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Evilboys recipe for RHP sucess
April 20 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOVE LOVE LOVE it! Your post should be compulsory reading for all the whingers on here before they post about not being able to get laid. Tinq :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Pictures of your face? Yay or nay?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Good to see you have been reading the girls posts on here to get that list done!! Clap clap to someone that can cut and paste and put together a list...very smartly done!! Don't give up your day job xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
encore, encore, encore.... standing ovation for Dr. Evil.... intrigued & curious
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RHP User
16 years ago
...Also has used their own common sense as well Im sure! Im with intrigued and curious! Well done! Maybe that should be cut and pasted into secret mens business too.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dr Evil.. Okay so what happens when i get the steps right and i get my prey back to my apartment ..what next ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Therin lies the problem,( when i had a single profile) i totally matched with very few, and the ones i did, didn't meet mine, or i just plain didn't fancy them, i used to be lucky to send one message a week, and in the end the last six months of my membership i gave up and didn't send any! Cheers Nev.......Mr unwanted...on the scrapheap of life...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Way to go Evil.... Did I notice you go home with a particular female on Friday night after drinks ? Guess you are not just all talk. There is proof your formula works ! Maybe you should request a validation on your profile ? I agree with all your points. Nothing to add. xx Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
hehe.. my message reply rate is currently 111% .. its easy.. I just do not bother to reply. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
of a texta drawn tattoo of mum on his bicep.works for him............ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh babe.... If you have to ask...WOW....... I thought you have all the answers Taipan...lol luv u...Coffee xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have sent 193 messages Reply Rate: 111% I have received 214 messages I have sent 15,964 flirts Reply Rate: 1% I have received 84 flirts So...there you go.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Reply to you anymore The_Last_76! As for the face pic, yours must be working!!! Taipan - I think you probably know exactly what to do, and posiibly do it fantastically well...don't forget to come to Melbourne so I may test my theory. Evil - sounds like you did what you discussed...and now I know you targeted me because I lived so close to you. Is that a good or a bad thing??? xxILTS
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RHP User
16 years ago
Australia Post sucks !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nice little template letter....may be appealing to some as there is obviously no accounting for the taste.....but a big Friendly horny visitor from Melbourne Sent: Wednesday, 21 April 2010 11:01 AM Hi Mynameonurlips Like you, I am on this site to find a passionate lover. Someone that has agenuine sense for fun, is respectful and is equally driven to share simple,mutually rewarding, ravishing sex. I could think of nothing more arousing thanexploring massive amounts of sexual satisfaction with someone who desires purepleasures especially during long hot steamy indulgent sexual adventuresGenerally, In the bedroom, I love to let the cheeky side live. I am all aboutexperiencing mutual eroticism and having our sexual desires fulfilled. I amopen minded, but it must be kept clean, safe and all in good fun. As far as bedroombits, I am well endowed and a real stayer. My passion is using my velvet tongue and i love going down on a women - especially for long luscious, mesmerizing licking sessions. I relish the slippery satisfaction of pleasing my lover with my tongue talents. I love the felling of a lady cumming (over and over) while my tongue is slithering within her, lapping up all her juicy goodness. Beyond the bedroom I am a normal everyday person. I am professionally employed,trustworthy and anything else other than snobbish. I am currently in Sydney on a business trip so drop me a line if you are interested in having dinner and a chat.My MSN messenger and email is ****@live.com Italian****
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RHP User
16 years ago
That's gold Lippy. Nothing but honesty... I mean .. I don't understand why you wouldn't leap at the opportunity. Jeese. Women are sooo complicated. How's a guy supposed to say "look at me" and "How about putting out" without being highlighted in the forums for it??? I'm blushing on that dudes behalf seriously! I mean the "lapping up her juicy goodness" part was a little amusing (to say the least)... You gotta admit he has quite a sense of humour... C'mon!!! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'The_Last_76' I have sent 193 messages Reply Rate: 111% I have received 214 messages I have sent 15,964 flirts Reply Rate: 1% I have received 84 flirts I have sent 2,091 messages Reply Rate: 78% I have received 1,629 messages I have sent 22 flirts Reply Rate: 11,209% I have received 2,466 flirtsBravo Evilboy71.........Brilliant recipe..Got one for a Single Woman like Myself....Looking for More Than Just Sex....?I will add this should be pinned at the top of the Secrets mens business threads.....Or tattooed on their Tockleys lmao......
