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Erotic movies for the fairer sex....
January 22 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
I think this is a tricky one because you can never expect one type of movie to attract every type of girl, it is just never going to happen. Now I like a good story line but really as good as Pirates was, all I was interested in was watching hot sex. Having fantacised for many years about being with other women, girl on girl scenes are always going to be winner. I also don't really care how they ended up with their tongues down each others.......throats. Just show me smooth skin and killer curves and I am a happy woman. Now all I need is some more opportunities to indulge in more of my fantacies. KissesMrs Sherpa
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have to admit, and I may be in the minority, but a storyline just gets in the way. I agree that most porn is very by the book as you described above, which is why if I'm watching porn I tend to go for something harder or kinkier. I watch porn to get turned on visually, either by myself or with company. Now having said all that if there is a hot sex scene in a 'normal' movie that is a huge turn on too, but more so cause its unexpected and would probably have me hitting rewind.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nup, ditch the storyline for me JG, just give me something real, give me the lady REALLY truly getting off, plausible and believable moans groans and grunting, I don't care how they got there either, or what they do for a fake job........ That whole "my god you're so big" can be shown by a look on her face as he enters her , it doesn't need to be verbalised. FFS DON'T look at the camera, I was believing it was real until you did that, you silly cow grrrrrr You get my point anyway lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
its the dialogue that ruins the whole thing...... but its not fixed just by turning the volume down.... none of us has real sex in absolute silence...do we?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I agree with D_G_T. I don't care how the people got there, but I expect them to do a believable job of pretending to be into each other and enjoying themselves. Having an actor that I'm actually attracted to helps (the James Deens of the porn world seem few and far between). "Lesbians" with long fake nails kill the illusion for me.
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RHP User
14 years ago
To Brazzers i dont know if that name gets edited, but there are some pretty hard core categories there. I especially like "Porn Star Punishment" where apparently top pornstar gals are in "some wicked' little storyline where they fuck someone over... and then the dude takes his revenge... hard and fast hehehe.... I like my porn hardcore, although I dont get off on the cum shots all over the face and mouth. I am a shocker to watch porn with as I literally sit there and LAUGH! I find it highly entertaining and the weaker the plot the better! Sorry Chilli, I skip past the lesbian scenes, although I could imagine that If i went back to a guys house and it was just one on one, a good safe bet would be to stick to Lesbian porn. It is sensual and erotic. (Except one category on brazzers.. "Hot and Mean" they are all lesbians and very VERY wicked!) You can then safely open a convo on porn and find out how far you can go with it!! What I do like to watch is Redporn, lots of different categories and in particular I like one called Kensai (I think.. i'lll have to check hehe), which is cartoon! hooly dooly now there are some hardcore storylines!!! Redporn is free. I also like POV which took me a while to work out that it means Point of View, like a guy is holding a video camera totally focased on the chick. I dont get off like a guy would in POV, obviously guys would be putting themselves in the recipients shoes, I like to identify with the chick... and get off on the thought of me doing that stuff... so even totally male orientated porn can still be very appealing and exciting for the fairer sex!I guess some girls get offended, some girls like a little, and some girls like me, LOVE IT!!Anna
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RHP User
14 years ago
