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RHP User
14 years ago
And you've been fucking them too long past the time where it would have been polite to ask their name again.Awkward
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RHP User
14 years ago
And i got nothing...
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and shows up with a drunken cat.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your car key slips back on your keyring and you cant get it out ... How do they find their way there in the first place... ???
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' And you've been fucking them too long past the time where it would have been polite to ask their name again.Awkward .... or call out the wrong name.. whoops!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Instead of the lube.......
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RHP User
14 years ago
One size fits all
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh no i dont do that !!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bite a hole in your last condom trying to open the packet............
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RHP User
14 years ago
you fart and follow through
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RHP User
14 years ago
You are in the middle of a hot sex session with virtual strangers and you get a hair caught in your mouth! Awkward trying to hide the fact you are trying to get in out from between your teeth!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I get a flirt "your exactly what I'm looking for please message me I'm keen" BUT they do not match my seeking criteria AT ALL especially when I clearly state I am not looking for that gender arrrrrrrrrrr
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RHP User
14 years ago
...when you see a comment like Sarah's or Nath's or Steve's and there is no "like" button to register your appreciation.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and discover that you have just taken coyote ugly to a whole new plateau? | Why do they have to keep telling me it was "just a mercy root".
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RHP User
14 years ago
Struggle to find a sitter and place a date in Datefinder and no one is available. Then when you can't arrange a sitter and everyone wants you.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...then rolls over and turns out the lamp.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can easily remember how to calculate the speed of Lightbut am stumped when it comes to the speed of Dark
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RHP User
14 years ago
Unfortunately there is no way to name and shame fakes and time wasters here..... Some other poor woman is going to be left to the same fate as me if the moron I decided to give another chance to contacts her. We aren't allowed to 'defame or villify' others here, which I will not do, but there should be a place where we can.....dud roots included..lol hugs... slowburn x
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Mr_Minotaur
14 years ago
.... And cut it open to find the pit takes up all the inside:-(:
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RHP User
14 years ago
You’re on the toilet and after relieving all that stress out...... you look up and there’s no toilet paper :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
i log into rhp and get a link to the hoty, check it out and things start to tingle that probably shouldnt be tingling this early in the morning!! Damn you!!! what to do now... lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
You press that send button, and the second after, you think of something special to say on that message............Steve
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RHP User
14 years ago
Don't ya hate it when that special person tells you that you are the best friend she could have but you just know you will not only never fuck her but you won't even get to see her naked!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
That would be a very long list
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Vintagetatu' Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' And you've been fucking them too long past the time where it would have been polite to ask their name again. Awkward .... or call out the wrong name.. whoops! im reminded of a story my ex told me, he and his then partner where in bed getting hot and heavy and she was about to climax, the housemate was being an idiot in the next room and making alot of noise trying to annoy them, as the girl has gone to climax she has also gone to tell the house mate off, so instead of saying " oh my god" or whatever she says as shes cuming, she yelled out " oh boooooob"
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RHP User
14 years ago
You take a pic of yourself and think eewww who the fuck is that! Thats really what i look like :p
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RHP User
14 years ago
Stockings,heels, make up, and walk out in front of a man and he says, your blocking the TV.
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RHP User
14 years ago
and this surprised you why now?!
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RHP User
14 years ago
And says...He realises he could be about to make a really biiiig mistake again.(...No shit Sherlock !!!) and questions where his heart and head is with you.......................................................................................................................................................................................but goes ahead and marries the other chick anyway....yep ya gotta hate that !!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
its pissing with rain, its 5am, and i left my 'wet' gear at work..........
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...and shows up with a drunken cat.
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RHP User
14 years ago
in the middle of sex and your trying to look so cool and sexy. Not that its me, Umm this is umm hypothetical of course ummm sheeezes .... I do not fart as my mouth is not shut enough to build up the pressure, .
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RHP User
14 years ago
except the one in a million chance (which happens 9 times out of 10) lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
The guy you arrange to meet is too drunk or fucked up to get an erection !!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your to drunk or fucked up and can sustain a rageing hard on for hours but cant blow!! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your too drunk or fucked up and can sustain a rageing hard on for hours but cant blow!! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your too drunk or fucked up and you can sustain a rageing hard on for hours but you cant cum!! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your too drunk or fucked up and you can sustain a big rageing erection but cant cum!! lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lol sorry guys i see there was a mistake here! : )
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Hot_Fun692' Your too drunk or fucked up and can sustain a rageing hard on for hours but cant blow!! lol Sorry wrong threadCass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
You're almost there.. Then the batteries die :/
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