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FAIL!!!! How many times have you....
October 12 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just checked out your profile inspirit and the second pic is indeed as the writer described - glasses and all. Maybe you need to remember what pics youve put up publicly or check your own profile more regulalrly. Its nice to see someone tailoring an individual response to your profile. Good on him. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
received a message,quite long and detailed but it began''I know I am a little older than your seekng criteria'',my response ''gosh,you mean you are over 90?''......x R
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RHP User
13 years ago
Inspirit your long dark hair , little nose, redish background thingy..how could he resist !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yep I failed and blundered and fucked up really bad.....All I can do now is take the utter piss out of myself ....Thanks Focus...Think i'll take your advice lolWalks off not embarrassed just laughing at oneself. Time for a Verve I think. Happy fails
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RHP User
13 years ago
I think all of us can see your pic with glasses on inspirit
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RHP User
13 years ago
Anytime inspirit its good to see you able to laugh at yourself. As for Epic fails hmmm not really just more forgetful profiles and people who need to sort their medication out Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Laughing with you not at you inspirit .....We must have posted at the same time before.Hey, its Friday afternoon, definately time for a drink,cheers
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love that we can laugh and just take the piss out of ourselves. Many a time I have been knocked on my arse of my high horse. Ouch! Or opened my mouth to change feet is my usual way. Though I think guys start out well but then have to go from the handshake to licking your pussy in two sentences. Draw it out you intrepid writers!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thank you for this Friday afternoon hilarity! My eyes are watering from trying not to piss myself laughing while at kids swimming lesson..... I love how much you just laughed at your own mistake and this whole forum post made me very happy. Thank you inspirit :D Mrs Wilko xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' Inspirit your long dark hair , little nose, redish background thingy..how could he resist ! Hey....Maybe I need to wear them more often PMSL
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RHP User
13 years ago
This evening (about 30 minutes ago) I was entertaining a man I had met IRL. As we are getting further intimate and I was sucking his cock he made an extremly inappropriate comment. A bit of background before I get to the comment. I am very open about my sexuality and the people I work with know I am on this site. The person I was with tonight is a friend of someoen I work with. Prior to getting together this evening we had discussed y sexuality, this site, the friends I have made and my family and how much they accept me for me (are we seeing where this is going yet?) As Im sucking his cock he comes out with: 'Does your Mother swing?' I was out of that bed, fully clothed and kicked him out so quick even Im impressed with my speed. He tried to explain but I was so....upset (not the right word but it will do for now) that I wouldnt listen. Im still shuddering at the thought. Kisses Focus *think I need a nice long hot shower*
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'wilko23' Thank you for this Friday afternoon hilarity! My eyes are watering from trying not to piss myself laughing while at kids swimming lesson..... I love how much you just laughed at your own mistake and this whole forum post made me very happy. Thank you inspirit :D Mrs Wilko xxx Please stay tuned for Spirits Friday fuck ups..... Bound to be more....and yep he did message back and ask I check my photo's .....oh lordy.....doofus I is. Talk about mud on the face
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RHP User
13 years ago