while i am definately not female,,,,i can be certain my woman loves to wacth some good ole xxx porn with me--well on occasioon anyway. all depends on mood,energy etc but i surprised her the other day whe caught me wanking away to debi diamond and she just joined in,,was great and i could really tell she got right into it.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Although I have a feeling your post might be a teeny, tiny bit factually and chronologically suspect here and there (Were there really anal and cowgirl scenes? You watched it all at a later date? But you really sound as though you couldn't possibly have watched for a second longer! You poor thing... Huh? Ohh really? "It was that bad that I had to watch it all later .. only so I could do research for this post" Wow! You really are dedicated aren't you?), it sounds to me as though the porn that you re-selected and the couch scene that resulted was indeed hot and you sure sound as though you really know good porn when you see it. (Personally, I think "mutually enjoyable" as a description, rarely does a steady stream of multiple orgasms the justice they more than likely deserve). . Anyway, I digress. To answer your question ... . The porn I truly enjoy SHOULD NOT contain: . Men with ponytails *shudder* Crappy sound that goes from too loud to barely audible Bad music straight out of the 70s Stupid plots or ridiculous fanciful storylines Too much foreplay and stuff-arsing around (no pun intended) Beards on the men - sorry bearded men Cum shots on faces - yes men, we know you like them. I don't. Make her swallow or just put it ... I don't know .. elsewhere. . The porn I truly do enjoy SHOULD contain: .. Lesbians Not so much a storyline, but a shred of believability - a realistic scene makes me afford it more credibility - credible porn gets me very worked up. Sexy music Good camera angles Not too much talking, unless it is, as DGT says, plausible hot dirty talk, no over-exaggeration required Toys are good, lesbians with toys can be great If there are (decent length (ok, big), nice girth) cocks involved, for the love of God, show some penetration!!! Anywhere is fine. A bit of multi-tasking doesn't hurt, so threesomes and more are okay too. Three lesbians A couch Skin Kissing Intertwined limbs LOTS of oral . I too, hope this helps to answer your question . Helpful Flirty x
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RHP User
14 years ago
I watched one yesterday. It started with a zoom in shot of a shower nozzle.. panned down to soapy butt cheeks... advanced to the insertion of an enema nozzle attached to a shower hose.... a bit of slow thrusting and moaning.... then panned out to a pissing butt hole... next scene we're lying face down naked bighting a pillow.... and slowly off to dream land... where we find ourselves in a cage... surrounded by guys errr... limbering up... pleasuring each other.... but no prizes for guessing who's going to cop it all in the end.... flash back to the bedroom... we're restless, hips gyrating in the air... however, we soon wake up.. ... standing over the bed, naked is husband/boyfriend... he's been watching the squirming and moaning going on from the doorway, and he has his dick out in his hand. He grabs her by the hips and drives one home bareback in her butt..... etc etc.HUgsStalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
I gave up on "nilla" porn about a year ago. It's such a yawn, bores the life out of me. "The Recipe" (as you described) is horrible.....I'd rather watch my kids cartoons, it holds more interest. I don't like a story line either, if I want a story I will read a book. BDSM with an intense psychological element rings my bell though.
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RHP User
14 years ago
We watched a pretty hot movie yesterday it was called 9 songs and it was basically about a couple who goto concerts then get it on afterwards! Pretty tame compared to porn but much more realistic no plastic fantastic Barbie and Ken dolls! Great music too! Love to know if anyone else is into these more realistic movies?! Geckostyle
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and invest in a couple more teragig memory packs for my Nikon. I think a scene focusing on GG watching someone's hands braid a length of silk or soft hemp might be enough to blow a few fuses all by itself...let alone the sound in the background of her breath changing as she offers her wrists to the carefully woven cuffs with the ever present key loop to let everything fall away with one gentle tug. Could be a spontaneous orgasm in the making as the cuffs tighten gently against her wrists? | Onya Flirty...
