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Extracts from the Karma Sutra.....
July 27 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
What if they want pleasure as well?Or maybe produce baby melons one day?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I would be inclined to warm them first. Doesnt icy cold things cause shrinkage? Do you drill a hole in its melon arse first? You know, penis sized? Or cut the top off and have it all wet and slushy? If you had a special board that you could clamp to the table, maybe with a couple of small nails in it you can stab the melon onto the nails. That would hold it steady and you could slap away. l I really think that melons are amoral.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Are you making melon smoothies ? xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Do not even mention splitting melons to me Stalky!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hahaha! Ohhh Stalky LOL. Some say that the Kama Sutra is an evolutionary work in that it "promotes the cultivation of skills to become a well -rounded and well-evolved individual with healthy, intimate relationships with others ... I just can't work out where you and your melons fit into this picture! :-p Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
I dont know... maybe the proverb is to try and convince boys to grow good melons... anyway.. they'd obviously be wishing melons grow all seasons hey!Anyway.... I dont think I'd take up work as a shampooer.... I mean that gig is a bitch!!""When they wish to do anything they lead the life of shampooers. Under the pretence of shampooing, he embraces and draws towards himself the thighs of the man whom he is shampooing, and after this he touches the joints of his thighs and his jaghana, (Oh ffs just dont even ask!). Then, if he finds the lingam (that's obviously kama for cock) of the man erect, he presses it with his hands and chaffs him for getting into that state. (lmfao.. I can see it now... "Hello Sailor... Who's a naughty boy then"?) If he is ordered by the man to do it, then he disputes with him, and only consents at last with difficulty. The following eight things are then done one after the other: The nominal congress Biting the sides Pressing outside Pressing inside Kissing Rubbing Sucking a mango fruit Swallowing up At the end of each of these, he expresses his wish to stop, but when one of them is finished, the man desires him to do another, and after that is done, then the one that follows it, and so on."I have heard of people having a bit of a plan... but what happens if you spit your mango?HUgsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
lmfao~ you made me snort coffee! HugsGaz Quoting 'Krissy_G' Like sometimes youll want to strap that fridgid bitch to the table, slap her ass and show her whos the boss. Other times youll want the lovey dovey, gushy gooey sex so..... Id get an aplle pie then.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Obviously these men in skirts are having all the fun in thier shampoo sesions while the women stay at home pregnant and barefoot. I want a hairdresser like that! As for spitting the mango fruit....Stalky you know all the good bitches swallow
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RHP User
14 years ago
Ha!ha!ha! Thanks Stalky I got a laugh out of that .I was wondering tho; why not save the Melon for later, enjoy chomping on it after both of you have participated in hours of sizzling Hot Sex. I seems much more fun to me. Another exerp from Memory was about the Guys licking the sweat off the balls of the Stallion .They believed it gave them strength ,sexual staying Power equal to the Animals .More Power to you Guys!!! .It seems a lot of gruelling and awkawrd work just to keep Farking full on for 7seconds Oh!! You stud You!!!! Ha!ha!ha! lol Lu :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Everyone loves a nice ripe pair of melons
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tamworthguy46
14 years ago
Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Another exerp from Memory was about the Guys licking the sweat off the balls of the Stallion .They believed it gave them strength ,sexual staying Power equal to the Animals .More Power to you Guys!!! . LMAO........ohh stop it Madam !......you will give stalky ideas, also you need 10 guys to hold the Stalion down, so you don't get kicked in the head while your licking their mellons.....oops i mean balls.........Actually i might write to bear grills, and see if he wants to check this one out ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I bags patting the Stallion on the head while you hold the legs tamworth.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I bags patting the Stallion on the head while you hold the legs tamworth.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is there racism amongst melons ? Do you consider what type according to your needs when choosing them for pleasure ?I mean there are watermelons..are they preferred by the boodilicious boys ?the rockmelons by the gym junkie boys,......honeydew by those with an asian fetish ????are rumbutans melons ?? what about Jack fruit......very selfish that one
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RHP User
14 years ago
More like ageism. Cant imagine wanting anything to do with an older melon. They become all soft and slimey.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
I had an idea and carved this face... little meloncholy eyes.... and a big smile.... no teeth... but I just couldn't fuck it... it just had the most ridiculous smile.... and after turning it around and fucking it from its tight little melon arse the frown got to me.Then I remembered my Mr Potato head set.... and I stuck Mrs eyes and mrs mouth and even mrs nose! But the ears... how can keep the ears fro falling off when things get a bit ruff? Plus, if they're on well enough.. they'd make good handles??HUgsStalky
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tamworthguy46
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'I bags patting the Stallion on the head while you hold the legs tamworth. I'm sure you would be able to tame a wild Stalion to meeka, A soft calming feminine touch.......So Stalky, it's down with the reins, and it's down with the overalls to ! giddy up woo back !
