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Examples of Dirty Talk

December 04 2010

I just found my first fuck buddy after ending a 6 year relationship. She really likes dirty talk...but in the heat of the moment...when she asks me to talk dirty...i cant think of anything good to say. Anyone out there have some good suggestions?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    If I start I will never stop .................... Love dirty talk, dirty texts, dirty phone calls and dirty emails......... But can only really talky dirty to someone I know well or trust. Even if sometimes I might go to far but to be honest I would love to keep going but I know I shouldn't.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    check out some porn?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Tell her exactly what you are going to do to her body but in graphic terms. Pusscat xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hey Even-Flow I just sent you an email with some suggestions. I am too much of lady to write them here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I think a difficult word to use when it is all hot and sweaty is the "C" word but at the right time and with the right person tell them you are going to pound thier....can be very powerful :) LC

  • Mr_MrsJones

    Mr_MrsJones

    15 years ago

    Maybe you should have a look around the wonderful world of the internet for websites that publish erotic stories. Like the ones on RHP even. There are heaps and most of them are free to read the works posted there. Have a look at a few different ones and it might give you some ideas. Like Meeka I am too much of a lady to post suggestions here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hey Meeka, Thanks for the suggestions...you do like your dirty talk hehe! Cant wait to surprise her with some great lines :) Will let you know how it goes!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yes let me know how it goes !! As for watching porn not sure if you will get lots of inspiration from there - although I guess it depends on what type you are watching. I mean doesn't it put guys off when a women is yelling out "FCUK" & "SHIT" repeatedly???? Some imagination please. xxx Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yes, if if she was yelling 'fcuk' I'd wonder what the fuck was going on... Am I being involved in some strange promotional advert for a clothing company, or is the poor thing choking/gagging, or impersonating a chicken

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    we do lots of role playing.. so talking is a major part usually :) if its slow and sensual..tell her all about what your doing and what you are feeling. if your the stranger taking advantage of her, tell her whats going to happen, and what sort of punishment is coming up..hehehe..be graphic.. timing is important too. Personally there is NEVER a time to use the C word. Bern

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    dirty talk is fantastic. here are some rules to help you on your way my friend:1) Delivery should be confident - probably the most important rule... it doesnt really matter what you say but say it like you mean it.... if you say "Fuck you feel good" make her know that she is the best youve ever felt... not mumble it... drive that message home... stare her in the eye, glare at her... and push that little bit harder as you growl it to herIf you want her to go down on you tell her to... not "will u please blah blah blah"more like "I need you to..." like its the one thing in the world that will make you explode... youre gonna run out of air and die in 30seconds unless she does it NOW!... so yeah... delivery.... got it?good..2) Dont be affraid to swear... its again part of the delivery and adds that ceratain edge of urgency and aggression to sex that is a lot of fun3) Pay attention... watch her face and eyes as you say whatever you come up with or think about... you will see that flash of fire when it hits home and when that happens dont stop to admire it! give her more! that fire will become an inferno and youll be the one getting burned by it! lucky guy ;)4) fourth and last rule... and its more about how to get started... think about what youre feeling and what you want to feel... tell her what youre enjoying about whats happening...."Mmmm I you feel so good when Im nice and deep inside you" then make observations when she responds "Oh you like that dont you... you want me to fuck you like that??" if youre going through a flat spot of imagination (it happens) ask her to do something back..."Use your nails on me baby... dig them into my ass..."its basicly just fun to talk it up as you do it ;)Relax and enjoy it!LS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'sydneyboy3au'Yes, if if she was yelling 'fcuk' I'd wonder what the fuck was going on... Am I being involved in some strange promotional advert for a clothing company, or is the poor thing choking/gagging, or impersonating a chicken What did you expect? For me to bark like a dog? Or maybe I was talking with my mouth full. Very funny Sydneyboy I liked that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    LeoSteve you should write for a sex advice mag!!! Awesome tips man... cheers. I pretty much started this post not only for me..but for any other people out there who need some suggestions. I did a google search on the subject of dirty talk, but did not come up with any examples... without having to pay for it!! Thanks to all the Red Hot Pie'ers who have made a contribution to this subject :) Keep the great tips cumin!! even_flow

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Just make her look you in the eyes and say powerfully "I am going to do to you what the ATO did to me last year!" If that doesn't work, try biting her earlobe and whispering "Te quiero cojerte". Make sure you pronounce it right...seemed to work for Zorro.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'even_flow' LeoSteve you should write for a sex advice mag!!! Awesome tips man... cheers. I pretty much started this post not only for me..but for any other people out there who need some suggestions. I did a google search on the subject of dirty talk, but did not come up with any examples... without having to pay for it!! Thanks to all the Red Hot Pie'ers who have made a contribution to this subject :) Keep the great tips cumin!! even_flow Awesome! Stoked that I helped :DI would love to write for a mag or website. I think sex issues for men is a hugely under resourced area in our (mens) lives and absolutely critical to enjoying a happy and healthy life no matter what your slant. Society in general shuns males for their want/need for sex when they express it but the reality of it is that we are "that way". Its just how we exist... and it should benexplored and worked with, not against.Anyway... it gave me a big grin to see that I helped ya so thanks for that :DLS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Say what you are feeling and thinking at the time, dont hold back! Let go!! Share those 'horrible', dirty, filthy thoughts that you have with your partner (even though you may have never even said them aloud....) I can relate to even_flow, because I have been in the same position, Being comfortable with the person and having no expectations or insecurities helps too....don't worry about the reaction you might get, because it will probably be a good one if you just express yourself :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I agree I think there's quite a niche in the hetero man to man sex advice area, you should get a blog happening! ;)