Fakes fess up

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  OK, I admit it. I am really Dolly Parton. There. Famous people like me ant to be incognito so we can expereince a "normal" lifestyle without ever wondering if people really like me or whether they are just sucking up to get on my good side and take a galk at my Norkos. I dont mind sharing, honest... after all Ive got enough ta~tas to go around, but by being in disguise I avoid the brewing fuss from the paparazzi, my mother in law and my real life fan base. I'd like to finish this confession with a littel song..... There must be something fishy goin` onYou said you were goin` on a fishing trip with some old friendYou said that you`d be home tonight somewhere around tenWell here it is it`s two o`clock and you`re still not at homeI think there`s something fishy goin` onI think that I`m a sucker that`s swallowing your lineI try to make myself believe that it`s all in my mindBut you never ask me if I`d like to go along so there must be something fishy goin` onThere`s something fishy goin` on on these fishing trips you`re goin` onI`m gettin` tired of staying home aloneSome night when you come home and discover that I`m goneYou can bet there`s something fishy goin` onI guess some large-mouth bass left that lipstick on your shirtI don`t think you`re a fisherman honey I think you`re a flirtWell if you`re goin` fishing then why don`t you bring them homeI think there`s something fishy goin` onhere`s something fishy goin` on...Yes you can bet there`s something fishy goin` on HUgs Stalky

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  raging bull queer going through an identity crisis...and ffs stalky, turn the volume up...cos i canna not hear ya singin'...i'm also an in-the-closet-scotsmen-wannabe too...jose...oh, and an too...

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Apparaently I'm a fake - 1. a guy in drag (explains why i cant find nice shoes in my size) 2. because I dont hear from you in 3 months, you dont return my messages, i naturally think you arent interested then wow! you are in my area for the night tonight so can we hookup? sheesh boy I have plans you should have told me you were coming to town then i wouldnt have made these plans. Obviously because I have a life and dont want to change my plans at the drop of a hat to meet you I cant be a woman or just another one who talks it up but doesnt follow through 3. I dont want kids (well thats unnatural I have to be a man) And what am I doing with all those cock and naked body shots I am getting?? Selling them of course - remember that life I was talking about? Well its how I spend my evenings. Kisses Focus

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Seems as though I've attracted the most non-fake peeps out there. Stalky if you promise to dress up as Dolly then I'll take you out on a date, wanna come Jose, is wearing a kilt enough to classify as cross-dressing?

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  I am a man, pretending to be a woman, pretending to be a man. I feel like I need to say 3 Hail Rhps for my Sins I must also confess to perving on both women and other male RHP profiles. I confess my name is not Brae , it is in fact Barry. Pheeeeeeeeew ! I am so so glad to get that off my chest (these fake breasts are heavy) Brae or Barry or Bernadette or ...........................

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  seeing as you mentioned drag queens.......I have one in my belly dancing class !!!! complete with bulging gonads pushing thru his/her slinky mini skirt............brave act i thought !!.......no I havent asked if they are on RHP.....to buy trying to get my hips to defy nature......

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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  my name is earl.i'll give it a burl.till i need my new best friendto hold my hairi gunna hurl.bugger PMT. need naprosenand chockies.... STAT....ohhhh bugger. i may have said toooooooo much.this message will self destruct in 10 seconds.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaboohooobooohooooahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

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