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Erect vs. Flaccid

February 25 2014

Everybody worships the Hard-On ! Every time I see a picture of a Penis , it's Erect . (That's right , I only see pictures , not real ones , other than my own) I hate the word "Flaccid" , it doesn't conjure up any nice images but I'm going to use it here , for want of a better word . In certain areas around the World , people actually use a Phallus as a symbol of Worship , and of course it's Erect . A symbol of Virility ! You never see pics of Flaccid Doodles . Well , I don't know about the rest of the Guys but my Love Missile spends a lot of it's time languishing in an un-erect state . But why don't people like a Flaccid Cock ? Are they really that ugly ? Is it because a Flaccid Dick only represents a Waste Remover ? Are there any of you , out there ,who are equally enraptured by a Deflated Dong ? Is there any beauty in a guy's Frank & Beans when he's not Horny ? First World Problems GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think it's rather cute when it's sleeping :) I am more amazed at how an incey wincey, floppy, squishy thing can transform itself into such a glorified, big, long, all-hard, *insert own adjectives* blood-pumping love rod between my tame, little fingers and soft, moist lips. Who would've known? ;P - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Come on Mister GReen..... we've ALL seen the half-mongrel being passed off as the flaccid state willy.... trying to promote more than whats really there lol hahaha... and theyn think people... dont.... realise... this?!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Every time I see a flaccid cock I just have this over whelming urge to hold it.

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    12 years ago

    Erect penises symbolize fertility, strength, vitality as you pointed out. Makes perfect sense. What magical attributes could you give an inactive cock? Not much comes to my mind? Although they do magically transform.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But ParadisePair they look like fat snugly worms. I am very fond of some of them, they are like a pet.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    All that squidgy foreskin... How can you not wanna grab it just to see what happens? And testicles.... Poke them, do they not spin? Oh what fun! :) Hugs Gazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I go to the nude beach with a mate of mine and he really really has a handsome cock. Flaccid or erect. While on the beach he is always brushing away sand off his cock and balls, he has some weird aversion to sand. Such a tease! I just lie there and watch him touching himself.... when secretly I wanna do it. But I figure that might be misconstrued or seen as strange? Just a couple of mates lying on the beach, with her hand on his meat and two veg. Perfectly natural really.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Lol from little things BIG THINGS GROW!! One of my fave tunes. I'm with you Meeka, when seeing a soft one I just want to hold it and afterwards when it's soft again I just want to rub my cheek gently against it.....it likes it like that.....😇 ~ Indy (anyone wanna help me put some flatpax together?)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Pictures of a flaccid cock will never do it for me. After lots of lovemaking I adore fondling the little things, holding onto it whilst I sleep, it's an appreciation of how extraordinary something not too attractive, can be. I quite like a cock after it's cum and it slowly deflates (couldn't conjure another word: - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That I want to snuggle up against it.... I love laying my head against my husbands thigh when his boy is asleep....... I love how it has these cute little dreams when my breath tickles it on an exhale and it bobs and tweaks of its own accord....... It's so soft when I rub the tip of my nose along its side....... and when it wakes up it's always so happy to see me :).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Love how they always stand to attention and salute us each time, don't we ladies? LOL - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Meeka, Sounds to me like he just wants to play with his dick and any old excuse will do. Bloody perverts at nude beaches annoy me. You see so many men playing with themselves and then parading around with half a mongrel! It's disgusting! I've seen couples in the water, pretending to be talking but I reckon they're rooting, right there in the water in front of 100's of people. Dirty fuckers. Sometimes they even seem to invite other guys over and there are the three of them there doing whatever. Not to mention what they do when someone with swimming goggles is nearby. Exhibitionists! Can't stand them! Hugs Gazpacho

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Apparently, the local Christians have built a church in the shape of a flaccid penis and can be seen on Google Earth. It's even got a WOODY roof.. The reports say the church's slogan is "RISING UP". I wonder if the architect got SHAFTED, once the church found out it was flaccid when it got ERECTED?? Would the church bells ring "DONG....DONG....DONG"? Would the gardeners would enjoy the man-scaping? Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Maybe its time men show us their Flaccid penis pictures.What do you think fellers? Listen to the Women....a flaccid one just makes us go weak to touch it.

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' But ParadisePair they look like fat snugly worms. I am very fond of some of them, they are like a pet. 'You crack me up.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Oh very cute indeed Foxxxy!I googled it, but it looks kind of like half a mongrel to me, rather than flaccid.I'd have trouble keeping that down with all those baptists running around with their arms raised in the air.HugsGazpacho Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Apparently, the local Christians have built a church in the shape of a flaccid penis and can be seen on Google Earth. It's even got a WOODY roof.. The reports say the church's slogan is "RISING UP". I wonder if the architect got SHAFTED, once the church found out it was flaccid when it got ERECTED?? Would the church bells ring "DONG....DONG....DONG"? Would the gardeners would enjoy the man-scaping? Foxy

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    I just spun the photo upside down.. it looks like a pretty decent stiffy that way! HUgsGaz

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Gaz...you are a very clever little DICKY - bird! Who would've thought to turn it around!! hahaha Foxy *spat my coffee out from laughing*

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Are there any of you , out there ,who are equally enraptured by a Deflated Dong ? I guess the neighbors, of the church, would be enraptured by the sounds of the church bells ringing "DING DOOOOOOOOOONG"???? Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well I must say... any person who has studied art, architecture and sculpture in the ancient world would have noticed very few erect shlongs, dongs or dickie bird. Maybe in tribal communities we see them erect... but certainly in European art flacid is de rigeur. Take Michelangelo's BEAUTIFUL David... what a fantastic thing... with a tiny "snuggly worm". All I can say is... there is a time and a place for both... it would be immensely difficult to swim at the Olympics with a hard on... sort of a boat anchor I would think, in terms of hydrodynamics.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And I like a challenge :-), I love watching it grow from a flaccid (placid) little worm, to a raging horny one eyed snake. It always makes me feel a bit smug that I managed to do that !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Keep up the good work folks . Not only are you managing to stay On Topic , you've also got the game of the multiple names for a Wang ;) GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Spitting at you 😍 lol

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' Spitting at you 😍 lol Once it's spits, it goes back to being a little worm! LOL FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have to say in my defence, I don't know what to do when it has a mind of its own..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    thing to watch is that little soldier do that little dance thing he does, you know...the involuntary head nod, the shuffle as he rises and falls, as he decides if he's going into to battle or not, its a facinating performance. Some men have beautiful engorged rock hard cocks, and some men have equally gorgeous sleepy little fellows. Can't say I prefer to look at one over the other, unless the mood is rude, cause well...I just kinda, sorta like penises in the flesh. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Over such a small thing....HAP-PENIS XX Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mstr_Full' Well I must say... any person who has studied art, architecture and sculpture in the ancient world would have noticed very few erect shlongs, dongs or dickie bird. Maybe in tribal communities we see them erect... but certainly in European art flacid is de rigeur. In the terms of the art world, 'flaccid is de rigeur'. Beautiful in both forms and anything in between. I just rejoice in the male form, full stop. You divine creatures drive me to distraction.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u' Love how they always stand to attention and salute us each time, don't we ladies? LOL - Posted from rhpmobile Salutes to Sargent Penis "Yes sir, Now stand attention little worm". Foxy