FUNNY POST: Pick ups/Rejections Best & worst

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  You pay for hotel...pick me up as I am a pensioner (70)....live in a retirment village lol We have 95% compatibility.....and my percentage say 50% .....dont get that one........ But its all good I can put them in there place.....when they go down the line of what they would do to me .... my reply: Babe I would not shag you for practice.........dont hear from them again lol... cheers ...Coffee xx

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Coffee that is the best rejection I have read.. i cant stop laughing ..may I use it :) please sassy

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Hey Sassy you use the line anythime.....but the rest is...... as I dont need practice....lol coffee xx

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Well I dont even know if you could call it a pick up line. But I recieved an email from a married guy saying "My wife is out from 9 to 5 tomorrow so ring on xxx xxx xxx if your up for it. " No picture - no nothing. Zero compatibililty. What a tosser. Wish I knew about the practice put down then. LOVE IT! xxxx Meeka

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I got my self into trouble. I was in the smokeres area at this pub. This guy who I was next to kept on saying to girls "I suppose a fuck is out of the question. " He was a kind a gross looking guy. So I said mate you "need a better line ". So I just turned to the girl next to me and said excuse me please excuse me for what I'm about to say,and then used his line. Well she went off at me like a volcano. I was lucky that her girl friend must of been following my convo with this bloke. It was probably the best put down I ever seen a five minute rant. Fab.

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