I was in the chatroom joining in with the kiddies, they were 'discussing' fetishes. I wrote in haste, "My fettish is spelling, I don't do anyone who can't spell" I spent the rest of the night 'taking the piss' with comments like ....... I won't be doing ME ever again!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I would think it appropriate that you were pleased with any response at all. Dokic removed that thing off her face so it may be a possibility for you also...... There is no need to brag about a guy trying to refrain from asexual climaxes...... I'm sure if he closed his eyes really tight even you might be exciting grandma.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Lost_Focus' This evening (about 30 minutes ago) I was entertaining a man I had met IRL. As we are getting further intimate and I was sucking his cock he made an extremly inappropriate comment. A bit of background before I get to the comment. I am very open about my sexuality and the people I work with know I am on this site. The person I was with tonight is a friend of someoen I work with. Prior to getting together this evening we had discussed y sexuality, this site, the friends I have made and my family and how much they accept me for me (are we seeing where this is going yet?) As Im sucking his cock he comes out with: 'Does your Mother swing?' I was out of that bed, fully clothed and kicked him out so quick even Im impressed with my speed. He tried to explain but I was so....upset (not the right word but it will do for now) that I wouldnt listen. Im still shuddering at the thought. Kisses Focus *think I need a nice long hot shower* OMG that is soooo funny.... how was the shower PMSL
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'Lost_Focus' This evening (about 30 minutes ago) I was entertaining a man I had met IRL. As we are getting further intimate and I was sucking his cock he made an extremly inappropriate comment. A bit of background before I get to the comment. I am very open about my sexuality and the people I work with know I am on this site. The person I was with tonight is a friend of someoen I work with. Prior to getting together this evening we had discussed y sexuality, this site, the friends I have made and my family and how much they accept me for me (are we seeing where this is going yet?) As Im sucking his cock he comes out with: 'Does your Mother swing?' I was out of that bed, fully clothed and kicked him out so quick even Im impressed with my speed. He tried to explain but I was so....upset (not the right word but it will do for now) that I wouldnt listen. Im still shuddering at the thought. Kisses Focus *think I need a nice long hot shower* OMG that is soooo funny.... how was the shower PMSL Sure its funny now...and I understand why he said it but really? Couldnt he have asked that question outside the bedroom? Sheesh. Great boost for my ego......a guys is spending time thinking of my Mother while Im the one sucking his cock - and no he hasnt met her however I do have a lovely photo of her on my lounge room wall. Hey Mum that deterrent works - now the guys I bring home want you more than me lol The shower? Very nice, my skin is raw from the amount of scrubbing I undertook and now I need more mouthwash I gargled that much of it. Quoting 'axiom28' I would think it appropriate that you were pleased with any response at all. Dokic removed that thing off her face so it may be a possibility for you also...... There is no need to brag about a guy trying to refrain from asexual climaxes...... I'm sure if he closed his eyes really tight even you might be exciting grandma. Im trying to figure out who you are trying to insult. Gee do I hope its me because Im spoiling for an argument right now Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' I would think it appropriate that you were pleased with any response at all. Dokic removed that thing off her face so it may be a possibility for you also...... There is no need to brag about a guy trying to refrain from asexual climaxes...... I'm sure if he closed his eyes really tight even you might be exciting grandma.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sometimes I have to kick myself off RHP chat for a few days.Some of my FAILS include: 'whispering' my number'whispering' that I would meet such and such at a public toilet to fuck'whispering' the name of my bi fwbAnd on Facebook?Creating a 'Bi-Girlz Hotel Party - Leave the boys at home!' and making the event public. To the great enjoyment of my sisters, cousins, aunty, ex-boyfriend, colleagues etc...Now if someone does a radical FAIL my friends call it 'Doing a Betsy'.
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rover35
13 years ago
Quoting 'BetsyBellagio'Sometimes I have to kick myself off RHP chat for a few days.Some of my FAILS include: 'whispering' my number'whispering' that I would meet such and such at a public toilet to fuck'whispering' the name of my bi fwbAnd on Facebook?Creating a 'Bi-Girlz Hotel Party - Leave the boys at home!' and making the event public. To the great enjoyment of my sisters, cousins, aunty, ex-boyfriend, colleagues etc...Now if someone does a radical FAIL my friends call it 'Doing a Betsy'. Ans thats why we love you Betsy
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RHP User
13 years ago
aren't you ''A Little Ray of Sunshine''Axiom...did you wander into the wrong thread?