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RHP User
14 years ago
they are horrible and never match the outfit.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Geckostyle'Pretty tame compared to porn but much more realistic no plastic fantastic Barbie and Ken dolls! Great music too! Love to know if anyone else is into these more realistic movies?! Geckostyle Agree!! Quoting 'tuscanred' they are horrible and never match the outfit. Stripper heels. So ... tacky! Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...and invest in a couple more teragig memory packs for my Nikon. I think a scene focusing on GG watching someone's hands braid a length of silk or soft hemp might be enough to blow a few fuses all by itself...let alone the sound in the background of her breath changing as she offers her wrists to the carefully woven cuffs with the ever present key loop to let everything fall away with one gentle tug. Could be a spontaneous orgasm in the making as the cuffs tighten gently against her wrists? | Onya Flirty...Hey Goodgirlzzzzz, looks like someone's volunteering to be your next slaaaaaave!!! I'll take the camera CM, if you want some photos done!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Something amateur or homemade anyway. I would instantly take an amateur video with dodgy camera angles over professional porn any day. I need to be able to see that the people in the video are actually getting off on what they're doing. Nothing makes me go soft quicker than a guy pumping away with a woman who is not enjoying herself/getting off.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Maybe you aren't really from a different planet after all. Either that or I'm part female. Sounds like most people enjoy the same thing - good quality, genuine rooting that isn't following an obvious 'check-list' with a shower enema thrown in for good measure. Storyline's are half out the window (cos we're an impatient lot aren't we lol!) Maybe there's scope for a ladies porn review night.... You know like Oprah's book club - but with an edge. I'll just have to take care of some nibblies *JG heads off in a daydreamy blurr* . Annabella - You're not alone in your laughing out loud during bad porn. I'm pretty sure we sat there stone-faced trying not to laugh until it became impossible. . Flirty... - Multiple what? Orgasms... watching porn? Tell us more! . As for you Mr Stalky McButtplug - I suspect that wasn't a porno at all, just another Friday night :P . Oh my other favourite porn has been the Aust Open whenever a lady with a name ending in 'ova' or 'avic' is hitting a ball.... no nudity needed - yyyuuummmm.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...but they do say breaking rabbits may cause vision impairment? | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Hey Goodgirlzzzzz, looks like someone's volunteering to be your next slaaaaaave!!! | Now be a good little floozy and put your glasses on, read the post slowly again...and I think you'll see that's not at all what is on offer? Besides, the whole "Dom/Slave" thing has been done to death and way too vanilla for me. White bread...lukewarm water on a hot day, you know what I mean. | | I could always explain it to you...but even that might not help.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...but they do say breaking rabbits may cause vision impairment? | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'Hey Goodgirlzzzzz, looks like someone's volunteering to be your next slaaaaaave!!! | Now be a good little floozy and put your glasses on, read the post slowly again...and I think you'll see that's not at all what is on offer? Besides, the whole "Dom/Slave" thing has been done to death and way too vanilla for me. White bread...lukewarm water on a hot day, you know what I mean. | | I could always explain it to you...but even that might not help. I read the post fine and I do not have a vision impairment. I meant it as I said it and GG will know precisely what I am talking about Mr Midnight ... And I didn't break the rabbit, it caught fire damnit! . JG, it wasn't multiple orgasms watching the porn *eyeroll* Porn alone has yet to cause such a reaction in me
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RHP User
14 years ago
hahaha!!!!Flirty i wonder if CM would look cute in a maids outfit, maybe he could be my new sissy maid??????? Or maybe he could just be my bitch......hehehehe I'm a switch, my happy place is sub space but i have been excersizing my dominant side recently and i'm always keen on more practice. Hmmmmmmm do you think i could get him to ejaculate into a wine glass and drink it? Perhaps lock him in a cock cage with an inflatable dildo up where the sun don't shine? erm.....get him to masterbate till i see pre cum on a mirror and make him lick it up but not cum, several times? hmmmm.... ideas, ideas I bet i could. Mr Midnight, i promise I would respect you in the morning (in my most delicate southern bell accent)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' Mr Midnight, i promise I would respect you in the morning But I promise you CM, if forced to watch you being subjected to all of this, I probably wouldn't respect you at all. So you're gonna have to find another photographer!!! ... Nope GG, it looks like I'm still definitely submissive. . Reading that scenario made my eyes water!!! You're so ... so ... cruel!!! :-O
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RHP User
14 years ago
You say the sweetest things!!!! Oooh does that mean one day I could earn my Domme stripes? That maybe I too have potential?! Gasp! I could cry with joy!!!! If it weren't so dreadfully uncool
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RHP User
14 years ago