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have to say Evil I like a good formula and yours at the very least seems better than most. So I am going to give it a go!! I also have to agree I am getting tired of the " I am lonely and my cock shoot doesn't get me a girl" posts! I must admit the .....,. don't send a "I wanna F*&$ " message was a learning! Pffft who'd a thunk it! Is it possible that posting on forums can be taken the wrong way though ? Do people jump to conclusions. I thought Mooka liked donuts but now I am not sure ? Ok and I have to say coffee4anyone ............. Yum! Sorry it just had to come out, call it impulse. B
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'That's gold Lippy. Nothing but honesty... I mean .. I don't understand why you wouldn't leap at the opportunity. Jeese. Women are sooo complicated. How's a guy supposed to say "look at me" and "How about putting out" without being highlighted in the forums for it??? I'm blushing on that dudes behalf seriously! I mean the "lapping up her juicy goodness" part was a little amusing (to say the least)... You gotta admit he has quite a sense of humour... C'mon!!! Hugs Stalky At least I didn't name him....do I get points for being discreet?..lol And yeah, his email did give me a good giggle...he didn't reply to my response.....hmm..maybe he's too busy laughing too...
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RHP User
16 years ago
'I am well endowed and a real stayer' Yikes! I missed that bit....wonder if I can salvage something!?
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RHP User
16 years ago
How can you not see the hysterical visual connotations of his "tongue slithering inside her" while she's cumming over and over... Gawd Lippy... you've not given this man the credit he deserves! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' you're face shot makes you look 12.That's my curse. All my decent portrait shots make me look like a teenager, or younger. The black/white shots have been a serious improvement, but I haven't gotten any that I'd be happy with making my profile pic.
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RHP User
16 years ago
3 cheers for Evilboy. hip hip hooray hip hip hooray hip hip hooray.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I will send you an instruction dvd taipan. What camera angle would you like to see. There are plenty of home movies in the dvd cabinet of evilboys collection.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Some clues are appearing as to your after drinks activities in here MR T
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lets just say "evilboy does his best work after midnight"
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RHP User
16 years ago
il try this again shall i.... well hopefully evil your right with no.6 cause if you are...i should be expecting quite a few visitors very soon roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Glad to see you receive such messages also. I received this today!!! If we connect then the following may happen ....Your sitting on a stool with your ass pushed forward leaning back against the bench behind ......Your feet are positioned on the table in front of you splayed.I have sprayed oil all over your luscious body and the oil is running over your erect nipples and down and over every part on your body , pooling in yr belly button, running over your pussy between your flaps, down over yr ass dripping on the floor.My mouth has one of your pussy flaps in it sucking it and tasting its juice my tongue darting out teasing your luv hole - I move to the other pussy flap sucking and mouthing it everytime your luv hole gets wider juice seeping out and running over your sweet ass dripping onto the floor below.The taste of pussy juice and oil sends me off. All the time you are playing with your luscious tits, pinching yr nipples pulling them and rubbing in the oil , getting wetter with ever tug on thos erect nipples as I continue on your luscious flaps....I continue to suck your pussy slurping on it running my tongue from clit up and down your luscious pussy. Your legs get wider you start calling me a pussy licker - I suck your clit reach up and take over pulling and pinching your nipples and squeezing them - you moan and ask me if you are the hottest girl I have ever eaten.I start lightly rimming your ass with my tongue and as move from your pussy down your wet trail to your luscious