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FUNNY NOISES THAT MEN MAKE WHILE EJACULATING
February 14 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Medusa lovie, there's a fella here (on RHP) who puts the fake porn stars to shame. I won't mention his name, but honestly...!!!!!!!A several close friends of mine and I were sharing an experience and he got in on the action. The noises that emanated from that bloke, seriously, one person had to go outside to laugh, I found it necessary to bury my head and laugh as quietly as I could - but my poor mate couldn't, he had to sit there and watch the whole thing with a straight face. As long as I live (and I can probably speak for the others that were there too) I will NEVER forget that... or him!Viking*its a cruel but highly amusing world*
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh the embarrassment!!! and yes VB it is indeed cruel and amusing :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I had one fellow who just said over and over again "How is it that a girl like you hasn't got a boy friend....How come? How come? How come? How come? Over and over again..... Was really weird....! lovebittenxxoxox
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Frankiesgame
16 years ago
PMSL VB.... reminds himself to keep mouth shut next time!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
gwadddd....I know a guy that sloopy kissed! OMG ewwwwwwwwww.... Those first feew kisses.....Was enough..I ran ! lol Another guy I know is HOT!.....he moans and bits his lower lip..hehe... silly kisses sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx VikingBitch wins so far!...lol...
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RHP User
16 years ago
I had a partner once that would make the moist awful face when he was just about to cum - he would screw his face up and it was like that his eyeballs were going to pop out of his face and then be sick! The first time he did it I cracked up! I could never look at him again when we had sex! The worst men are the ones that never utter a word and you have to ask them that awkward question - "did you cum?" Pusscat
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'lovebitten' I had one fellow who just said over and over again "How is it that a girl like you hasn't got a boy friend....How come? How come? How come? How come? lovebittenxxoxox I usually scream "Holy crap - hang on to something babe, it's been a while and I don't want you shooting across the room like Cynthia did - god bless her"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'woody_pusscat' The worst men are the ones that never utter a word and you have to ask them that awkward question - "did you cum?" I so agree with you there....I remember one guy, he frustrated the hell outta me with his "silent" sex ..a good lover though. I hinted that I needed a clue that he was about to cum...his dry reply was to wear a bell...oops! ;P Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I prefer moans and groans when making out... As a woman it is better hearing a man make them weird and wonderful noises, but when they scream or are very loud, it turns me off :S
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RHP User
16 years ago
There is a guy on here that I absolutely LOVE watching wank on cam.He makes the most divine noises...so much so that I asked him if I could record them so I could use them for inspiration!!!The fact that he is a really awesomely great guy helps his cause too.I don't like noises when they sound fake though...but I do love a growl or a grunt or a moan...mmmmI don't like chicks when they make fake noises either.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz... I usually scream "come back, It was an honest mistake! I slipped" Why Jean was I reminded of that episode of Danny Crane with the blow up doll? :p Stalky Quoting 'Jean_Girard' I usually scream "Holy crap - hang on to something babe, it's been a while and I don't want you shooting across the room like Cynthia did - god bless her"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'woody_pusscat' The worst men are the ones that never utter a word and you have to ask them that awkward question - "did you cum?" Pusscat i have to admit im one who doesn't say or moan much if at all when i cum. mostly because i trained myself not to i use to live in a house with thin walls my roomies could hear me (mom and dad) and now i just don't feel the need to groan. maybe a mummer and some heavy breathing. i did get cramp once that time i screamed
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh I have to agree wiv ya lovely Pusscat, me likies noise and tis a lil embarrassing to have to ask lol. On the other hand me had to spank a certain someone a couple of weeks ago for making more noise in the spa then me even lol, but me finkies the spankies just made him moan louder.... me is trying so hard to stay in the good books with the neighbours..havent dared check the letterbox in case there is another noise complaint lol. Some where in the middle is just fine for Me xx Miss Honey xx <<< ya gorgeous girl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Oh yes oh yes coupled with heavy breathing and i enjoyed that so much, with a very nice thank you, and more kisses as a thankyou. jonny
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RHP User
16 years ago
WOW sumcumfun, u sound like you are a real wild man in the sack...lol xxx
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