RHP

RHP User

F36

Excuse me?

June 05 2012

So I log in, open up my home page, idly scrolling down... see some new members have joined, click on one. Read through the stats, yep, yep, all sounding yummy except for the safe sex 'if required' part... starting to think of sending a message... then get down to the About Me section:   '...I have a flappy vagina and some reoccuring symptoms of syphilis... but i bet that won't stop you guys from sending me a message ;) '   Excuse me, what?   No message for you!

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I wonder if it's a genuine profile Kitty or just some ones idea of a joke. Is a flappy vagina something like a flappy paddle gear shift....lolCheers Felonius....made me laugh....hehehehe.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Saw that profile and suspect it is tongue in cheek, and not in a good way. ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Bwahahaha, that his hilarious! I bet she's right too, and gets plenty of messages.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Damn! Why didnt I think of that??? oh thats just brilliant.   Do you think they will mind if I steal?   Though if theyre serious - good on them for being honest about it. Cant say you didnt know what you were getting into there   Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I had a laugh then a puke when i saw that profile !! what is going on there ??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Felonius.... Now I'm thinking of the sails on a boat...flapping in the breeze... *covers eyes with hand*

  • Lifes_great

    Lifes_great

    14 years ago

    and it worked! I thought it was pretty funny...she had put some effort into her profile. A++ for her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The mind boggles...lol Cheers Felonius.....thinking happy thoughts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I read that one the other day and messaged her to tell her she's hilarious. I enjoy that kind of humor.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Love it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That is Gold right there.... and so true....it wont stop guys from messaging her....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'feloniusfossil' I wonder if it's a genuine profile Kitty or just some ones idea of a joke. Is a flappy vagina something like a flappy paddle gear shift....lol Cheers Felonius....made me laugh....hehehehe.....I can picture you with both hands between her legs yelling, "Change gears, damn you!"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    But I wouldn't go there unless she could promise it smelt like a third world fish market too!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I really hope she doesn't come on here and see this... Otherwise I'm going to spill tea over my keyboard again, which I just cleaned up after this morning's spill!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Your profiles a good read too   Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Her mailbox is full of "hey sexy, i read your profile and you sound soooo hot. wanna meet up for some fun?"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Would that be in my best Jeremy Clarkson voice. Cheers Felonius

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'City_Kitty' Felonius.... Now I'm thinking of the sails on a boat...flapping in the breeze... *covers eyes with hand* the sails aren't even tied down and the flag is ripped all I want to do is get out and get some work done and keep getting held back, mm maybe tomorrow I just won’t log on now have to go find that dammed profile and have a read think of it this way, maybe only here for the forum and that may or may not keep crap out her box (considering, as a - - - - - - - - might say about a bus…no room pacjamful sir)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    i had a thought, it could have been a vengeful partner thing.. :(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Probably a guy checking out the "secret women's business" page?or a well fed pelicanRA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...It's a valid, if perhaps isolating, life style choice

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    This is the first forum i read on this site!!!!!!!!!! Where am i????????????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I wonder if you get that brisk *craaaaack* on a breezy day?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I just realised where the breeze would be coming from *whimper*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    How many of you have something specific in your narrative like 'no single guys' or 'face pics required' yet people ignore it. At least this way she knows whether people have actually read her profile or not because I suspect a lot of people don't even get that far.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    When I came back as wantedbabydaddy I got heaps of mail. It kinda spooked me about how freaky it was and the things men will do just to get laid Hugs roxxy

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    14 years ago

    Top Gear contender- Paddle Box its catchy-goes from one box to the next

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    And Trim the Mainsail were cuming about