ass. I slowly insert 1 finger in your tight pussy all the time sucking and licking your clit - the slurping noise I make sends you off - you are pleading with me to fuck you - but my mouth is engaged on your pussy and luscious ass.I slowly slide my finger around your pussy and start frantically sucking your clit in a circular motion - all the time you are tugging on your nipples feverishly pulling and stretching them - you put your hand down between your legs where my mouth is sucking your pussy and take the juice and oil and rub into your nipples - the sweet smell of your pussy mixed with the oil sends you off - your body tenses - I feel you are going to cum all over my darting tongue and face - your luv hole is wide open - juice is running out over my fingers and hand as I slowly slide my finger in and out and tongue your clit on top - you start calling me names as your orgasm builds....You cum all over my face convulsing and moaning pushing me away from your pussy as the ecstacy is so intense.I pull out my hard cock and standing there I insert it in your swollen dripping luv hole - I start slamming you standing there as you press your pelvis forward - I luv fucking your swollen pussy hard and fast - you start rubbing your swollen clit - my length goes in and out of your luv hole - I take both hands and start massaging your nipples with my fingers and squeezing and pulling them - you moaning at the intense pleasure - my cock sliding its full length in and out of your dripping pussy my hands engaged on your nipples and succulent tits as I slam you.You tell me to finish you off as you rub your clit and I drive my cock into your pussy ! I start convulsing and pull out as I shoot buckets of cum all over your wonderful body. I shoot 6 wads all over you - you start rubbing it into your nipples as you tell me to keep fucking you - I insert my fingers in your dripping pussy as you call out "Fuck me Fuck ME !!!" You explode again cumming all over fingers!BxxTell me what u think...
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RHP User
16 years ago
WOO!!! HOO!!! U got it going on!!! XXX
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RHP User
16 years ago
So the saying when Pigs Fly just went out the window I just witnessed a Man who paid full attention Ill be happy if more men restore my faith in such thing as a good decent honest sincere man. Great read evilboy.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Myname & Desserts, Did you just make those up??? At lease they have made an effort - sometimes its like there is no pleasing you ladies.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Maybe at the drinks drinks we can have some of your flicks playing ..And maybe a home video ? On that we should try and have a video of the next drinks !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'desserts' Glad to see you receive such messages also. I received this today!!! If we connect then the following may happen ....Your sitting on a stool with your ass pushed forward leaning back against the bench behind ......Your feet are positioned on the table in front of you splayed.I have sprayed oil all over your luscious body and the oil is running over your erect nipples and down and over every part on your body , pooling in yr belly button, running over your pussy between your flaps, down over yr ass dripping on the floor.My mouth has one of your pussy flaps in it sucking it and tasting its juice my tongue darting out teasing your luv hole - I move to the other pussy flap sucking and mouthing it everytime your luv hole gets wider juice seeping out and running over your sweet ass dripping onto the floor below.The taste of pussy juice and oil sends me off. All the time you are playing with your luscious tits, pinching yr nipples pulling them and rubbing in the oil , getting wetter with ever tug on thos erect nipples as I continue on your luscious flaps....I continue to suck your pussy slurping on it running my tongue from clit up and down your luscious pussy. Your legs get wider you start calling me a pussy licker - I suck your clit reach up and take over pulling and pinching your nipples and squeezing them - you moan and ask me if you are the hottest girl I have ever eaten.I start lightly rimming your ass with my tongue and as move from your pussy down your wet trail to your luscious ass. I slowly insert 1 finger in your tight pussy all the time sucking and licking your clit - the slurping noise I make