
MissyT
3 years ago
Oh. Another favourite.
“Hi. Couldn’t be fucked reading it all but great arse. CU 2nite? I can host?”
When zero response is received, I get this a few days later: “I live in [some suburb I’ve never heard of) if that helps.”
Nope and nope!
The_kiss
3 years ago
Just recently was a message with....."You owe me a coffee"
which had me stumped thinking, had we chatted before but no we hadn't well not that I was aware of. So my reply was "Owe you" and how did this occur ?.
His reply "Because I dropped mine blah blah blah"
Was actually kind of cute, well made me smile anyway.
time4us4play
3 years ago
Hi, nice tires wanna fuck?
time4us4play
3 years ago
*tits* not tires. Dam auto correct
MsSuperFoxy
3 years ago
My best one yet....
"I want to fuck you under a boab tree in an African plainland, so the tigers could watch"
My reply (which was absolutely true): Well, actually I'm flying out to Africa in the morning.
Shame we never met up. However I did see animals having sex under a baobab trees, whilst on an African safari. I didn't see any naked single men, standing alone under a boat tree. 🤣
Ms Foxy
nightingale8
3 years ago
What about the best/worst one liner you’ve sent out?
Mine, “I work for ASIO”. Best AND worst.Ex007
3 years ago
One received from a gentleman who wish to remain anonymous. This was the opening message 😳🤣🤣
“ Hi there , I just wanted to say how drawn to your profile I was. You’re pictures took me straight back to a time when I was working on my uncles farm. It was a beautiful farm and I used to help him with the tractor work. I used to wake up in the morning and look out over the beautiful rich paddocks and I remember having exactly the same thought then as I did just now when I saw you. I thought to myself gee I’d love to plough that”RHP User
3 years ago
"Young cock here". Be still my beating heart :)
mihelz
3 years ago
As a part of a couple looking for a single gal, I’m finding these very helpful. 😆
RHP User
3 years ago
“Hi, babe”
RHP User
3 years ago
Just received this as a first message -
“Hi guys I'd love too get together with Yas Im up for anything you guys like I love eating pussy and have a bag of sex toys that would make your vagina explode !!!”
🤔
Tempting, but no thank you. Not sure I want my pussy to explode 😩
gigglegirl
3 years ago
3sum with two hung black guys? Am in town.
This is the opening line from someone I've never met or spoken to and has no profile photos.RHP User
3 years ago
I have a BBC ‘with photo’ here for you to enjoy all your fantasies…
Yeah, your profile name didn’t make it clear that’s all you think you have going for you. Got some bad news though, seen lots of white ones bigger than that, colour doesn’t matter.
2fit3
3 years ago
I had a red head guy send first message…
“Are you allergic to gingers?” 😆RHP User
3 years ago
“Been rimmed lately?”
“I wanna cum inside you”
“Anal?”
“Hi…”
☝️ literally the first and only sentence.. Like, I’d rather set myself on fire 🤦🏼♀️ 🙄
ozmelbcpl4cpl2
3 years ago
Wow
Hot
Wanna fk
Come over
And worst of all besides a cock pic
Is Hi
bianca_dd
3 years ago
99.9% of them. Way to many to list and they don't deserve publication or acknowlodgement
Opalrose
3 years ago
Got told I had a mans body yesterday, because I wouldn’t go straight to kik. From a single girl covered in cellulite (or most likely a guy pretending to be a girl, hoping I’d prove them wrong on video).
RHP User
3 years ago
I know I'm not a lady but I thought I would share this as a trans male... an example of the lines I get.
"Hey I have a fantasy of being with a guy but I'm not gay. So do you wanna hook up? you have a pussy yeah?"
Chevymetal
3 years ago
It's seems i put too much effort. With my ones then.
When I was married the ex wife best friend was on in dating apps and was getting dick pics straight up. The ex wife would go round there for a coffee and go through all the ones she'd received that.
That was the extent of my knowledge and didn't realise how much of an epidemic it. Still I was pretty blase to it. Then my mum got tinder. Dudes please stop sending your dicks to every woman in the universe. It's not there even an attractive looking thing
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