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RHP User
13 years ago
axiom28 on all counts ......ppppffft
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RHP User
13 years ago
all the pensioners want a slice of the action............... Tuna comes to mind
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' all the pensioners want a slice of the action............... Tuna comes to mind Dear Axiom, You're profile states: Safe sex "if required". Looks like you just showed us how intelligent you really are. XO p.s. Smoking is not sexy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
you are floundering here,carping away,sardined between some intelligent gorgeous fisherwomen,hook line and sinker they reel you in in..Sashimi anyone?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Quoting 'axiom28' all the pensioners want a slice of the action............... Tuna comes to mind Dear Axiom, You're profile states: Safe sex "if required". Looks like you just showed us how intelligent you really are. XO p.s. Smoking is not sexy. Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Quoting 'axiom28' all the pensioners want a slice of the action............... Tuna comes to mind Dear Axiom, You're profile states: Safe sex "if required". Looks like you just showed us how intelligent you really are. XO p.s. Smoking is not sexy. Yes sweetheart, safe sex if required.................I wouldn't wear a condomn in a monogamous relationship with a person I have feelings for. Babe thank you for thinking that I am intelligent(you may now be in with a chance) Ps yes unfortunately smoking lost its cool factor around about the time some ash flew into James Dean's eye and he died in his Porche.....Smoking to be sexy would firstly be extremely shallow and secondly be extremely stupid.........but thank you for allowing me to look into your character. May I add that most smokers these days do it responsibly and are very careful around non smokers..........If you want someone to blame , then I would suggest the federal government and its 40% tax, oh that would include gambling and alcohol also...............Hmmmmmmm maybe if all pocker machines were all of one colour it may stop pensioners going to the local club and losing their pensions. Quoting 'Freya13'you are floundering here,carping away,sardined between some intelligent gorgeous fisherwomen,hook line and sinker they reel you in in..Sashimi anyone? I see you have done your homework. I like your style Wipe that tartare sauce off your face......... Good Afternoon Ladies
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' you are floundering here,carping away,sardined between some intelligent gorgeous fisherwomen,hook line and sinker they reel you in in..Sashimi anyone? I love sashimi.....can we do him just caught.....pretty please....could slice him into nori rolls
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' all the pensioners want a slice of the action............... Tuna comes to mind Do you shave a problem here some where? If so care to explain if I have offended you
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RHP User
13 years ago
I do love them nori rolls....but he might be a bit too chewy....a fail I am sad to say...oh well ,plenty more where that lil' fishy came from...an axiom I live by....x R
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'axiom28' all the pensioners want a slice of the action............... Tuna comes to mind Do you shave a problem here some where? If so care to explain if I have offended you whatever gives you such impression?
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RHP User
13 years ago
"May I add that most smokers these days do it responsibly" Hahahaha! I see that you quoted me not once, but twice. You even borrowed my colours. I obviously made an impression.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13'I do love them nori rolls....but he might be a bit too chewy....a fail I am sad to say...oh well ,plenty more where that lil' fishy came from...an axiom I live by....x R Old bags are good to pass the time with arent they
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya13' I do love them nori rolls....but he might be a bit too chewy....a fail I am sad to say...oh well ,plenty more where that lil' fishy came from...an axiom I live by....x R But But..........I really suk at fishing
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' Quoting 'inspirit' Quoting 'axiom28' all the pensioners want a slice of the action............... Tuna comes to mind Do you shave a problem here some where? If so care to explain if I have offended you whatever gives you such impression? of your previous posts....maybe it was directed at all the older woman on here I don't mind you taking the piss though i'm pretty good at taking my own piss
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RHP User
13 years ago
I know when you were young during ww2 and during thr great depression people would have to "take their piss" as only about 30 percent of penicilin was absorbed by the body. But get with the times you georgeous old ladies...........these are modern times where all are plentyful
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' "May I add that most smokers these days do it responsibly" Hahahaha! I see that you quoted me not once, but twice. You even borrowed my colours. I obviously made an impression. and now I would love to return the favour and leave an impression of my manhood between your Mosman legs. followed by suspicious matter dangling off your upturned Mosman nose.......... "is there anytghing on my face"? she ask's in her Northern Sydney monotone.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' I know when you were young during ww2 and during thr great depression people would have to "take their piss" as only about 30 percent of penicilin was absorbed by the body. But get with the times you georgeous old ladies...........these are modern times where all are plentyful MEN WERE REAL and boi needed a good spanking sometimes