sends you off - you are pleading with me to fuck you - but my mouth is engaged on your pussy and luscious ass.I slowly slide my finger around your pussy and start frantically sucking your clit in a circular motion - all the time you are tugging on your nipples feverishly pulling and stretching them - you put your hand down between your legs where my mouth is sucking your pussy and take the juice and oil and rub into your nipples - the sweet smell of your pussy mixed with the oil sends you off - your body tenses - I feel you are going to cum all over my darting tongue and face - your luv hole is wide open - juice is running out over my fingers and hand as I slowly slide my finger in and out and tongue your clit on top - you start calling me names as your orgasm builds....You cum all over my face convulsing and moaning pushing me away from your pussy as the ecstacy is so intense.I pull out my hard cock and standing there I insert it in your swollen dripping luv hole - I start slamming you standing there as you press your pelvis forward - I luv fucking your swollen pussy hard and fast - you start rubbing your swollen clit - my length goes in and out of your luv hole - I take both hands and start massaging your nipples with my fingers and squeezing and pulling them - you moaning at the intense pleasure - my cock sliding its full length in and out of your dripping pussy my hands engaged on your nipples and succulent tits as I slam you.You tell me to finish you off as you rub your clit and I drive my cock into your pussy ! I start convulsing and pull out as I shoot buckets of cum all over your wonderful body. I shoot 6 wads all over you - you start rubbing it into your nipples as you tell me to keep fucking you - I insert my fingers in your dripping pussy as you call out "Fuck me Fuck ME !!!" You explode again cumming all over fingers!BxxTell me what u think... And there you have it ladies and germs....a woman has managed to talk dirty and make it sound so much more appealing than the guys!! I want you...I WANT YOU BAD!!!...or....take me...TAKE ME NOW!!.....desserts...ur a legend...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dunno what I was thinking..... Yeah I do...hey...how come you get all the good stuff and all I get is the lousy 'no name' brand of dirty talk??....gee willikaz desserts!!
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playfulminx
16 years ago
Me thinks this post should become a sticky! :D
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playfulminx
16 years ago
11. Don't whinge about your failure to meet people in public forums lol That ain't going to make us ladies beg you to meet us. I do welcome guys who ask what's wrong with their profiles and approach to people tho :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've also done OK out of this site and I accept that the reason I haven't met anyone in the last six months is because i've been overseas with work mostly and havne't really followed up on contacts.Sounds like the girls are happy with ur work evilboy but hopefully the guys will be reading this post too.
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RHP User
16 years ago
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SydMVP' I've also done OK out of this site and I accept that the reason I haven't met anyone in the last six months is because i've been overseas with work mostly and havne't really followed up on contacts.Sounds like the girls are happy with ur work evilboy but hopefully the guys will be reading this post too. i hope your right syd and the guys are all reading it.....i think the guys should all memerize it...or tattoo it to their penis's roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' Sorry hon, to answer the question properly FACE pics = BIG yes. Try for a less Harry Potter and more grown up He he, I was thinking it but didn't have the gall to say it....