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tamworthguy46
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'I bags patting the Stallion on the head while you hold the legs tamworth. I'm sure you would be able to tame a wild Stalion to meeka, A soft calming feminine touch.......So Stalky, it's down with the reins, and it's down with the overalls to ! giddy up woo back !
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'tamworthguy38' Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Another exerp from Memory was about the Guys licking the sweat off the balls of the Stallion .They believed it gave them strength ,sexual staying Power equal to the Animals .More Power to you Guys!!! . LMAO........ohh stop it Madam !......you will give stalky ideas, also you need 10 guys to hold the Stalion down, so you don't get kicked in the head while your licking their mellons.....oops i mean balls.........Actually i might write to bear grills, and see if he wants to check this one out ? Tamworthguy . Oh! I think Stalky has more than enough ideas to keep him preoccupied for sometime he!he!.......Actually you don't need 10guys not for that anyway .It woud be a waste he!he!..... No for future reference if you decide to get all close and personal with a Stallions Balls .ust tether it ..slide quietly under it's belly ....In a squatting position begin.....Warning !!!Don't hold onto anything else there to give you stability.....you may end up with more than you bargained for Ha!ha!ha! Enoy !! lol LU :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'tamworthguy38' Quoting 'MadamDragonfly' Another exerp from Memory was about the Guys licking the sweat off the balls of the Stallion .They believed it gave them strength ,sexual staying Power equal to the Animals .More Power to you Guys!!! . LMAO........ohh stop it Madam !......you will give stalky ideas, also you need 10 guys to hold the Stalion down, so you don't get kicked in the head while your licking their mellons.....oops i mean balls.........Actually i might write to bear grills, and see if he wants to check this one out ? Tamworthguy . Oh! I think Stalky has more than enough ideas to keep him preoccupied for sometime he!he!.......Actually you don't need 10guys not for that anyway .It woud be a waste he!he!..... No for future reference if you decide to get all close and personal with a Stallions Balls .ust tether it ..slide quietly under it's belly ....In a squatting position begin.....Warning !!!Don't hold onto anything else there to give you stability.....you may end up with more than you bargained for Ha!ha!ha! Enoy !! lol LU :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
You're such a tease Tammy. I can almost feel you unhitching my britches! And where have you been hiding for the last 2 years? I've had a name change and everything since you've been gone! HUgsStalky Quoting 'tamworthguy38' Quoting 'Meeka100'I bags patting the Stallion on the head while you hold the legs tamworth. I'm sure you would be able to tame a wild Stalion to meeka, A soft calming feminine touch.......So Stalky, it's down with the reins, and it's down with the overalls to ! giddy up woo back !
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RHP User
14 years ago
lmfao @ Wilson... that's Tom Hank's basketball right? Love that movie!!HugsStalky Quoting 'Krissy_G' Is getting quite a makeover. Why dont you rummage thru CM's laboratory. Im sure youll find all you need down there.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stalky the horse whisperer, well I guess you would have to be when you're into tea bagging Stallion balls. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
lmfao Meeka100!!!! I don't know where this animal, testicle, yardstick slappin' whopper admiration part fo teh thread came from.. but it's not my gig honest!! Jeese.. you comment about one horse's dick and there goes your dissed forever. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' Stalky the horse whisperer, well I guess you would have to be when you're into tea bagging Stallion balls. xxMeeka
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