You can take some movies with quality acting and add imagination - there were some good ones like Eyes Wide Shut, even last night on TV Something's Gotta Give with oldJack Nicholson doing the sex scene - they were not showing details like in real porn but the way the sexual play was unfolding was prety well done... and there are sex scenes worth watching in some other movirs you just need to add the visuals in your own brain...One time I got The Girl Next Door from Video EZY it's a doco about a porn star - lot of great scenes and background info, got my wife so horny we almost could not finish watching it and started right on the couch in the lounge ;-) Another one is Two Moon Junction a classic old movie my friend brought to our playdate once - raunchy as, but has a plot actually... sex scenes in some foreign movies on SBS are often on par with pretty good porn, too ;-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
...voice and without an accent I need to put on at all. Sorry, ma'am, but I think you're shoppin' outta the wrong catalog. That swimming pool I sent you a note about...well, little lady I already got 3 pairs of new sharkskin boots and have woven the goddamedest 8ft. long mule skinner you ever gonna see. You on the other hand, you got nuthin' but a snow white ass that might just end up pointin' in the right direction once I got ya'all tied proper to a pool chair. Let's paint a little "X" on both cheeks and see if I can hit 'em from 8ft. away. Put your money on me...your ass is buttermilk. | Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' I'm a switch, my happy place is sub space but i have been excersizing my dominant side recently... No disrespect ma'am...but I've stepped in that kind stockyard fertilzer before, you're one or the other although I believe people can be a lot of other things. This one is a bit like them aliens...a lotta talk but I've never seen one. | Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' ...maybe he could be my new sissy maid??????? Or maybe he could just be my bitch......hehehehe It's about goddam time somebody read Kevin Rudd's resume' and glad you employed the little shit. As long as you got him lickin' the dust bunnies out from between your toes, he might not get back in office. Jearzus...that means we're stuck with Julia or Tony! How about we take them down to the pool and chuck them in with my colleagues...you know, the ones that I left there as a professional courtesy. Hope their female...no self respecting male shark would eat Julia and as for Tony they'd bite him just because they can. Personally, I wouldn't fuck Julia with your dick and I'll leave Tony in your ministry of humiliation and degradation...he won't need much training. | Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' Mr Midnight, i promise I would respect you in the morning... Little lady...by the time the sun comes up you'll be calling me Sir and asking me what I want for breakfast. I already respect you but there ain't nothing wrong with "a little more" every now and then. | ...see ya by the pool. Bring your best game and little Krudd.
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RHP User
14 years ago
See Bruce 7(seven) and his gaggle of milfy starlets do wild lez acts to make labia curl. The dialogue on it's own is award worthy.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You talk a big game lil cowboy but there will be no pool and I can assure you no "Sir" xx GG
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RHP User
14 years ago
...can continue to call me Mr. Midnight, as "sir" does sound rather formal and more so as you will no doubt keep little Kevin otherwise occupied. I was laughing almost too hard to hit post after writing that...but please do remember GG, that I really do like eggs benedict with some fresh fruit for breakfast? | Let's leave the pool in the mix and that alone could be a rather stimulating form of "raw porn"...as the thought of Julia and Tony naked together with a few white pointers circling appeals to my darker side. Who knows, in those last moments of desperation...she may even loose her virginity at last, and whilst I doubt any man in Australia has ever been "that drunk", Tony may choose to go down in history remembered for more than just the man that was disgraced and digested? | I guess GG could even mean Gorgeous Girl...and I promise never to tell a soul that you are just a softie at heart. Now then, scoot...and have a great day with that sissy boy of yours. | | Ewwww....shark porn gives me the shivers!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well I'm sure you can lift the handset to ask the butler on call at the hotel to bring your breakfast CM, while you're at it, be a dear and order an OJ, Coffee and Croissant for me, have it delivered to your room and bring it in yourself. But do hurry, the Croissant should still be warm from the oven. You're outfit has been left hanging in the bathroom for you, don't forget the cute little heels I got you. I do hope you've had practice with walking on heels, nothing worse than an ungraceful sissy xx GG
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and chances are you wouldn't read the recipe I left you for the Hollandaise sauce anyway. Guess I'll see you out on the terrace and we can share breakfast, negotiate...and watch those two pathetic assholes in the pool? | Thanks for letting me play.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Google "Porn made for women, by women" by Catalina May. It was an interesting article in The Guardian last year with a few suggestions. You should definitely check out the Feminist Porn Awards for some good pointers.European porn (well, French), tends to be a lot more erotic, a lot less "just another hole" than the American and Eastern European stuff. But damn they must eat their vitamins in Eastern Europe!
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