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'desserts' Glad to see you receive such messages also. I received this today!!! If we connect then the following may happen ....Your sitting on a stool with your ass pushed forward leaning back against the bench behind ......Your feet are positioned on the table in front of you splayed.I have sprayed oil all over your luscious body and the oil is running over your erect nipples and down and over every part on your body , pooling in yr belly button, running over your pussy between your flaps, down over yr ass dripping on the floor.My mouth has one of your pussy flaps in it sucking it and tasting its juice my tongue darting out teasing your luv hole - I move to the other pussy flap sucking and mouthing it everytime your luv hole gets wider juice seeping out and running over your sweet ass dripping onto the floor below.The taste of pussy juice and oil sends me off. All the time you are playing with your luscious tits, pinching yr nipples pulling them and rubbing in the oil , getting wetter with ever tug on thos erect nipples as I continue on your luscious flaps....I continue to suck your pussy slurping on it running my tongue from clit up and down your luscious pussy. Your legs get wider you start calling me a pussy licker - I suck your clit reach up and take over pulling and pinching your nipples and squeezing them - you moan and ask me if you are the hottest girl I have ever eaten.I start lightly rimming your ass with my tongue and as move from your pussy down your wet trail to your luscious ass. I slowly insert 1 finger in your tight pussy all the time sucking and licking your clit - the slurping noise I make sends you off - you are pleading with me to fuck you - but my mouth is engaged on your pussy and luscious ass.I slowly slide my finger around your pussy and start frantically sucking your clit in a circular motion - all the time you are tugging on your nipples feverishly pulling and stretching them - you put your hand down between your legs where my mouth is sucking your pussy and take the juice and oil and rub into your nipples - the sweet smell of your pussy mixed with the oil sends you off - your body tenses - I feel you are going to cum all over my darting tongue and face - your luv hole is wide open - juice is running out over my fingers and hand as I slowly slide my finger in and out and tongue your clit on top - you start calling me names as your orgasm builds....You cum all over my face convulsing and moaning pushing me away from your pussy as the ecstacy is so intense.I pull out my hard cock and standing there I insert it in your swollen dripping luv hole - I start slamming you standing there as you press your pelvis forward - I luv fucking your swollen pussy hard and fast - you start rubbing your swollen clit - my length goes in and out of your luv hole - I take both hands and start massaging your nipples with my fingers and squeezing and pulling them - you moaning at the intense pleasure - my cock sliding its full length in and out of your dripping pussy my hands engaged on your nipples and succulent tits as I slam you.You tell me to finish you off as you rub your clit and I drive my cock into your pussy ! I start convulsing and pull out as I shoot buckets of cum all over your wonderful body. I shoot 6 wads all over you - you start rubbing it into your nipples as you tell me to keep fucking you - I insert my fingers in your dripping pussy as you call out "Fuck me Fuck ME !!!" You explode again cumming all over fingers!BxxTell me what u think... What if you have inverted nipples...an outtie for a belly button and no flaps? What would he do then?? The line "You call me pussy licker" had me near choke on my tea...that is the funniest I have read in a long time!! I am sure these guys are typing straight out of the Playboy Letter of the Month...I usually get to the second line...and fall asleep!! Good for insomnia and that is about it...lol xFunlovingx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting '3somfantasy4U' He he, I was thinking it but didn't have the gall to say it.... Honestly, I've never seen it - but I've heard it from enough people to know that there must be a grain of truth to it. Still confuses the hell out of me, though.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I do get pleased but that was so long winded it wasn't even funny. I treat this as a sex site but we all know what is going to happen in the bedroom, don't we?? And if anyone is wondering, I'm definitely a female. I have a couple of validations. I did meet Stalky and Taipan at the drinks night, although i did have clothes on at that occasion. Now let me see, you could ask, now should i name some names?/ Maybe not, they might want to remain anonymous. but hey i do appreciate the guy made an effort, although he prob has it as a template anyway, but so long winded and so unnecessary
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RHP User
16 years ago
True - and I have to admit I only read half of it before I got bored.
