M67

First enounter worries ...

December 31 2011

The following are indicators that the first encounter is not going well (adjusted for the male perspective):1. You don't recognize her from her profile photo.2. You think her mother turned up instead.3. She brings her toddler children.4. The sudden look of disgust and loathing registering on her face when she first sees you.5. She brings her husband (you didn't know she was married).6. She refuses to acknowledge you, even though you know exactly who she is, she is suddenly looking for 'her friends who were going to meet her here'.7. Her attire is totally inappropriate for where she agreed to meet you (either following the bogan dress sense or so totally over the top that it is embarrassing).8. She turns up drunk or high.9. She takes one look at you, turns on her heels and walks out.10. She bursts into either tears or a tirade about her ex.11. She launches into a long monologue on what total bastards all men are.12. She informs you she can't stay long as she has another 2 'coffee dates' organsied for that afternoon (this one actually happened to me lol).13. She doesn't turn up at all!!!! 9.

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RHP User

14 years ago

For couples: The woman half never turns up, she "couldn't make it" but "we can still play anyway right?" If I had a dime.....

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RHP User

14 years ago

Mooka, good to see you have a sense of humour. I hope you have good first encounters as well.

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RHP User

14 years ago

Even had one guy follow me back to the carpark in broad daylight and try and grab me. A couple of years of Kung Fu training came to the fore and I left him with a few bruises and the smell of my exhaust. I have to admit to being guilty of doing a "12" but only because of travel and time factors.

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Innercircle

14 years ago

No 1 fear... a big 9" cock flops out of "her" g string...But, going by the list, we've had 1, 2, 7...

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RHP User

14 years ago

Its like you know your in trouble when..... He/she chews food with mouth open and it falls out on the plate. He/she smokes and butts it out in the dinner plate. He/she has really bad breath and and keeps saying things like HOOooow are you, and Haaave you got time for a fuck and your so HOOOOT. And you wish you could stick your head out the windwo to get some air. he/she gets drunk and throws up He/she starts to get you all hot and then panics when the phone rings and its the other half he/she forgot to tell you they had. They eat and leave you with the bill at the cafe Your waiting outside a cafe and hear a squeel of tyres as he drives past without stopping The good part about your list is that happens before they fuck you. After a fuck is They have a golf game at five am and have to get there in time. Yeah its a night game. They ask if you mind can their mate join in who is waiting out in the car Or the classic sorry forgot protection can we have sex anyway sureeeee give me the gift that keeps on giving!NOT

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RHP User

14 years ago

About to leave now before any of the above happens to me.

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RHP User

14 years ago

Great sense of humour, but an excellent point of view on the realities of dating sites.The BIGGEST factor for me is that Number 13.out of 100 women, 98 never turns up. Although, im sure the women would say the same thing...

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