Extraterrestrial Education

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Oh that's easy. I'd bend one over the bonnet of its spaceship, lick its armpits and tear it a new one.... then tag team its arse with Tammy Guy!HugsStalky

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  You should sent them to a sex shop with glory holes, then a swingers club. That'll learn them. xxMeeka

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  You mean a fresh one? One who hasn't picked up any bad or sloppy habits? Come with me little white guy with big black eyes, let's get you started.....

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I wonder if our astronauts get training in this sort of stuff too, I'd like to think when the aliens get here (I'm hoping they're a bit like that one eyed chick from Futurama, or better still Jen Hawkins) they are at least a little knowledgable.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Female aliens are kidnapping men with big cocks. Obviously, you're not in danger but I'm just texting you to let you know this space ship is fucking awesome!

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I suppose that all depends and how far you want to let you mind wander...let's really make this work, so what if they came from the Planet of No Men and every one of them that got off the ship looked like Angelina or Charlize or Scarlett, were completely naked and couldn't speak. Check it out...they would never go on that weekly shopping safari and if they looked that good after warping through space, bonus...they are going to look that good in the morning too. | They of course would have unique alien powers...like every time they walked past a bunch of bananas the just accidentally could suck one right off the bunch and if you put a $2 coin in there the made an alien noise, trembled and 4 shiny new 50 cent coins dropped back out. They then drew you a picture and you find out that they reproduce from anal sex and then only from the saliva of other women from their planet...no babies unless you let them get near each other. | Then the good part...you only had to show them your cock and being full of alien superior alien intelligence took to that like a duck to water...like a kid to a lollipop...like, well you get the picture. So what would I do? | I would put them all in an airplane, fly to Utah, become a Mormon and marry them all. I think the only thing I would have to teach them is how to cook, clean and iron my socks. | I'm going to call Roswell right now and see if any have landed.

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