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RHP User
16 years ago
YA YA YAA well done evil boy. I've been dying to write something like that in the forum but never could find the polite way to do it. You have hit it right on the head!! I'm so over the no photo, only flirt, no member, crude come ons. Please guys we are all adults here we know what sex is and if we are on here we like to think we are good at it!! I understand some people don't want to put their face photo on the front but least have it on the privates. I already show mine so you should definitely show me your pretty face!! xxX
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks for that evilboy... I will definately need it to improve my skills of communication with these difficult to please women... espeacially someone like "mynameonyourlips"...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hahahaahahaha .. "you call me pussylicker" .... heheheeheheheheheLoving the mathematics involved in reply rates too LOLEvil has summarised things beautifully though, and yes, this one should be a sticky! However, I think as many females as possible should also read this, so that maybe they will make more of an effort to reply to messages received. Anyone who can do better than our recent mail of "Hey guys, what are you doin? I'm lying on my bed horny and naked, what do you think?" is definitely worthy of a reply in my books!! ... Is it just me, or do the forums get better as the weekend gets closer?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Luv hole?? WTF??LMAO!As erotica goes...it needs some work.As messages go...yawn...forgettable.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Hi Myname & Desserts, Did you just make those up??? At lease they have made an effort - sometimes its like there is no pleasing you ladies. LOL! No Meeka....I definately did not make it up....might not have much of a social life going atm but its not that sad that I would go to those lengths. Forum is merely a one dimensional glimpse into the psyche of those who contribute and I for one would try and avoid judging others by contibutions alone.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ah maybe a story writer for Penthouse i think!!!! 5 stars.....LOLQuoting 'desserts' Glad to see you receive such messages also. I received this today!!! If we connect then the following may happen ....Your sitting on a stool with your ass pushed forward leaning back against the bench behind ......Your feet are positioned on the table in front of you splayed.I have sprayed oil all over your luscious body and the oil is running over your erect nipples and down and over every part on your body , pooling in yr belly button, running over your pussy between your flaps, down over yr ass dripping on the floor.My mouth has one of your pussy flaps in it sucking it and tasting its juice my tongue darting out teasing your luv hole - I move to the other pussy flap sucking and mouthing it everytime your luv hole gets wider juice seeping out and running over your sweet ass dripping onto the floor below.The taste of pussy juice and oil sends me off. All the time you are playing with your luscious tits, pinching yr nipples pulling them and rubbing in the oil , getting wetter with ever tug on thos erect nipples as I continue on your luscious flaps....I continue to suck your pussy slurping on it running my tongue from clit up and down your luscious pussy. Your legs get wider you start calling me a pussy licker - I suck your clit reach up and take over pulling and pinching your nipples and squeezing them - you moan and ask me if you are the hottest girl I have ever eaten.I start lightly rimming your ass with my tongue and as move from your pussy down your wet trail to your luscious ass. I slowly insert 1 finger in your tight pussy all the time sucking and licking your clit - the slurping noise I make sends you off - you are pleading with me to fuck you - but my mouth is engaged on your pussy and luscious ass.I slowly slide my finger around your pussy and start frantically sucking your clit in a circular motion - all the time you are tugging on your nipples feverishly pulling and stretching them - you put your hand down between your legs where my mouth is sucking your pussy and take the juice and oil and rub into your nipples - the sweet smell of your pussy mixed with the oil sends you off - your body tenses - I feel you are going to cum all over my darting tongue and face - your luv hole is wide open - juice is running out over my fingers and hand as I slowly slide my finger in and out and tongue your clit on top - you start calling me names as your orgasm builds....You cum all over my face convulsing and moaning pushing me away from your pussy as the ecstacy is so intense.I pull out my hard cock and standing there I insert it in your swollen dripping luv hole - I start slamming you standing there as you press your pelvis forward - I luv fucking your swollen pussy hard and fast - you start rubbing your swollen clit - my length goes in and out of your luv hole - I take both hands and start massaging your nipples with my fingers and squeezing and pulling them - you moaning at the intense pleasure - my cock sliding its full length in and out of your dripping pussy my hands engaged on your nipples and succulent tits as I slam you.You tell me to finish you off as you rub your clit and I drive my cock into your pussy ! I start convulsing and pull out as I shoot buckets of cum all over your wonderful body. I shoot 6 wads all over you - you start rubbing it into your nipples as you tell me to keep fucking you - I insert my fingers in your dripping pussy as you call out "Fuck me Fuck ME !!!" You explode again cumming all over fingers!BxxTell me what u think...
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RHP User
16 years ago
too true tinq... the cheeky lad in me wants to chat with you as i know you are on the similar wavelength as myself lol :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
i've read penthouse forum before and so has Nick i guess.come on blokes. lets at least be origonal. these sheilas aren'tthat stupid. Random had some good stuff going judgin by the reactionfrom the girls. you'd be better of quoting him in a few months when all isforgotten. fuck, sounds like verbotten................ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaEarl
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1975mysteryman10
16 years ago
Are you a woman?