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'axiom28' Quoting 'Freya13'I do love them nori rolls....but he might be a bit too chewy....a fail I am sad to say...oh well ,plenty more where that lil' fishy came from...an axiom I live by....x R Old bags are good to pass the time with arent they I love this guy, its a hoot to read. I think he just put some bait down ladies. I am sure he is a charmer and funny as hell in real life. (Ding) ok you can all come out of your corners now, if I were you hon I would learn to duck and weave a bit more. Fish! hell no mine smells like crushed rose petals, or could that be mothballs as I am an OLD girl nahh its fine someone cleaned my pipes today , all good
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RHP User
13 years ago
Im younger than dear axiom28 so am I part of the granny crew or not?????? Kisses Focus *feeling a little left out *
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RHP User
13 years ago
Of course* But at least you're saying something worthwile xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Lost_Focus' Im younger than dear axiom28 so am I part of the granny crew or not?????? Kisses Focus *feeling a little left out *no need to feel left out sweets, but I must warn you I may ask about your mother
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeviousMissM' Of course* But at least you're saying something worthwile xx Thank you for the grammatical scolding. Love is a beautiful thing............. I can hear our song now "west end boy meets north end girl" So ya loaded?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ohhh I think that is really CUTE and flattering.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hilarious stuff !!!!! Axiom28 you sound like you are having way too much fun with this...take a deep breath....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dare I say;"like shooting fish in a barrel " !What I want to know Inspirit is are you going to have your nectar licked ?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting '50zcool' Dare I say;"like shooting fish in a barrel " !What I want to know Inspirit is are you going to have your nectar licked ? ...a sweet child like myself never tells hehehe
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Lost_Focus' I just checked out your profile inspirit and the second pic is indeed as the writer described - glasses and all. Maybe you need to remember what pics youve put up publicly or check your own profile more regulalrly. Its nice to see someone tailoring an individual response to your profile. Good on him. Kisses Focus I agree and to be honest i think it isnt fair to air a laughing session at people who have taken the time to write a message to you. Well the aim was to get your response but a public humiliation of them was not what they wanted.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Recently I messaged a couple with the phrase "You look nice." I know it's not that original but I sometimes use it purely as a conversation starter. Most people reply with a "thank you." Sometimes the conversation progresses, sometimes it doesn't. The couple in question a couple of weeks ago replied, "You look shit." I've been called a lot worse; the point is though that you can't see me on my public photo's. Maybe they think I'm a motorcycle...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I fail every time i log into Red Hot Pie!At least i am consistent
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RHP User
13 years ago
I really doubt that he was thinking of your mother as you were pleasuring him. After reading your story he sounding as though he wasn't quite at home with the lifestyle and maybe he was just suggesting that the swinging was something that you picked up from your Mother? Lol, either way, still mildly offensive but I would have given him the chance to explain himself.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Thomas_Eros' Quoting 'Lost_Focus' I just checked out your profile inspirit and the second pic is indeed as the writer described - glasses and all. Maybe you need to remember what pics youve put up publicly or check your own profile more regulalrly. Its nice to see someone tailoring an individual response to your profile. Good on him. Kisses Focus I agree and to be honest i think it isnt fair to air a laughing session at people who have taken the time to write a message to you. Well the aim was to get your response but a public humiliation of them was not what they wanted. what the hell are you on about!!!!!! The laughing session is at me if you read the posts. The original post was about "FAILS" we all get them and we have all done them......Lighten up! For the record...I simply forgot I had a photo up of me with glasses on.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Lovesharepinv' I really doubt that he was thinking of your mother as you were pleasuring him. After reading your story he sounding as though he wasn't quite at home with the lifestyle and maybe he was just suggesting that the swinging was something that you picked up from your Mother? Lol, either way, still mildly offensive but I would have given him the chance to explain himself. I was just trying to understand how my mother got involved in my post lol ......it's sunday
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