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FUNNY!!!!

February 24 2015

I went to the supermarket today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That's a good joke. And may I say you are looking absolutely awesome for a man your age Nath. You put us ordinary folk to shame. Keep up the good work.😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The story AND your pic? 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Bless you darl xx

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    You are only just around the corner from me......maybe my lucky day.....😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    ?????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If you have nothing nice to say then get off RHP. I have noticed that "YOU" madam, have cynically commented on many posts' on RHP forums. Show some respect and at least take the time to "actually" check out my FULL profile before you shoot your mouth off!!!! #sheesh!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    God your sexy when your mad. Here is a ticket fly over , whip Me spank me , make me write bad cheques. Don't stress if ya get a little sand in ta crack. It's part of playing in the rhp. Sand pit. Now hurry up and get your clothes off. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    OP, you started out so well. A nice joke. Nice bod to catch some attention. Were travelling well.......... Pity the brain/mouth didn't live up to the foreplay with an obvious lack of humour. Strange considering the topic. Your shot at some advertising just ricochet and hit you in the gonnads and now everyone WILL be looking at your FULL profile but for all the wrong reasons. Good luck!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    All I saw was compliments. I don't know what you read.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Lovinit28' You are only just around the corner from me......maybe my lucky day.....😘 Is he? Is Nath coming to drinks. Yoo hoo Nath.... I have a surprise in my pants for you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I also assumed Meander was suggesting that the picture is fake or something.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Annie_Whichway' OP, you started out so well. A nice joke. Nice bod to catch some attention. Were travelling well.......... Pity the brain/mouth didn't live up to the foreplay with an obvious lack of humour. Strange considering the topic. Your shot at some advertising just ricochet and hit you in the gonnads and now everyone WILL be looking at your FULL profile but for all the wrong reasons. Good luck!! Pfffft!!! What ever!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My profile is verified, and it doesn't matter to me what she thinks!! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Am I missing something here? Who are you referring to OP? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Good light humour fantastic . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    OH wait. Does he mean me? LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'JerseyGirl' Am I missing something here? Who are you referring to OP? - Posted from rhpmobile I read it all as keyboard drooling from the ladies of RHP???