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RHP User
16 years ago
no i am not a woman, was not meant as a preaching exercise, simply sick of guys whinging about no getting responses or any action, there are enough girls on here to go around, so i am hopefully helping my fellow RHPs to get laid by using what i have learnt through my own experience on here. However, in life it is important to spend time in another shoes to understand them before making judgements. Through discussion with a female i chatted to on here, it showed me what they face in flirts and messages compared to us guys. the numbers and content were staggering in copmarison to what guys recieve.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SWEETIEPIE2010' But i have a soft spot for young 76 and i want him to get soooo thoroughly shagged within an inch of his life so why not assist wherever i can? xx Mrs S I have absolutely no problem with this.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm off to the brothel.
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RHP User
16 years ago
you have gotta love the luv hole......
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sexyhardrocky' thanks for that evilboy... I will definately need it to improve my skills of communication with these difficult to please women... espeacially someone like "mynameonyourlips"...lol OMG myname he knows your name....quick check out the fella at the top of the page HURRY...you go girl roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'sexyhardrocky' thanks for that evilboy... I will definately need it to improve my skills of communication with these difficult to please women... espeacially someone like "mynameonyourlips"...lol OMG myname he knows your name....quick check out the fella at the top of the page HURRY...you go girl roxxy xxx Been there, done that....climbed the rocky mountain high...got dizzy and puked (disclaimer: maybe I was just dreamin...lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nice thoughts but even that doesn't always work because a lot of the time the women don't even bother reading the posts. Just look at the picture, age and location and decide if they want to read or not. Maybe it works better in places where there are more around. Newcastle area it seems if you are more than 20km away you are 'too far'. Maybe they are just more fussy up here I don't know. Haven't had the same problem on a tamer site so I can't work it out. Everything you have there is basic message ettiquette, I am amazed how often I hear about the crap that the women put up with. Any normal person would already be doing all of that, guess there are a lot of people below the average IQ level around here...lol. Having said that I wont write a message as long as those other two above. Mainly because if I write 20 lines I seem to get the same rate of response as I get when I write 20 words. They are either going to respond or not. Got to get them at the right time, in the right mood, in the right frame of mind and when they have a vacancy in their black book. Even when you ask politely for them to respond even if they are not interested they don't bother, well in most cases.Still those two long posts above seem to me to also be what the women have been asking for before (even myname liked it) and now they belittle them...lol. Big effort put in by those guys and they wont get a reply...So the messages will get shorter and cruder because the response is the same.76 nearly 16000 flirts sent...god damn how you manage that many. I've been a member a lot longer than you and can't comprehend sending that many. If you were sending 100 a day that would still take half a year to do. And yet 1% return on flirts is extremely low, are you trying to flirt every member on RHP new and old...lol I have sent 668 messages Reply Rate: 38% I have received 252 messages I have sent 762 flirts Reply Rate: 15% I have received 118 flirts
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RHP User
16 years ago
too damn funny myname just give me the biggest laugh i have had all day haha roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' too damn funny myname just give me the biggest laugh i have had all day haha roxxy xxx My work here is done....(for the next hour at least...lol)
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RHP User
16 years ago
... its a personla preference but.... Dont bother sending a friend request if we havent communicated. Why would I have a collection of random people on my friends list if I dont know you in any way? This just annoys me. maybe I ma just a wee bit jaded and cynical today. Oh well... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting LL Still those two long posts above seem to me to also be what the women have been asking for before (even myname liked it) and now they belittle them...lol. Big effort put in by those guys and they wont get a reply...So the messages will get shorter and cruder because the response is the same. What tha heck? You are wrong on two counts...firstly, I did not like it....the author was a presumptuous lil snot ball....and secondly...oh my gravy! Women are asking for that kinda horses p'toody? Bah humbug!!!!!
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