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Fake orgasm ... ...

May 26 2010

I am wondering whether any guys (men) on here have actually faked an orgasm? I was watching a Seinfeld episode recently and Elaine admitted to Jerry that she faked all the time with him ... and Kramer (God bless him) piped up and said he has faked as well ... I had to put up my hand too ... With a woman I had been going with for a short while ... with a condom ... it was taking a long time .. she had well and truly cum and gone ... I had to meet someone ... so I put in a performance to rival Sally in When Harry met Sally .. She didn't twig (I think) and said something like wow .. that must have been good for you .. Afterwards (she was a great lady by the way) she had a spring in her step and I actually detected a bit of raunchy pride about her ... So guys ... I know women have and do ... but have any of you faked it?

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RHP User

16 years ago

The question should be who hasn't? lol I think every one man or woman has at some point.

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RHP User

16 years ago

I wouldnt care either way ... And i cant say i have faked one (not that i can remember) No point really is there??

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RHP User

16 years ago

And with Phenomenal...HOLY SMOKE there would be NO Faking with you HOT HOT HOT

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RHP User

16 years ago

ive tried to fake not having one, but noone was fooled

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RHP User

16 years ago

It's tricky for us blokes to fake it convincingly. I always try to persuade them into a doggie position... groan, moan and then pull out and spit on their back for added effect.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'wowwow09' And with Phenomenal...HOLY SMOKE there would be NO Faking with you HOT HOT HOT thank you wowwow..;) Quoting 'Jean_Girard' It's tricky for us blokes to fake it convincingly. I always try to persuade them into a doggie position... groan, moan and then pull out and spit on their back for added effect. lol Jean. That it hilarious with the spit on their back. I'll remember that now so no guys can pull that on me. lol

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RHP User

16 years ago

I've no need for faking it. If it's not happening I usually yell "next". :p hugs Stalky

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Tart_Du_Jour

16 years ago

In all honesty I can't say I ever have. Plus with me there are a few physical indicators that I have with an orgasm that would be very hard for me to fake.

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RHP User

16 years ago

hillarious!! Quoting 'customer69' Quoting 'Jean_Girard' It's tricky for us blokes to fake it convincingly. I always try to persuade them into a doggie position... groan, moan and then pull out and spit on their back for added effect. How much is that doggie in the window? The one with the spit on her back?Does that mean females need eyes in the back of their heads now? Maybe they do??

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'Jean_Girard'It's tricky for us blokes to fake it convincingly. I always try to persuade them into a doggie position... groan, moan and then pull out and spit on their back for added effect. And here I was wondering why every guy I have ever had sex with has always insisted that the only way they can get off with me is by doing it doggy style. Always thought it was weird that one of the guys ejaculated a piece of used chewing gum onto my lower back.... Now I know! As always, thanks Dr JG :) Belle

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RHP User

16 years ago

That chewie had run out of flavour.Random

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'tinquabell' Quoting 'Jean_Girard'It's tricky for us blokes to fake it convincingly. I always try to persuade them into a doggie position... groan, moan and then pull out and spit on their back for added effect. And here I was wondering why every guy I have ever had sex with has always insisted that the only way they can get off with me is by doing it doggy style. Always thought it was weird that one of the guys ejaculated a piece of used chewing gum onto my lower back.... Now I know! As always, thanks Dr JG :) Belle Thanks for the best laugh I have had in such a long time Belle.....roflmfao hahahahahahaha that is classic!!! xFunlovingx

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RHP User

16 years ago

but im still young i might do it one day sometime i wish did i get tired in the 3 round

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RHP User

16 years ago

Geeze Tinq....lucky you hadnt bought that man an upsized macca chips to munch on ........very messy !! as always ....such a gentleman Stalky....lol pm rof lol !! just checking for the sticky bits on my back miss b

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RHP User

16 years ago

its the ones that want the load inside that make it hard to fake ............... then again how do we explain chewing gum in there ????? and if its onthe back of the lady is that like saying he spits???? because blokes are always bitching about women that do that ??????? there are so many questions yet to be asked ,,,,,,, as usual stakly has the class.. andy

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